Yeah I said it, I bet you won't hit me...

[KAPPAtivating]

Dear 'Ol Girl:

I am SICK of your split personalities. Pick one and roll with it. You know my degree is in Psychology. We used to study people like you. You have OFFICIALLY been terminated from the team!

[K_I_A_Nupe]

Dear Supervisor who's not my Supervisor:

Stay out my business. I know you don't like me and you know I don't like you. Just because I believe that you have no place in your position because you can't handle the simple task of correcting B2B relations, doesn't mean you need to watch me like a hawk, waiting for me to slip up.

GUESS WHAT!!!?

I AIN'T SLIPPIN'!!!!!!!

So, you can keep on watching me; It only builds my ego and I know you Digg my professional swagger. You need to keep your on employees in line and STOP CROSSING MINE.

[lil_sunshine]

Dear Kim:

Just because I accepted your friend request on Facebook doesn't mean everything is saccharin again. I'm taking baby steps regarding you, and you in turn have shown your azz once again by tripping over yourself to get to me and acting like the *in my Bootz voice* thirsty azz, desperate azz, parasitic azz b!@tch */Bootz voice* you are by telling me you need my help with your campaign. Granted I forgave you for the tirade and all the words in it awhile ago, but best believe I will NEVER FORGET. So, if I decide to help you, it will be a STRICT business arrangement between you and I.

So please refrain for asking me for personal services like child care (for you or your hoodrat friends), house cleanting, or the like. That will be recognized as outside of the scope of the business of helping with your campaign. Now that the boundaries have been set and my Mega B!@+ch switch has been flipped, do you still want or need my help?

[libramunoz]

Dear My Big Brother-

I truly love you with all of my heart and I will always love you, but right now, you're azz is just crazy as hell! Of all the dumb as a bunny thinking that you can do, you join a cult! Why, because you're too damn stupid to admit that you are pissed off at daddy!
Well, so the FUC$#%##$@%K what! I was pissed off at him too! You dumb bunny! He's my father as well, but you know what? I had to grow the FU$#%$#%@$#K up and you're dumb azz needs too as well!
You are going to be 37 this year, and you're still hiding from reality and from time! Everybody has surpassed you in many areas of life, and you are still what..."building the nation." WTF!!!! Last time I looked, it's BUILT and YOU AIN'T HAD SH#$%#$%@T TO DO WITH IT! You're cult is so lame all it does is to suck the life outta you and you're being a bumbwitted numbnuts who DOESN'T want to see reality!
You have two, count them, T W O kids, and they need their parents, but NNNNNNOOOOO! My dumb as hell brother cannot get up off his lazy azz and realize that he NEEDS to grow up and CARE for his kids!
I swear, I would kick your azz from here to Kingdom Come and Eternity if I didn't think that I'd tear my foot straight through your bony azz!
What really pisses me off is that you got Momma here worrying and fretting about you're ignant azz because you want to be mad at her and take all your anger out about daddy on Ma!
Boy I tell you, IF YOU EVER PISS OFF/ANGER/VEX/UPSET MOMMA AGAIN, I SWEAR BEFORE JESUS, IT WON'T BE A COME TO JESUS MEETING, IT WILL BE YOU HOLLERING FOR JESUS TO SAVE YOU FROM ME!
IF EVEA I HEAR OR SEE OUR MOMMA ON THE VERGE OF FIGHTING BACK TEARS BECAUSE OF YOUR SORRY AZZ, I SWEAR BEFORE GOD I WILL PERSONALLY COME TO KANSAS AND KICK YOUR AZZ FROM KANSAS TO TEXAS--EVEN IF IT TAKES ME A LIFETIME TO DO SO!
Whew, I had to get that off my chest.

[lil_sunshine]

(((((((libramunoz)))))))

[lil_sunshine]

Dear Pops:

On Friday evening, I called you to tell you I was spending the weekend out with one of my best friends who was having her b'day party that night (I spent the rest of the weekend with my bf). Prior to taking the phone from my sister, I heard you say, "Tell that bitch to bring her azz home!" *in my Queen Latifah voice* "WHO YOU CALLING A BITCH!?!?!?!?" Then when you answered with your rude attitude, just as I was telling you where I was going to be (you always tell me to let you know where I'm going to be and to be safe), you interrupt me by saying, "Yeah whatever. You do this $h!t every weekend. You never do anything around here and I'm sick of it. Have a great phucking weekend!"

Now needless to say, I hope you don't think I was gonna feel bad about staying out of your hellhole that you call "home" for yet another weekend. HAYLE TO THA NAW!!!!!!!!!! Why, you wonder? You are a miserable old alcoholic who's bitter because I choose not to stay in the house and be your maid every weekend. I HAVE A LIFE and I still have keys to the house so I can come and go as I please. The last time I checked, I'll be 32 in about 3 months. I'm not 13, so you need to get a vice grip on your attitude and suck on some big hairy bull's balls, because I will not put up with your attitude. You need me A LOT MORE than I need you. And then you wonder why nobody wants to be bothered to be around you, ESPECIALLY YOUR CHILDREN.

Consider the apron strings officially CUT and you officially ignored unless I absolutely have to deal with you. Continue to smoke your crystal crack and leave me the hayle alone!!!!

[PerfectVerse06]

Dang, lil_sunshine!

**HUGS**

[nikki1920]

Dear L_S:
I'mna need for you to move out ASAFP (as soon as financially possible).

Love,
nikki1920

[KAPPAtivating]

Dear ol'girl:

You have been formally released from the team!!! Consider this yourself "terminated". It was fun while it lasted. However, your games are less than amusing. If you are so interested in playing games, perhaps you should frequent a player's card at Dave and Busters. Thanks.

[PrettyBoy]

Originally Posted by KAPPAtivating

Dear ol'girl:

You have been formally released from the team!!! Consider this yourself "terminated". It was fun while it lasted. However, your games are less than amusing. If you are so interested in playing games, perhaps you should frequent a player's card at Dave and Busters. Thanks.

LOL

[lil_sunshine]

Originally Posted by nikki1920

Dear L_S:
I'mna need for you to move out ASAFP (as soon as financially possible).

Love,
nikki1920

I know, and that's my plan. But being that I live in a city that has a high cost of living and I make like $9/ hour, getting an apt by myself won't occur for awhile because I need to do a number of things:

1. pay my cell phone bill (this is a NECESSITY)
2. buy food for myself
3. give the devil his $200/month for rent to stay there
4. keep aside transportation fare to get back and forth to work

So moving out will be a dream deferred for a hot minute, and in addition I will be making the necessary sacrifices, like the goats and chickens for good luck and prosperity.

If the final comment I made is offensive to anyone, I'll be sure to delete it in a timely fashion.

[libramunoz]

To my Father:

I think you have lost most if not all of what's left of your mind! Why do you continue to send emails to my mother? She DIVORCED you in 1975, when I was 1, I have seen the decree! But yet you continue to send her and me crazy as hell emails.
What in the HOLY CRAP BATMAN for?
This I do NOT understand! You have a wife, she's your 6th--yes I cannot stand her--if you just want someone to talk to, look over at her! Good God man, can you get a life?
Then these stupid as hell emails have to do with immigration! WFT!!!! Are you SMOKING now? Why do you have a problem with immigrants? What is your issue? Are people STILL confusing you for a Mexican? Is that the problem? Good God man, you're 65 years old, get over it! Tell them what you are and MOVE THE FU$%#@$#^@%K on! You're getting on my LAST nerve with this, "throw the immigrants out, my parents are legal aliens" yadda, yadda, yadda crap!
Fool, you parents emigrated--there is a big as HELL difference and IF you CANNOT tell the difference, GO BACK TO SCHOOL! DAYMN! I get so sick of that shit I cannot stand it! It makes me want to smack the crap outta you for days! Your parents came from a territory of the US fool! It makes them citizens and since YOUR dumb azz was BORN in NY, what in the WORLD do you think this makes you?
But then again, since you haven't paid taxes since I was 10 and haven't worked since I was 21, I don't know WHY I EXPECT you to do any differently! If you ARE such a CONCERNED American citizen, why don't you vote and hmmm...I dunno, PAY YOUR FREAKIN TAXES?
Although I love you, I think that you need more of a life than me! And I wonder why your oldest son is soooo much like you!
Just do me and MY mother a fav, keep your crazy political commentaries to yourself and YOUR wife (AKA--the stepmonster) and stop sending them to my Momma, o.k.
Love,
Your baby daughter, K

[lil_sunshine]

(((((((libramunoz)))))))

Don't you just love fathers who are jackasses? That's why I can't stand my father!!!!! See my post from the 30th.....

[JKenny]

Dear Older Women Co-Workers:

I know you all hate me because I'm articulate, my face is always in the paper with white people because I'm smart. I know you all hate me because I don't sag, because I actually wear a belt, because even when I'm at work my SWAGG is still official, still on another level, still 100% ridiculous. I know you all hate me because your daughters start feigning every time they get a glimpse of me, because I don't care when you try to talk about the way I dress, I just laugh and let you talk.

Well I'm here to say that I understand why you would hate me. I wouldn't be able to stand myself either, but understand this..I'm on another level because I don't want to be your age working at a job like this one, where you have no benefits, no room for advancement, stuck in your same position for the rest of your life unless you decide to do something about and find a real job, better yet start a career.

Maybe you should look at me not because dressed to impressed no matter where I am, but rather look at the fact that my name and picture is always in the paper for something good. Maybe you should look at me and think, damn maybe I should do something with my life. Cause guess what, in Five years I'll be out of school, I'll be 23 going on 24 and I'll have a Degree in Architecture and be well on my way to making that real money, and in 10 who know's I might have a family and hopefully be teaching my son or daughter how to get out there in school and do exactly what I did, PURSUE MY DREAMS instead of staying in that Hell hole that you all call jobs.

P.S. Your daughters are only jockin me cause of the way I carry myself, it says so much about my character, and this SWAGG I got, well it speaks for itself.

Dont ask me to toss you a bone when I start makin dat money, CAUSE IT AINT HAPPENIN!!

And noticed I only addressed this to the Women because they are always the ones who have something to say, and you dont see any dudes workin here your age, we're all Teenagers or Managers, who are actually getting money

K.E.C

[lil_sunshine]

Originally Posted by JKenny

Dear Older Women Co-Workers:

I know you all hate me because I'm articulate, my face is always in the paper with white people because I'm smart. I know you all hate me because I don't sag, because I actually wear a belt, because even when I'm at work my SWAGG is still official, still on another level, still 100% ridiculous. I know you all hate me because your daughters start feigning every time they get a glimpse of me, because I don't care when you try to talk about the way I dress, I just laugh and let you talk.

Well I'm here to say that I understand why you would hate me. I wouldn't be able to stand myself either, but understand this..I'm on another level because I don't want to be your age working at a job like this one, where you have no benefits, no room for advancement, stuck in your same position for the rest of your life unless you decide to do something about and find a real job, better yet start a career.

Maybe you should look at me not because dressed to impressed no matter where I am, but rather look at the fact that my name and picture is always in the paper for something good. Maybe you should look at me and think, damn maybe I should do something with my life. Cause guess what, in Five years I'll be out of school, I'll be 23 going on 24 and I'll have a Degree in Architecture and be well on my way to making that real money, and in 10 who know's I might have a family and hopefully be teaching my son or daughter how to get out there in school and do exactly what I did, PURSUE MY DREAMS instead of staying in that Hell hole that you all call jobs.

P.S. Your daughters are only jockin me cause of the way I carry myself, it says so much about my character, and this SWAGG I got, well it speaks for itself.

Dont ask me to toss you a bone when I start makin dat money, CAUSE IT AINT HAPPENIN!!

And noticed I only addressed this to the Women because they are always the ones who have something to say, and you dont see any dudes workin here your age, we're all Teenagers or Managers, who are actually getting money

K.E.C

THAT'S WHAT'S UP!!!!!!!!!!! Tell them what it REALLY is!!!!!!!!