Things you want to say (but shouldn't) outloud at work

[mulattogyrl]

If you don't stop checking your messages on speakerphone I'm gonna throw that isht out the window.

[aggieAXO]

Why are we treating a puppy for free and giving him back to the original owners when they cannot take care of it?? I don't have a problem treating the puppy but it should find a new home. Are we going to spay it for free and then treat for heartworms when it gets them b/c the people had no money to buy prevention. Sometimes I don't understand where you are coming from and I don't think you look at the big picture. BTW, the rest of your employees are pissed b/c you are doing all this for free when the rest of us have to pay our bills when our animals are sick. So you are ok with giving away services to complete strangers off the streets but not for us who have worked for you for many years-does this make since. WTF?

[BetteDavisEyes]

Just b/c you're thin does not make you beautiful.
Your face is too long, your breasts are non-existant, your ass is a piece of plywood with a crack in it, and you are just as ugly on the outside as you are on the inside.
Get bent.
P.S. As a teacher, you suck ass & I'd never wish you on anyone's children.

[APhi Sailorgirl]

I hate you all and I have no freaking idea how you all got the jobs you did, b/c you appear to have trouble getting dressed and tying your shoes each day.

[AGDee]

The longer I work here, the less money I make because the raises don't cover the increase costs for benefits. I won't be able to continue working here at this rate. I need a promotion.

[skylark]

"Stop looking at my computer screen every other minute. Yes, I'm on that "stupid" forum website again... Don't you think it takes more effort for you to constantly be trying to figure out if I'm working than it takes for me to take a 5 minute break from my work every hour or two?"

[aephi alum]

You have some balls, rolling in to the office at lunchtime on a daily basis. Our boss has called you on it. HIS boss has called you on it. Did you maybe forget it's employee review season???

[AOIIBrandi]

You're a temp, you don't get paid if you don't work. I'm sorry (maybe not) you didn't get paid for a day this week - you were scheduled to work (for double time I might add). You were the one who called me and asked to go home, then you lied to me when I asked what the customer contract said about coverage for the day. Well we both know you lied to me, and so does upper management, so that e-mail you sent trying to throw me under the bus isn't going to work out so well for you in the end.

[nikki1920]

Unlike some of you, I have a job. A demanding one. If you walk in here unannounced and without an appointment, do not get an attitude because you have to wait over an hour to be seen. That is what appointments are for. I have 500 people to deal with so sitcho arse down and STFU and quit complaining.......



Is 30 too young to be burned out?

[sageofages]

Right, after I have MENTALLY quit, NOW you start giving me interesting sorts of things to do...........

I am still leaving...just have to plot the right time. Damn it, I know I will back next week...but maybe then...you will push me over the edge.

[nikki1920]

GIVE ME MY DAYUM CASE BACK!!!

[nikki1920]

If I had a death ray, I'd aim it at the phone. It won't stop ringing.

[Helicopter1]

WARREB!!!

[DaemonSeid]

I know your @ss did NOT to have the NERVE to come in late(again) while we are in project this week and complain that the CDs I request that you upload is too much at one time....what?

I been doing half of YOUR load and someone else's today too!!


Nobody told you to try and have anal glaucoma this week!

[nikki1920]

Binch, you did NOT have my case sitting at your dayum desk for the week I was looking for it!!! And told me to my face that you did not have it!!! SASAS

Imma give you a piece of my mind when I see you.

(and you wonder why no one talks socially to you at the office)