You sho is ugly! - Page 9

Sugar_N_Spice · #1 03-16-2002, 06:06 PM

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Originally posted by Reds6
Lighten up!
But since you went there and its not all about looks. I think your comment is straight hate. So that makes you ugly to me. Nothing uglier like a hater. So I add you! (Kidding)
To all those offend its just jokes, no need to be everybody's conscious. We all are going to comment on each other's post thats why its a discussion.

CTHU!!!!! This is a light-hearted thread...besides, laughter is good for the soul...

It's not like we are wishing anyone any ill-will...and anyway only God has the right to judge...

Sugar_N_Spice · #2 03-16-2002, 07:07 PM

...to add to the ugly list!!! Since I'm watching it right now...

*Steven (He hit's girls!! Someone needs to hit him...)

*Aneesa (with her blinking-one-eye-at-a-time self...I'm sorry but showing your azz

(LITERALLY) on national tv is NOT CUTE!

*Nicole (I said it before but I'll say it again)...

*Theo (b/c hypocritical homophobes who think lesbians are sexy but gay men are gross...ARE UGLY!!)

*Puck (enuf said)

*David from New Orleans (Wannabe pimps who write dumb songs about how they sleep w/ anything that walks are SO UGLY!)

*Jisela (another loose person...)

*Syrus (his personality REAKED!!)

*Montana from Boston (I'm soory but she is U-G-L-Y she ain't got NO aliby...)

Can ya tell I love these smilies?!

HopefulProspective · #3 03-18-2002, 01:52 PM

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Originally posted by Sugar_N_Spice
...to add to the ugly list!!! Since I'm watching it right now...

*David from New Orleans (Wannabe pimps who write dumb songs about how they sleep w/ anything that walks are SO UGLY!)

You know David really thought he was just the isht! Him and his do-rag and that dirt he had on his face. I don't know why he thought that was cute not letting the mustache grow in!

DELTAQTE · #4 03-19-2002, 04:56 AM

I'm sorry Urbane if you think I was riduculing MsLiz, I wasn't, I wanted to know if that was her, she gave some intelligent answers over on Aka avenue and that was why I made that comment, no sarcasm

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How about adding:

Pink
this girl can sang I miss her hair when it was...well PINK! So until she changes her hair back from blond, she's on my list.

THE GETTING PIMPED BY YA EMPLOYER AWARD

I don't know his name, but the dude in the suspenders and tired S curl that is in all P.Diddy videos and dances like an idiot. He's Diddy's personal assistant and even carries lip balm for Diddy just in case he needs it for his lips

whateva!

THE "HOW COULD YOU SAY THAT" AWARD
Iyana Vanzant
I have to say this again(I said it over in the Celeb dish thread) but I think about it ever time I see her, Iyana said that one of the reasons why her show didn't take off was because of Sept 11. What an ugly thing to say!! How are you gonna blame your show not jumping off cause of something as serious as THAT? you get ugly points from me.

THE LAWD LAWD LAWD AWARD
Beanie Seagle

I love his rhymes, but it looks like someone headbutted him about 2, 3, 500 times.

THE PUT BACK ON THE WEIGHT AWARD
Missy Elliot
Remember when her second album came out and she took off like 30 pounds? I saw her in the tweet video and almost fell over, I'm shedding a tear like the indian cause babygirl was losing the wieght, maybe Bubba Sparks picked up the rest

THE "TRYING TO MAKE A COMEBACK AWARD"
Naughty by Nature.
I have ALWAYS thought Treach was ugly since the days of O.P.P(yeah you know me) when he used to have that BIKE CHAIN around his neck. And I'm mad he made a porno(that should go in the Lawd Lawd Lawd category, lol) But they have this new song on the radio and I'm like "aw heck naw"

THE "QTE DIDN'T KNOW THAT AWARD"
Teddy Pendergrass( In HC Mode)
HC I love his songs?
HC My mama and I were talking about him a few weeks ago?
HC my mama had to tell me the reason he had the car accident?
HC I didn't know it was with a transvestite?
HC my little heart was crushed?
HC that is so ugly to me?

Runner up: Eddie Murphy

Gotta add:
Play from Kid and Play
For not paying Child Support, I HATE a deadbeat!

QTE

thesweetestone · #5 04-01-2002, 02:26 AM

THE LAWD LAWD LAWD AWARD
Beanie Seagle

I love his rhymes, but it looks like someone headbutted him about 2, 3, 500 times.

QTE

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LMAO!

OneOneTwo · #6 04-01-2002, 09:06 PM

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Originally posted by DELTAQTE
The other thread got long so I asked the moderator if I could start another one. Now for someone to be ugly, it doesn't have to be in features(as we all know) it may be in their attitude or something they did. So it's time for:

YOU SHO IS UGLY PART EW( I MEAN 2)

Tweet
Y'all may think she's cute, but she looks like a black twiggy to me.

Corey
Now normally I don't diss kids(ok maybe Bobbi Christina but that doesn't count) but this little black roach was on 106 and Park and he looked like he hadn't taken a bath.

QTE

Now you know you wrong for picking on the children.. but hey, if that is how you feel

.

But ya'll must quit talking about Tweet... ya'll gonna have me "Smoking Cigarettes" like her. (song been on my player since 4 pm EST it is now 8 pm EST)

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PrettyPetite · #7 04-04-2002, 08:53 PM

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Originally posted by DELTAQTE

THE GETTING PIMPED BY YA EMPLOYER AWARD

I don't know his name, but the dude in the suspenders and tired S curl that is in all P.Diddy videos and dances like an idiot. He's Diddy's personal assistant and even carries lip balm for Diddy just in case he needs it for his lips

whateva!

QTE

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Girllllllll let me give you the low down on that one. I used to work in a major recording studio down here, so I met the whole bad boy clique this past summer.

That dude IS P. Diddy's personal assistant. His 'industry' name is Fonzworth Bentley. I am NOT lying. His job is basically to do whatever P. Diddy tells him to. He was giving Diddy's dog medicine, dishing out Diddy's food (the studio has a personal chef who works there) and even BLOWING ON THE FOOD. I kid you not. They basically clowned him the whole time he was there. AAAAAAnnnnnd, the way he dresses in the videos, well that's how he dresses in real life. For real!!! LOL

This is just me: There is NO AMOUNT OF MONEY that would make me want to be a superstar's personal ass-kisser. So, he gets an UGLY AWARD from me.

PrettyPetite

Steeltrap · #8 04-04-2002, 09:11 PM

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Originally posted by PrettyPetite

Girllllllll let me give you the low down on that one. I used to work in a major recording studio down here, so I met the whole bad boy clique this past summer.

That dude IS P. Diddy's personal assistant. His 'industry' name is Fonzworth Bentley. I am NOT lying. His job is basically to do whatever P. Diddy tells him to. He was giving Diddy's dog medicine, dishing out Diddy's food (the studio has a personal chef who works there) and even BLOWING ON THE FOOD. I kid you not. They basically clowned him the whole time he was there. AAAAAAnnnnnd, the way he dresses in the videos, well that's how he dresses in real life. For real!!! LOL

This is just me: There is NO AMOUNT OF MONEY that would make me want to be a superstar's personal ass-kisser. So, he gets an UGLY AWARD from me.

PrettyPetite

Fonzworth Bentley? Fonzworth Bentley?

Bobby Earl · #9 04-04-2002, 09:46 PM

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Originally posted by MSLIZ98NLS
BEAUTY IS IN THE EYE OF THE BEHOLDER. This ? is for whoever started and whoever participated in this post: Have you ever thought about what your offsprings will look like? (If you are blessed with the gift to conceive)
GOD don't like UGLY and this post is just that.
I wonder what those VICTIMS would feel like if they were to read this post?

1 Symptom of Low Self-Esteem: Degrading others to feel a sense of pleasure

Now for someone to be ugly, it doesn't have to be in features(as we all know) it may be in their attitude or something they did. So it's time for:

Self-perception?

METHINKS SOMEONE'S OFFENDED IN DENMARK!

Looks like the ugly jokes must of hit home a little.

When I read your message, I couldn't help but wonder....

ARE YOU RELATED TO RAINMAN?

This sounds like some of his TOMFOOLERY....

Back to the thread...

If ya ugly, ya ugly. DEAL WITH IT!

If ya kold, then u must look like me.... ENJOY IT!

DELTAQTE · #10 04-05-2002, 05:39 PM

If ya ugly, ya ugly. DEAL WITH IT!

If ya kold, then u must look like me.... ENJOY IT!

CTFU CTFU!

QTE

ClassyLady · #11 04-05-2002, 11:13 PM

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Originally posted by PrettyPetite

That dude IS P. Diddy's personal assistant. His 'industry' name is Fonzworth Bentley. I am NOT lying. His job is basically to do whatever P. Diddy tells him to. He was giving Diddy's dog medicine, dishing out Diddy's food (the studio has a personal chef who works there) and even BLOWING ON THE FOOD. I kid you not. They basically clowned him the whole time he was there. AAAAAAnnnnnd, the way he dresses in the videos, well that's how he dresses in real life. For real!!! LOL

Girl, you ain't neva lied!!!

But, you forgot the J. His full name is Fonzworth J. Bentley. Somebody told me that FJB isn't his real name. Diddy just calls him that because that's the kind of name a personal butler should have.

Back to the Uglies

Leon, the actor. I have never thought that he was attractive. And, to think that he was supposed to be the brother that was just "so fine you had to let him dog you out" in Waiting to Exhale. That could have cast someone better. His head is just so big. He looks like he has water on the brain.

Charli Baltimore. I thinkt that she's on Ja Rule's record label now. I used to think that she was kinda cute in the face when she first came out. But, I've changed my mind and taken back my "kinda cute" All that bright fire engine red hair with matching eye shadow is unattractive. It makes her look ugly. And her rapping has gotten worse on her second time around. Ja Rule's new single would have been better with another female rapper on it. When she starts on that "Cuz I'm ya chick" part when she's trying to half sing half rap like him, I just want to take a shower because my skin is crawling.

Ving Rhames I always thought that he was a big fine man. But, I just flipped past BET and saw him in a movie where he was playing a female impersonator and I will never see him the same after that.

Speaking of female impersonators, that guy who played Chiblis in Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil was just down right ugly as woman. If you're ugly as woman, chances are you won't be any cuter as the man you are.

DELTAQTE · #12 06-17-2002, 04:50 AM

The ugly thread died down but I felt it had to come back in a major way:

KHIA This woman is not only ugly, she looks like when she takes a bath, she doesn't wash every part. And for her to put out such a GHETTO ugly nasty song makes me wanna puke. Even the clean version is nasty! Talking about licking crack is just nasty! And don't nobody want to see your strechmarks, YMCA leather hat, and saggin boobies on T.V! Just an embarrassment!

THE LAKERS Because they won and took the change away from my baby daddy Bibbi(I know that's hatin but I don't care)

THAT BLACK MAN FROM HOWARD STERN'S SHOW I know you've gotten an e-mail or seen him, he's a black man(or midget) with some of the most hideous teeth I've ever seen in my life. He's ugly to the 10th power and I hate when folks post pics of him.

THE NON SINGERS ON AMERICAN IDOL They had me dying on the floor, I just can't believe that these people really thought they could sing.

Some especially ugly folks that day were:

1. The chick who said "Well I'm going to be famous, so here's my card if you change you mind"
2. the other chick who said she wasn't trying to sing the right notes.
3. I said a sil-lent nighhtttt

It's late, but I'll be back with more.

QTE

CrimsonTide4 · #13 06-17-2002, 08:33 AM

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Originally posted by DELTAQTE
THE NON SINGERS ON AMERICAN IDOL: They had me dying on the floor, I just can't believe that these people really thought they could sing.

Some especially ugly folks that day were:

1. The chick who said "Well I'm going to be famous, so here's my card if you change you mind"
2. the other chick who said she wasn't trying to sing the right notes.
3. I said a sil-lent nighhtttt

It's late, but I'll be back with more.

QTE

You forgot QUEEN UGLY -- TAMEEEEEEKA or TAM ICK A.

KING UGLY would be the one who told Randy Jackson to lose some weight.

12dn94dst · #14 06-17-2002, 08:46 AM

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Originally posted by DELTAQTE
KHIA This woman is not only ugly, she looks like when she takes a bath, she doesn't wash every part. And for her to put out such a GHETTO ugly nasty song makes me wanna puke. Even the clean version is nasty! Talking about licking crack is just nasty! And don't nobody want to see your strechmarks, YMCA leather hat, and saggin boobies on T.V! Just an embarrassment!

Let's not forget about the Sorors who have a stroll to this song and see NOTHING wrong with it.

CrimsonTide4 · #15 06-17-2002, 09:02 AM

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Originally posted by 12dn94dst

Let's not forget about the Sorors who have a stroll to this song and see NOTHING wrong with it.

**tapping the mic**

Sorors if you don't sit yo Crimson and Cream azzes down, I swear. Not every song is steppable or strollable. Have some class and rise above it. My word.