I'm going to need for the fake preacher in the purple pimp suit(

suit color) with dark purple(

Shoe color) shoes and light purple hat(

hat color..well not quite, but kinda close) to go away.
I cannot and will not be forced to hear you yell phrases like....
1. Repennnttttttttt!!!!! (repent said repeatedly in the worst accent and voice ever heard)
2. Women who wear pants are an abomination against God!
3. Men who wear dresses are an abomination against God! (2 & 3 are said one right after the other so he doesnt seem sexist I guess)
4. No watta (water) in hell sinnn-nah!
while you hold up a sign that says...I just realized I never read the sign I only saw it because I was distracted by the pimp suit. I want to tell him sooooo badly that his WHOLE outfit IS a grave and horrible abomination against God.
Jesus wept...when this man got dressed this morning!