Things you want to say (but shouldn't) outloud at work

[txAOII_15]

I am a year-long volunteer. I recognize that I'm paid (peanuts, mind you), but I am still a volunteer working 40 hour work weeks. A little bit of recognition would be nice instead of throwing me under the bus every chance you get. ARGH. Only 3 more months.

[IUHoosiergirl88]

I have never met a more socially awkward person in my life, and I've done Quiz Bowl before. You haven't noticed how people suddenly have things to do every time you come to talk to them about some random thing that they aren't interested in? You haven't noticed how your entire row wears headphones (yet you still try to talk to them)?

You have told us how you need to 'come out' to your family about eating meat and smoking, how you dated a girl for 6 months and didn't know her name, and how you tried to pick up a bachelorette party. THESE ARE NOT APPROPRIATE WORK ENVIRONMENT TOPICS

[AlwaysSAI]

Stop telling me I'm fantastic at my job. JUST STOP.
Stop telling me I'm the best teacher you have. JUST STOP.
Stop telling newbies to come talk to me when they have IEP questions. JUST STOP.
But, most of all, STOP TELLING ME TO WAIT "A LITTLE LONGER" FOR THAT JOB AT COUNTY OFFICE THAT I INTERVIEWED FOR 5 MONTHS AGO. If they didn't care enough to snatch me up after the interview, I am going to work elsewhere. No, I'm not going to sit around and hope for it. No, I'm not going to wait until the summer. I AM LOOKING FOR ANOTHER JOB NOW.

K.thnx.bye.

[33girl]

Originally Posted by IUHoosiergirl88

I have never met a more socially awkward person in my life, and I've done Quiz Bowl before. You haven't noticed how people suddenly have things to do every time you come to talk to them about some random thing that they aren't interested in? You haven't noticed how your entire row wears headphones (yet you still try to talk to them)?

You have told us how you need to 'come out' to your family about eating meat and smoking, how you dated a girl for 6 months and didn't know her name, and how you tried to pick up a bachelorette party. THESE ARE NOT APPROPRIATE WORK ENVIRONMENT TOPICS

Give me this guy's email. I kinda want to send him a picture of my teats just to make his head explode.

[IUHoosiergirl88]

Originally Posted by 33girl

Give me this guy's email. I kinda want to send him a picture of my teats just to make his head explode.

Oh, I wish I could Today he educated us on colonics...I work in IT. And it was only 8:45 am.

[AlphaFrog]

This persnickety OCD micromanagement bullpoopie is about to make me jump out the Window... Except I'm on the first floor, so all that would accomplish would be getting locked out of the building.

[BraveMaroon]

Even your whisper is louder than most people speak normally. I know our management loves this open floor plan, but eventually, someone's going to get bludgeoned with a stapler.

[AlphaFrog]

Originally Posted by AlphaFrog

This persnickety OCD micromanagement bullpoopie is about to make me jump out the Window... Except I'm on the first floor, so all that would accomplish would be getting locked out of the building.

Still this. Always this.

[IndianaSigKap]

I hope that damn orange was worth it.

Yes, my entire sports staff was suspended from school during production week because they fought over an orange. No, I did not mistype, they fought over an orange.

[BraveMaroon]

Thanks for answering my question by not answering it. It's been increasingly obvious that you don't give a damn about our customers. This was just confirmation.

[tcsparky]

You are an idiot.

[amIblue?]

Holy crap. You spent two years running off one of the brightest minds I've ever worked with and you replace him with Dumb Donald? Are you kidding me?

[princessamy]

You look like a really ugly drag queen and you're a woman. So please the next time you have something to say about my makeup please check yourself. By the way, please learn how to clean brushes. It's not that hard.

[amIblue?]

Hey bitch, you might want to move further away from me than 10 feet when you're talking about me. You think you're whispering, but you're not.

Also, I'm still right.

[lovespink88]

It's REALLY not a big deal. You're probably not going to have any interaction w/ your client today, THAT'S why you didn't need to know. I know you dislike our boss (and I do understand that she's tough and not always easy to please) but DAMN, do you have to make everything a big deal?

2 weeks til I'm out of here.