Corrupt-A-Wish

[DaemonSeid]

Granted but you get mauled by a gay bear


I wish my fantasy draft was right now

[catiebug]

Granted, but you signed up for the wrong one and your fantasy cricket team is dead last in your league.

I wish Microsoft Vista didn't suck so much.

[DaemonSeid]

Granted but your commodore 64 sucks far worse


I wish I had some choclate right now

[socialite]

Granted, you just sniffed a bunch of crack

I wish people would not make baseless accusations [not the thread but for reals]

[fantASTic]

Granted, all the accusations they make are TRUE!

I wish I had more money...

[Taualumna]

Originally Posted by fantASTic

Granted, all the accusations they make are TRUE!

I wish I had more money...

Granted, but it's only $0.01 more.

I wish I could change the world.

[honeychile]

Granted, but it changes for the worse.



I wish I had my own lap pool.

[irishpipes]

Granted, but your hair might turn green from the chlorine.

I wish Alicia Sacramone didn't just get screwed out of the bronze medal when the Chinese gymnast who won it FELL

[honeychile]

Granted, and the Olympic Rules Committee comes under fire for ALL of the many "errors" made in Women's Gymnastics, starting with the "women's" ages! (I know, no corruptions - the corruptions were already made! Grrrr...)



I wish Shawn Johnson could have gone last on the Floor Exercise, and ended up sharing a Wheaties box with Nastia Lukin!

[PhiGam]

Originally Posted by honeychile

Granted, and the Olympic Rules Committee comes under fire for ALL of the many "errors" made in Women's Gymnastics, starting with the "women's" ages! (I know, no corruptions - the corruptions were already made! Grrrr...)



I wish Shawn Johnson could have gone last on the Floor Exercise, and ended up sharing a Wheaties box with Nastia Lukin!

He did, but he got caught boinking the entire chinese team, even the 6 year old. He was in turn publicly shamed and became an infamous figure in "sports" history.

I wish for 1,000,000 wishes
end thread.

[ASTalumna06]

(psst, PhiGam... Shawn Johnson is a girl. Just thought I'd let ya know :-D )

and granted, but for each wish you get, you have to make out with Richard Simmons for no less than 10 minutes.

I wish that Facebook and MySpace would disappear

[summer_gphib]

They do, but then the whole internet is taken over by www.icanhascheezburger.com and all anyone speaks is lolkitteh.

I wish TS Fay would be the last one I have to deal with for the year.

[PANTHERTEKE]

Originally Posted by summer_gphib

They do, but then the whole internet is taken over by www.icanhascheezburger.com and all anyone speaks is lolkitteh.

I wish TS Fay would be the last one I have to deal with for the year.

"She" will be the last Tropical Storm you'll have to deal with.. and the rest of the storms will be Cat. 4 and 5 Hurricanes (hitting only your part of Florida).

I wish I could come up with a good wish.

[LttleMsPrEp]

granted but you only get to have 2 hours of sleep for your 30 hour days..

I wish I had a new car

[socialite]

granted but its because you are in a coma... and you'll be asleep for the next month

I wish noodles and company delivered