What's the funniest thing a non-greek has ever said to you? - Page 4

Tickled Pink 2 · #1 02-03-2006, 10:36 PM

Not really that funny, but I was walking in South Park Mall (kinda upscale mall) a long time ago, all decked out in my colors and letters and I noticed this girl get close to her mother and say "Oh my God mommy - she's in a gang....."

FeeFee · #2 02-04-2006, 04:43 PM

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Originally posted by Tickled Pink 2
Not really that funny, but I was walking in South Park Mall (kinda upscale mall) a long time ago, all decked out in my colors and letters and I noticed this girl get close to her mother and say "Oh my God mommy - she's in a gang....."

Oh my dayums.

*FeeFee clutches her pearls*

AlphaFrog · #3 02-06-2006, 08:21 AM

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Originally posted by Tickled Pink 2
Not really that funny, but I was walking in South Park Mall (kinda upscale mall) a long time ago, all decked out in my colors and letters and I noticed this girl get close to her mother and say "Oh my God mommy - she's in a gang....."

Gangs at SouthPark?? If she's that scared of SouthPark she'd die if she ever set foot in Eastway!!

marquise1911 · #4 02-06-2006, 11:39 AM

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Originally posted by SKEEphistAKAte
After an ear-piercing, glass shattering SKEEEE-WEEEE.....
"How do you make your voice go that high? I can't do that"

...so you've tried?

I would have said, "Try it. Take a deep breath and give it a go." and as soon as she inhaled, I would have chopped her in the throat and watched her gasp for air as I walked away lMAO.

FeeFee · #5 02-07-2006, 02:46 PM

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Originally posted by marquise1911
I would have said, "Try it. Take a deep breath and give it a go." and as soon as she inhaled, I would have chopped her in the throat and watched her gasp for air as I walked away lMAO.

OMG, I just caught a visual.
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

That's so wrong.

SKEEphistAKAte · #6 02-07-2006, 02:50 PM

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Originally posted by marquise1911
I would have said, "Try it. Take a deep breath and give it a go." and as soon as she inhaled, I would have chopped her in the throat and watched her gasp for air as I walked away lMAO.

Hilarious! I will keep that in mind for future purposes.

AXO Alum · #7 02-09-2006, 06:15 PM

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Originally posted by bobbyearl93
You should have told her, "Why yes! Give me a second to pull it out. "

I cannot breathe right now... I was already in the floor about AlphaFrog's response - thanks for trying to kill a girl!

CrimsonTide4 · #8 02-09-2006, 06:19 PM

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Originally posted by FeeFee
Oh my dayums.
*FeeFee clutches her pearls*

Fee, I never took you to South Park but WOW @ that comment. She better not ever go to Eastland. EVER. How old was this girl?

AXO Alum · #9 02-10-2006, 11:05 AM

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Fee, I never took you to South Park but WOW @ that comment. She better not ever go to Eastland. EVER. How old was this girl?

Yeah that Burberry gang at South Park are NOT playing - you can always spot their gang colors easily, so you better turn and walk the other way fast!!

Those Eastland ice skating gangs are some crazy mo-fo's too - watch your back, CT4 - we don't want anything happening to our resident perp buster

BlueReign · #10 02-11-2006, 01:14 AM

http://www.greekchat.com/gcforums/sh...threadid=18353

Tickled Pink 2 · #11 02-11-2006, 03:01 AM

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Originally posted by AlphaFrog
Gangs at SouthPark?? If she's that scared of SouthPark she'd die if she ever set foot in Eastway!!

I think she was more afraid of me @ South Park. And if you're talking about "Eastland" - yep - figuratively and literally.

Tickled Pink 2 · #12 02-11-2006, 03:09 AM

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Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
Fee, I never took you to South Park but WOW @ that comment. She better not ever go to Eastland. EVER. How old was this girl?

I'd say around 15ish. This was like in 1995 or so. Sad part was, I had my "hurr" did, cute shoes, AKA shirt, denim shorts, and those canvas platform sneakers that were in style then - thought I was all cute, and there she went.

AnimalNupe2k5 · #13 02-15-2006, 02:44 PM

"Say man I see yall back on the yard strong!!! When the NUPES got kicked off the yard I was about to go pledge Alpha, but now that yall are back, I'm gonna be a Kappa."
......ARE YOU SERIOUS????

marquise1911 · #14 02-15-2006, 04:13 PM

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Originally posted by AnimalNupe2k5
"Say man I see yall back on the yard strong!!! When the NUPES got kicked off the yard I was about to go pledge Alpha, but now that yall are back, I'm gonna be a Kappa."
......ARE YOU SERIOUS????

*Breaking news* A student at XYZ college was arrested today after beating another student to death with what was reported to be a cane. The assailant was found raving mad repeating, "So you wanna be a Kappa! So you wanna be a Kappa!!!!" Witnesses have no explaination for this sudden outburst of rage. Their only comment was, "DAMN!!!"

SKEEphistAKAte · #15 02-19-2006, 01:09 PM

This didn't happen to me, but to one of the sorors in my chapter. A few sorors were out dancing. This chick walks up and starts holding a "mirror" up to one of the sorors. The soror says "Oh, are you a soror? What chapter are you from?" The chick says "No, I'm not one but I want to be one REAL BAD."

This chick just has no idea how lucky she is that SKEE was not in the place that evening.