GC Awards!

[James]

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Originally posted by James
Most Likely to start a religion: Tom Earp; incomprehensibility is a staple of religions and he sells mind altering substances.

Most likely to win Greek Jeopardy: Greeklawgirl; “I’ll take AGD history for 800”

Cutest Couple: Don’t know; You all look like black ink shaped characters.

Most fun to have 5 too many drinks with and sing bar songs off key: 33girl “Paradise by the Dashboard lights” and a little Janis Joplin

Most likely to mess up a “Sure thing” and then complain to us about it: Lifesaver; We revokin’ your Player Card

Most likely to win an Oscar for best Screenplay 5 years later than she should: Amycat; she shouldn’t have left that first one with the Bouncer at the Skybar.

Most likely to write a Best Seller but never get paid: Brooklineu; she gives it away for free.

Most likely to always be “the friend”: Billy Optimist

Most likely to give a “boy” dance lessons, and have him leave a “man”: DGPhoney

Most likely to be a surprise playmate during Playboy’s US search: KilarneyRose

Most likely to do VD videos for high school health class: Ex Greek

Most likely to maim someone in the defense of them and theirs: OTW, Carnation, and AXO Alum

Most likely to swerve to miss an animal . . . and wipe out some pedestrians: Lots of Heart

Best Taste in Men: ZTAngel; She dates a Kappa Sigma, ‘nuff said.

Most likely to appear as the Angel on your shoulder (animals house ref.): Delta Alum

Most likely to appear as the Devil: Me (James), KaBillyMac, Lil_G, KsigKid, KsigRC . . . we got you outnumbered Delta . . . they going to do the deed

Most likely to tell her undergrads to do the right thing and then slam down some shots of tequila: Shadokat

Most likely to be spokeswoman for American sororities: Pnguintrx

Most likely to teach ladies how to be Players . . . and shoot themselves in the foot: Cutiepie2000

Most likely to kill Bin Ladin: KaBillyMac

Most likely to say a Right Thing at the Wrong Time and be shot for it: Arya

Most likely to get arrested and take his friends with him: SigmaChicard, for posting his one crime on line and persuading the rest of you also. (Just make sure when you travel to meet Newbie, the age of consent laws in that state favor youJ)

Most likely to know everyone’s life story: Newbie

Most likely to invent a holiday to get a gift: DeltaBetaBaby

Most likely to be a porn director: Ksig Rc . . he has the music already . . . *BOW CHICKA BOW WOW*

Most likely to meet a guy . . . anywhere, even a morgue: Dejajeva

Most likely to have a great conversation over a beer: Justamom

Most likely to inspire you to sin, but you can still bring home to meet mom: IowaHawkeye

Best possible Greeksystem: all the GC members active together at the same school; How sick would that be?

[FiReKraCkEr]

The Most Intelligent Poster- sugarandspice, everytime I read her posts I'm like "Wow, she sounds so wise!" Seriously, there hasn't been a post she's written that has let me down

[valkyrie]

Most likely to inspire you to sin, but you can still bring home to meet mom: IowaHawkeye

That's the funniest thing I've seen all day!

[GPhiBLtColonel]

I am too lazy to read all 17 pages of this thread but from the pages that I did read, some of y'all are pretty funny and deserve GC HUMOR awards!!

Personally speaking, I would like to award TOM EARP a GC "Smile Maker" award...I just LOVE his posts and his emails! They make me smile and feel good! He may be older than almost 90% of everyone else on GC (sorry Tom!) but this cranky old broad (moi!) thinks he's got what it takes (and I haven't even met him!)

so there.....

[FiReKraCkEr]

Originally posted by FiReKraCkEr
The Most Intelligent Poster- sugar and spice, everytime I read her posts I'm like "Wow, she sounds so wise!" Seriously, there hasn't been a post she's written that has let me down

Okay, I'll add more!

Sweetest Co-Mod- KRose, I adore you!
Best Taste in Music- xok85xo, thanks for sharing Matt Nathanson with me!! I still love him!
Biggest Drama Queen (after me, of course)- PM_Mama00, you always crack me up. I swear if we ever met, we could cause some serious damage!!

[Tom Earp]

What do you mean I am 90% older than most GCers?

Well I think younger than 90% of the GCers!

Now if you called me the TYPO King, I would gladly accept that Award!

Has anyone noticed that Souther Girls Type with a Soutern Accent?

God Damn I turn to melted Butter!

JAMOM and DeltaAlum for making the most soothing post that have rhymn and reason, Some of oldesters who are no longer posting much, so many!

Cele. Sweety, you make me feel so good!

[PM_Mama00]

Originally posted by FiReKraCkEr

Biggest Drama Queen (after me, of course)- PM_Mama00, you always crack me up. I swear if we ever met, we could cause some serious damage!!

Yay! That's the first time I've ever heard drama queen in a good way! Hellz yeah!

Copying this from James post, changing and deleting some.

Most likely to win Greek Jeopardy: Brandon (zn711TKE)...

Most likely to write a novel but never get paid: decadence

Most likely to do VD videos for high school health class: James... I duno why

Most likely to swerve to miss an animal . . . and wipe out some pedestrians: Valkyrie

Best Taste in Men: Definately Sandy (OTW)

Most likely to say a Right Thing at the Wrong Time and be shot for it: Russell

Most likely to have a great conversation over a beer: Sh80
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Ok mine

Best eyes: AlphaGamDiva

Best Livejournal posts: Sandy and Kiki

Most likely to talk about her sexual experiences with her husband and then get a crush on another GCer: Congayo

[valkyrie]

Originally posted by PM_Mama00
[Most likely to swerve to miss an animal . . . and wipe out some pedestrians: Valkyrie

Ahaha! You know me too well!

[FiReKraCkEr]

Originally posted by Tom Earp
Has anyone noticed that Souther Girls Type with a Soutern Accent?

LOL, I noticed that when I started writing ya'll in my sentances!

[hottytoddy]

I think I'd give the wittiest posts award to Rudey. He's such a smartass and I always crack up when I read them.

I am kinda the new girl around here though.

[mullet81]

Originally posted by hottytoddy
I think I'd give the wittiest posts award to Rudey. He's such a smartass and I always crack up when I read them.

I am kinda the new girl around here though.

i'll cosign that! he makes me laugh too - especially with his knowledge of women's jeans

[Tom Earp]

Yep, but the only thing he knows about them is to wear them around his head and look like the Court Jester with less dangly things!
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Sory Rudey! Hard to resist buddy!

[AOX81]

bump

[DGqueen17]

Aww I wanna win something! I guess I'll have to stick around for a few years before I qualify

[sigtau305]

it's gonna be a long while before I get mine.