Weird roommate stories

[CuriousWildcat]

Now, I have no problem with people who are religious even though I am not myself. Second semester of freshman year I moved dorms to a cheaper dorm that I spent all my time at anyway. Well my new roommate was the type of person who could be bouncing off the walls with energy after like 3 hours of sleep per night. She would stay up till 2 am studying, then wake up at 5am and go down to the basement for what she called "Jesus time". That's fine. The weird part is when she would be awake at like 4 am and she would start running in place and singing hymns. She also talked to God. Not in the prayer, normal mysterious ways but as in she actually said to me "I was talking to God about these cookies that I wanted and I jsut really really wanted them! And God just laughed!!! That's why I love God, he laughs at my jokes." Also, I was laying on my bed on my stomach talking on the phone and she comes over and lays on top of me and she was NAKED! I was like Hey get off of me! And she goes well that was fun bonding time! We should do it again! I told her that she needed to be wearing clothes any time we were bonding.

[BabyPiNK_FL]

Originally Posted by CuriousWildcat

Also, I was laying on my bed on my stomach talking on the phone and she comes over and lays on top of me and she was NAKED! I was like Hey get off of me! And she goes well that was fun bonding time! We should do it again! I told her that she needed to be wearing clothes any time we were bonding.

WOW! JUST WOW! Sexual harrassment much?

[sjsoffer]

I was only in the dorms for a semester and I had two crazy roommates...
The first girl and I got along really well at first, but then I noticed she was sort of...strange. She stole a COUCH from the residence hall, bowling shoes, and once we had plans to go out and she stayed out all night not returning my calls, and then told me she was almost raped and hid behind a dumpster but there were pics of her on facebook out that night. She met some guy, claimed she'd known him for years (she didn't) and 6 days later they were engaged. A month after that, they got married and now she has a kid...weird.
Since she got married and moved out, I had another roommate who was just a bit of a whore...she'd have guys over pretty much every night, and none of them were her boyfriend. The last straw was when I came in one morning, collapsed on my bed, and then hear our other 2 roommates flipping out about the condom stuck to the bathroom WALL. I found out she had my boyfriend's fraternity's president in there that night and I was just pretty disgusted. Since this is super long, I'm not even going to go into the problems with my current roommate...