The ultimate dictatorship poll!

[moe.ron]

Got this from another board:

If you were a dictator...

1. what was your title???
2. where would you have your dictatorship???
3. what were the first three changes in your territory after starting your dictatorship???
4. how would your relation towards the other gender, let's say: women, change???
5. what was your daily dictator breakfast???
6. what was your dictator car???
7. describe your dictator bed???
8. where were the benefits to your people of having you as their dictator???
9. what was the mission of your dictatorship???

Answer! NOW!!!

Originally posted by moe.ron
Got this from another board:

If you were a dictator...

1. what was your title???
2. where would you have your dictatorship???
3. what were the first three changes in your territory after starting your dictatorship???
4. how would your relation towards the other gender, let's say: women, change???
5. what was your daily dictator breakfast???
6. what was your dictator car???
7. describe your dictator bed???
8. where were the benefits to your people of having you as their dictator???
9. what was the mission of your dictatorship???

Answer! NOW!!!

1. Supreme Chancellor of all that is Fair and Balanced

2. Texas, duh

3. We'd take over Mexico(a bunch of boy scouts with BB guns could accomplish this) lay claim to Lousiana, and New Mexico.

4. Women would be replaced to their goddess status as in most pagan religions.

5. Chicken Fried Steak, scrambled Eggs with cheese, GRITS and pancakes

6. Maroon ORIGINAL Hummer

7. An enormous cushioned floor with lots of pillows everywhere (think harem)

8. I would Restore Texas' Independence and usher in an era of peace and tranquilty. After we took over Mexico, of course

9. The mission of my dictatorship would be to free Texas, and then establish cordial relationships with the United States and other European powers. We would also take a pre-emptive strike stance towards terrorists. Since when is it wrong to hate people that want to kill you? I mean, someone wants to kill me, i'm pretty sure that puts them high up on my hate list. We would stand firm with the Bush doctrine and would support him in making the Western Hemisphere safe for Texans and Americans.

That would be my dictatorship.

Kitso
KS 361 times i'd call up Kim Jong Ill and be like, Saddam looks happy right? Doesn't he? You care to join him at Gitmo? No? then stop F****** around.

[DeltAlum]

Originally posted by moe.ron
Got this from another board:

If you were a dictator...

1. what was your title???
2. where would you have your dictatorship???
3. what were the first three changes in your territory after starting your dictatorship???
4. how would your relation towards the other gender, let's say: women, change???
5. what was your daily dictator breakfast???
6. what was your dictator car???
7. describe your dictator bed???
8. where were the benefits to your people of having you as their dictator???
9. what was the mission of your dictatorship???

Answer! NOW!!!

1. King of the World, Benevolent Dictator of All and President for Life.
2. Everywhere, otherwise how could I be King of the World?
3. Tofu would be outlawed, No Parking Meters and MTV would have to follow at least some taste and journalistic standards.
4. Where did I see that list of the things women should understand about men? Hmmmm.....
5. Cold Pizza and warm Rolling Rock -- Breakfast of Champions.
6. 911 Targa
7. Ain't gonna go there, but it would be very flexible in terms of use.
8. I'm a nice, understand guy, until someone pisses me off.
9. To stay in power. Isn't that the mission of any dictator?

[PhiPsiRuss]

Originally posted by moe.ron
Got this from another board:

If you were a dictator...

1. what was your title???
2. where would you have your dictatorship???
3. what were the first three changes in your territory after starting your dictatorship???
4. how would your relation towards the other gender, let's say: women, change???
5. what was your daily dictator breakfast???
6. what was your dictator car???
7. describe your dictator bed???
8. where were the benefits to your people of having you as their dictator???
9. what was the mission of your dictatorship???

Answer! NOW!!!

1. El Presidente y Generalisimo
2. North America (from Panama to the North Pole)
3.1 Legalize, and tax, drugs and prostitution, and other victemless crimes
3.2 Make all regulations expire after 20 years
3.3 Introduce a U. of Chicago approved tax structure
4. Wonderful, and I would have a harem of beautiful women who don't complain
5. Eggs Benedict (with spinach intead of english muffins), green tea and, of course, chocolate
6. Maybach 62
7. 3 king size temperpedic beds, used as one huge bed, for me and my harem
8. Prosperity, liberty, and egality!
9. Me

[AGDee]

1. Mom
2. My house!
3. Kids would do all housework
Kids would never argue
Kids would treat me and each other with respect at all times!
4. It wouldn't matter, the only one of the other gender in the house is my son and he's a kid.
5. Farmer's Omelette
6. Minivan
7. One so high the kids couldn't get in it!
8. They grow up to be responsible adults
9. Getting them to move out when they're old enough!

Dee

[enlightenment06]

If you were a dictator...

1. what was your title???
Emperor of Peace

2. where would you have your dictatorship???
I would be dictator of the world with my hq in New York City

3. what were the first three changes in your territory after starting your dictatorship???
redistribution of weatlh, new education and health standards

4. how would your relation towards the other gender, let's say: women, change???
it wouldn't, I love women. However I would make sure they got the respect they deserve i.e. equal pay for equal work

5. what was your daily dictator breakfast???
pancakes

6. what was your dictator car???
BMW M5

7. describe your dictator bed???
large and in charge

8. where were the benefits to your people of having you as their dictator???
peace, security, unparalled education and health services

9. what was the mission of your dictatorship???
the spread of knowledge, intellectual thought, and human achievement