question for the non-virgin ladies

[shultzz]

how bout anal?

[ErikaXO]

Originally posted by valkyrie


That is so true! After reading what some of the younger people have had to say about all things sexual, I'm starting to feel like the biggest skank ho on the face of the planet! So far I have managed to restrain myself from telling any scandalous stories, but get a few drinks in me and watch out!

Don't feel bad!!!! You know, despite all of the dire predictions being made about this current teen-college generation (what are they calling it, Gen-Y?) I think that they are starting to wake up to all the crap going on in our screwed-up society and are reacting to it in positive ways. It seems to me that because things got so way-out for awhile, these kids are taking sex and their bodies a little more seriously than we did.....granted, in this age of rampant STDs and AIDS, not to mention date-rape drugs, they kind of have to in ways we did not. But all in all I would say that these kids are a lot smarter than their parents' generation gives threm credit for. Not to suggest that they aren't out there gettin' theirs, because obviously from some of these posts they are!!!!! But I don't think that the levels of experimentation are able to be taken for granted the way they were in the 80s when we older gen-xers came of age.

OK....enough responsible mom-talk.....I knew someone was going to bring up travelling the old dusty road!!!! Now you all know me, far better and more intimately than I had ever planned so you KNOW I give everything a fair shake....perhaps I am crazy, perhaps I am just truly tight-assed!!!! But the only commentary I can truly offer from my own experience on the subject is:

"AAAAAAAAARRRRRGGGGHHHHH! OW!! OW!!! OOOOOOOWWWWW! GET IT OUT!!! GET IT OUT!!!!"

'nuff said? Any dissenters?

[PKTSU01]

Originally posted by dzsaigirl
Okay...this question is for the guys. If a man's bodily fluid supposedly gets influenced by diet, are the woman's fluids ALSO affected? Should we all eat a handful of roses and some perfume or something?

The answer is GOD YES! You gals are naturally pretty acidic down there, it keeps ya clean and free of disease. Unfortunately, when you eat acidic food, it gets even more acidic down there. Salsa and whatnot especially, its almost unbearable and VERY salty. For god's sake, if you know that your dude is gonna go downtown, be a sweetie and down some water and sugar first, it helps.

Oh ya, as far as the guys diet goes, listen up. (THE VOICE OF EXPERIENCE!) NEVER have asparagus or any green vegetable within 3 hours before the hummer, she'll punch you because you're so bitter. Here's a little tip I stole from Palyboy maga few years back. 1 hour before doing your guy the favor have him down a cup of pineapple juice or orange juice and a stalk of celery. Not sure why but the chemical combo of the citrus and celery seems to knock out the bitter taste. I've heard that the acidiy and sugar somehow eliminates the bitterness from the love juice. I can't really break it down into chemicals because I'm not a super nutritionist but I will say this. I tried that drink one night and BOY DID SHE NOTICE. Ya'll have fun with that tidbit. Maybe I'll post the info I have on canned peaches next time...if you're lucky.

[SH80er]

Originally posted by shultzz
how bout anal?

Umm, lets not go there!

[aggieAXO]

Originally posted by valkyrie



As far as "flavor" is concerned, I have been told that vegetarians taste better -- we are so fresh and so clean!

I have heard this also from my friend Russell who happens to be gay-he told me that vegetarian men taste better

[madmax]

Originally posted by valkyrie


That is so true! After reading what some of the younger people have had to say about all things sexual, I'm starting to feel like the biggest skank ho on the face of the planet! So far I have managed to restrain myself from telling any scandalous stories, but get a few drinks in me and watch out!

As far as "flavor" is concerned, I have been told that vegetarians taste better -- we are so fresh and so clean!

Let's get Valkyrie drunk!

[ErikaXO]

I have three words.....vanilla soy milk. I don't know, it's just what I have heard, for either gender, really freshens things up. (Not to mention it is really creamy and good and is good for your heart.)

[Trench]

What about a guy that has alittle curve action goin?? Good, bad, or dont know??

Totally hyapthetical of course...

[kimmykimmy]

If he curves up -- that is soooooooo good.

[valkyrie]

Originally posted by ErikaXO
I have three words.....vanilla soy milk. I don't know, it's just what I have heard, for either gender, really freshens things up. (Not to mention it is really creamy and good and is good for your heart.)

Wow! I'm a vegetarian AND I have vanilla soy milk every day. Is that why there's a line of guys outside waiting for me to get drunk? LOL!

[skip101]

There was a thread on Celebrity crushes. How bout GC crushes?

If you had a chance to have a romantic rendezvous with anyone from GC, who would it be and why?

[ErikaXO]

Well, just from what he says, James all the way.....but by pic, definitely Cory!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[IowaHawkeye]

blaine... i love him

[ErikaXO]

Yeah, you know the more I think about it all of you guys are pretty darned appealing!!!!! If I were still a single college lass......of course I can't forget that Madmax wants to marry me, so I'd probably have to give him the first date, but there's no way I can eliminate any of you!!!!!

[Steeltrap]

Well, this individual won't have to worry about size, technique, what have you:

Man Cuts Off Penis in Fit of Religious Fervor


Updated: Fri, Dec 07 11:22 AM EST


BACOLOD, Philippines (Reuters) - A 32-year-old Filipino farmer who believed his penis was driving him to sin sliced it off with a machete in a fit of religious fervor, family members and doctors said on Friday.

Relatives said they found the former security guard lying on the floor, covered in blood and with a portion of his penis missing when they went to his hut on Negros island in the southern Philippines on Monday.

"He is a good son, and one of seven children, He indulged himself by reading the Bible," his mother told reporters in Bacolod City 300 miles south of Manila, where the man is now in hospital.

"His act was probably triggered by the book of Matthew 18:8," she said.

The verse, from the New Testament, reads "If your hand or your foot causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. It is better for you to enter life maimed or crippled than to have two hands or two feet and be thrown into eternal fire."

Family members said they rushed the man to a nearby hospital in Bacolod where doctors said they had stitched up and reconstructed his penis, although it is now 20 percent shorter.

Relatives said they were unable to find the severed portion.

Doctors said the man's penis showed several wounds, indicating that the man had hacked at it several times before it detached.

"The mere act of cutting his penis signifies that he is psychotic," the doctor said, but did not indicate whether the man would undergo psychiatric evaluation.

He is now in stable condition and his wounds were expected to heal in two and a half weeks, doctors said. The man will still be able to have children, the doctor added.

The man's mother said her son had been depressed and obsessed with the Bible since his wife moved to Manila to work as a housemaid, leaving their young child to live with her family.

"He said he wanted to be nailed to a coconut tree," the man's mother said. "He had memorized the Bible and preaches with the pastors in our place.

"He also advised other people to remove nude photos from their walls so that small children will not become sex maniacs later," the mother said.

Today newspaper quoted the man as saying he had no regrets about cutting off his penis because it was driving him to sin.

Local radio and newspaper reports said the man had visualized his penis as a "cobra" drawing him toward women.