How Come?

Since we have fun in here with our little jokes I wanted to start a little "How Come" thread to make you all laugh. Well let me start it off.

How come when you invite people over, they eat all the food but only contributed to bringing Kool-aid? Isn't that like 5 for a dollar?

How come people who contributed the least always take plates of food home?

How come when the paper plates run out they say, "girl let me use your regular plates, we ran out of paper plates. I'll wash it and bring it back." It's a shame, I haven't seen those plated since.....

How come after all the greedy folks leave, you have nothing left but potato salad,napkins and that one paper cup that has been on the floor 25 times but no one bothers to throw it away?

How come when you close parts of the house off from company, someone always makes their way to your room talkin about, "Girl you got some cute clothes, let me wear this one day and why do you have your door closed?"

How come you realize you haven't seen your bad cousins in a while so you go check on them and they are in the other room that's closed off talking about "how you work this computer?"

How come... if relatives bring food over they eat yours because they don't want what they brought?

How come some of my relatives can't cook so we have to do a food check: Ok who made the macaroni, who made the spaghetti, who made these baked beans?

How come...if the food taste bad you always tell somebody..ugh this is nasty...taste it. If I don't want it what makes me think they want to taste it.

How come..you invite your country relatives over and they constantly ask you, "how much you pay for this, where did you get this from, when you go back to that place would you get me one and I'll pay you back?"