5/01/2006 Schaumburg Assigned the contract of RHP Nigel Thatch (Rookie) to Fullerton of the Golden Baseball League in exchange for 1 pallet (60 cases) of Budweiser beer.
HAHAHAHAHhaholycrap. Budweiser, though? I'd be offended.
ETA: Oh wait, the team is from Schaumburg, a town not known for having good taste in anything. LOLOLOL. Also, the "Joliet Jackhammers" -- LOLOLOL.
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