What's the funniest thing a non-greek has ever said to you?

[ladygreek]

Originally Posted by KAPital PHINUst

KAPsi= KAY Jewelers. With all those diamonds, it's natural to get the two confused.

Yeah, cuz KAY sells some cheap diamonds.

[RitaMae1908]

Originally Posted by ladygreek

Yeah, cuz KAY sells some cheap diamonds.

Wow!

[mccoyred]

OPP = Other Peoples 'Property'

[IlovemyAKA]

random stops me:

random: When is the next meeting?
me: We have a health awareness program tomorrow
random: No, I don't have time to go to any programs. When is the next interest meeting?
me: **blank stare. walks off**

[jojapeach]

^^^ I love your answer. *giggles*

[PerfectVerse06]

I have to laugh because the cousin I was talking about in this thread is now a member of Kappa Alpha Psi. He got himself together between Freshman and Junior year LOL!

[sass n klass]

Originally Posted by IlovemyAKA

random stops me:

random: When is the next meeting?
me: We have a health awareness program tomorrow
random: No, I don't have time to go to any programs. When is the next interest meeting?
me: **blank stare. walks off**

You Really ARE cold blooded like a mamal

[IlovemyAKA]

lol--the guy who said that wasn't talking about me. We were at drill. He said that about another chick, and looked at me to co-sign. I will admit that I'm good for giving people a blank stare though because I gave him one for a sec & told him that mammals weren't cold-blooded.

[sass n klass]

Ok this is no lie!!!!! I work in a school. Being the neo that I am, my first day back to work after I crossed I had on a salmon pink blazer with an apple green top, an AKA lapel pin and some "watch out now" dark washed jeans with the coordinating three-inch heels. Oh yeah and a string of pearls to finish off the look.

****I had to give you a visual to go with this story***

So I am sitting in my room doing therapy when the superintendant walks in with my hot mess of a principal who is tossin back hands full of trail mix and speaking with a full mouth. The superintendant notices my pin and says , "Well hello, soror". We greet eachother and that is that...or so I think. My hot mess of a principal says, OH so you are one of "those AKAs" huh? SO what did you have to do to get in? ( Oh wait it gets better) I ignored her question cause I would have said something smart had the supperintendant not been in the room. So she (hot mess) asks very innocently asked, when were you guys founded. I said, January 15, 1908 on the campus of Howard University. (okay now she is the dumbest so i thought she really didnt know) Then she gets all "DP" on me and says "Name the founders!" .. Needless to say, I was speechless because this woman isn't AKA the first. SO I said " Pardon me?" THis fool said, " I am trying to do like they do. Am I asking the right questions? WOW! The superintendant and I exchanged looks and then she rolled her eyes. My soror ushered her out of the room. I guess she saw it on my face.

END NOTE: Hot mess got fired two skee weeks later... I'm not saying it had anything to do with that incident but it does give a great ending to that story.

[PrettyDamnKocky]

Well to be fair, I wasn't exactly the sharpest tool in the shed when I was an Interest, hell, even when I was interested.

But at least I wasn't a moron like some of these people are.

[DSTCHAOS]

Today at the shoe boutique. The salesman was cool as a fan and highly accomplished and community service oriented. So we talked for an hour. But it was preceded by the typical college stuff where he said:

Him: "Delta, huh? Skeewee!!!!...oh...no...that's not what you all say...."
Me: "Nope but I am still amused."

Him: "I kind of wanted to pledge Kappa when I was in college (in the 1980s) until I saw their underground stuff and it was very homosexual. The Grooves ran the yard and I liked their style...but even they had their problems I guess...."
Me: (wondering if I should be my usual smartass self or be cool) "uh...well it's dumb that you were exposed to that underground stuff, I guess, but we have a lot of chapters so what you saw is just that...what YOU saw and what THEY were doing...."
Him: "yeah well that's what THEY were doing back then..."
Me: "uh...what YOU saw is just that...what YOU saw...and what THEY were doing...don't dismiss BGLOs as a whole because of it...."
Him: "well...I guess you're right..."
Me: (blank stare and thinking "NO SHIT, I'm right.") "Yeah so do you have my size in this shoe?"

Him: "I never wanted to get into that stepping stuff."
Me: "Well that's a very small % of what we do...but when you were 19 you were busy admiring the good times the Grooves were having...you wouldn't have wanted to wear a suit, attend meetings, and do community service."
Him: "True!"
Me: "Oooookay...."

[ladygreek]

Originally Posted by DSTCHAOS

Today at the shoe boutique. The salesman was cool as a fan and highly accomplished and community service oriented. So we talked for an hour. But it was preceded by the typical college stuff where he said:

Him: "Delta, huh? Skeewee!!!!...oh...no...that's not what you all say...."
Me: "Nope but I am still amused."

Him: "I kind of wanted to pledge Kappa when I was in college (in the 1980s) until I saw their underground stuff and it was very homosexual. The Grooves ran the yard and I liked their style...but even they had their problems I guess...."
Me: (wondering if I should be my usual smartass self or be cool) "uh...well it's dumb that you were exposed to that underground stuff, I guess, but we have a lot of chapters so what you saw is just that...what YOU saw and what THEY were doing...."
Him: "yeah well that's what THEY were doing back then..."
Me: "uh...what YOU saw is just that...what YOU saw...and what THEY were doing...don't dismiss BGLOs as a whole because of it...."
Him: "well...I guess you're right..."
Me: (blank stare and thinking "NO SHIT, I'm right.") "Yeah so do you have my size in this shoe?"

Him: "I never wanted to get into that stepping stuff."
Me: "Well that's a very small % of what we do...but when you were 19 you were busy admiring the good times the Grooves were having...you wouldn't have wanted to wear a suit, attend meetings, and do community service."
Him: "True!"
Me: "Oooookay...."

Did they have the shoes in your size? I bet it's hard to find size 4s--huh?

[DSTCHAOS]

Originally Posted by ladygreek

Did they have the shoes in your size? I bet it's hard to find size 4s--huh?

^^^ Hater, everyday all day.

Yeah I shared in the random thread that I got 3 pairs for the price of 2 pairs. I love my new shoes.

[ladygreek]

Originally Posted by DSTCHAOS

^^^ Hater, everyday all day.

Yeah I shared in the random thread that I got 3 pairs for the price of 2 pairs. I love my new shoes.

I can't help it that you are petite.

[DSTCHAOS]

Originally Posted by ladygreek

I can't help it that you are petite.

*doing the cabbage patch*