Things you want to say (but shouldn't) outloud at work

[IUHoosiergirl88]

If you're firing people for breaking the rules but haven't yet said what the rules are, that's a serious issue.

[BAckbOwlsgIrl]

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[33girl]

Originally Posted by BAckbOwlsgIrl

I swear she looks like transgender troll/dwarf; masculine features, huge jaw line, rough skin, waddling and a bad sense of fashion.

Skin resurfacing would work wonders on you.

Guess what? She's at my workplace now.

And may I add: NICE SCRUNCHIE. (Yes, I am having a Carrie Bradshaw moment)

[AlphaFrog]

Now I remember why I hate working here. I tend to forget when the boss is out of town for a few days, and I'm not being micromanaged and expected in turn to micromanage every tiny aspect of this business. There are things that go on in this office that are not only not my problem, but I don't care to make them my problem. Go micromanage those people who's work you're asking about, and leave me alone.

/Rant

[ASUADPi]

You are my coworker, not my boss. Get OFF your POWER TRIP and stop trying to boss me around!

[SWTXBelle]

WHY WHY WHY are you in college? You are wasting your time and mine.

Either decide that getting an education is WORK that you are willing to do or learn a trade.

[AlwaysSAI]

*^&%$#@!@#$%*/-*//^&*^%$@@%$#!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[AGDee]

No I have not registered for the spring training conference because, frankly, I'm praying I'm not still working here in March! Now please stop asking. I have months to sign up.

[Xidelt]

Hey second grade,
You teachers are so high maintenance and your kids have horrendous behavior. Please and thank you go a long way with me. And there's only one of me and 6 other grade levels.

[Socalparent]

Just because it's "classical or new age music" doesn't mean everybody wants to hear it.

[Socalparent]

You have popcorn EVERY SINGLE DAY. How hard is it to NOT burn the damn stuff?!

[Socalparent]

Mind your own business. I'm not talking to you and I didn't ask for your two cents worth on every single thing.

[AOIIalum]

You borrowed me from my department for another week to help work on your project, after assuring the coordinator IN YOUR DEPARTMENT that you'd have the work ready for me to start Tuesday morning. You then told me yesterday that your project took high priority when someone else asked if I could help them out, and in the end didn't have time to meet with me at all yesterday. Yes, I did the other two hour project happily in the eight freaking hours I waited around for you yesterday. The coordinator confirmed AGAIN you would have everything ready to go and I would be there ready to work at 9am today. You didn't get until after 9 and about an hour later you got to me and while reviewing the project then you tell me you had to review the spreadsheets and would be back with me in a half hour? Really?

After lunch the coordinator finally met with me to show me what she could about YOUR project that she is not involved with. Did what I could but you weren't to be found to answer questions later on. Don't get me wrong, I love getting full time hours when I'd only be working around 15/week right now in my department. That's sweet but I'd rather work than sit around getting paid for nothing. Serves you right that I'm back in my own department starting back tomorrow. Serves you right.

[Socalparent]

Yes, boss, I'm organized, efficient, and can crank out the work. Maybe that explains why you received a project a month ago that will be presented to the Executive Team tomorrow morning AND just delegated it to me today. Really appreciate that vote of confidence in my ability and performance.

[KKGCaroline]

Oh Mr/Mrs Customer, instead of spending a couple of hundred pounds on those new spectacles, why don't you go and buy some soap, you offend my nose!