AKA GRADUATE CHAPETER VS. UNDERGRAD HELP!!!

[Velocity_14]

Originally Posted by AKA_Monet

Dr. Velocity,

Schiemiel? What's your evidence doctor? I need your differentials...

Dr. AKA_Monet
Reseach Scientist
GC Hospital Chief

Dr. AKA_Monet:

Based on the documentation of this thread, Ms. (or Mr.--you never know) Angelnside has displayed her/his inability to write a complete sentence or idea using standard verb-noun agreement. This indicates to me an obvious deformity to the right and left side of the brain to retain and use standard english. If my diagnosis is correct, Ms. (or Mr.) Anglenside must have failed a lot of classes. It just seems to be snowballing from here. I mean, when I opened my Scientific Webster's New Dictionary---it was the first medical term that I read and ironically Ms. (or Mr.) Angelnside's charts were there. I think it was a sign...

Dr. Velocity
1st Year Residency

[AKA_Monet]

Originally Posted by epchick

It has been shown that our patient (A...whatever) has vision of grandeur. The idea that she seems to already exhibit signs of "membership" of said organization shows our hallucinations. The slurring of the speech (exhibited by the poor grammar) is a tell-tale sign of drugs. As well as the fact that she seems to know your grand chiefness shows the beginning stages of schizophrenia (which is diagnosed as delusional disorder). If the patient persists with this line of thought, then her case progresses from Delusional to schizophrenia

A splash is neuropathological. It measured in intervals, when the patient is coming out of her drug-induced hallucinations (which happens very infrequently as it seems that the patient is in a constant state of hallucinations) all seems normal. But a thorough scan of the patient will reveal that the "normality" of the patient is in fact, not normal.

Dr. Epchick,

Has said subject, been drug tested by AlexMack at pick up? Pending lab tests, we cannot verify subjects narcotic inducement--does she have stupor?

According to your differentials, said subject is not at the critical age to have any of the four classes of pre-schizophrenia and it is unknown at this time if there were other episodes. Even if it was truly narcotically induced, splash intervals, would indicate riguer.

Lack of coherent script does not connote psychiatric disability... I need more to commit!

Dr. AKA_Monet
Research Scientist
GC Hospital Chief

[AKA_Monet]

Originally Posted by Velocity_14

Dr. AKA_Monet:

Based on the documentation of this thread, Ms. (or Mr.--you never know) Angelnside has displayed her/his inability to write a complete sentence or idea using standard verb-noun agreement. This indicates to me an obvious deformity to the right and left side of the brain to retain and use standard english. If my diagnosis is correct, Ms. (or Mr.) Anglenside must have failed a lot of classes. It just seems to be snowballing from here. I mean, when I opened my Scientific Webster's New Dictionary---it was the first medical term that I read and ironically Ms. (or Mr.) Angelnside's charts were there. I think it was a sign...

Dr. Velocity
1st Year Residency

Dr. Velocity,

Like I said to your colleage, Dr. Epchick, lack of coherency and script does not make a psychiatry disability of said subject. Upon presentation of said subject, was there stupor or rigeur as displayed in writing? Will we know academic achievement measures for said subject?

Please share with of the core, what the rest of subject's chart said?

I need the diagnosis so that AlexMack can mobilize the patient for a 72 hour hold...

Dr. AKA_Monet
Research Scientist
GC Hospital Chief

[Velocity_14]

Originally Posted by AKA_Monet

Dr. Velocity,

Like I said to your colleage, Dr. Epchick, lack of coherency and script does not make a psychiatry disability of said subject. Upon presentation of said subject, was there stupor or rigeur as displayed in writing? Will we know academic achievement measures for said subject?

Please share with of the core, what the rest of subject's chart said?

I need the diagnosis so that AlexMack can mobilize the patient for a 72 hour hold...

Dr. AKA_Monet
Research Scientist
GC Hospital Chief

The condition seems to be stupor in state. However, admissions reported inconsistencies of information provided by said subject. Unfortunately, we may never know achievement measures of said subject without confirming said subject's identity. Blood work returned negative indicating that said subject is not who they claim to be. It appears that said subject has high levels of imprudent dialogue and disconcerted reasoning. In simple terms, said subject has a case of stupidity.

Dr. Velocity
1st Year Residency

[AKA_Monet]

Originally Posted by Velocity_14

The condition seems to be stupor in state. However, admissions reported inconsistencies of information provided by said subject. Unfortunately, we may never know achievement measures of said subject without confirming said subject's identity. Blood work returned negative indicating that said subject is not who they claim to be. It appears that said subject has high levels of imprudent dialogue and disconcerted reasoning. In simple terms, said subject has a case of stupidity.

Dr. Velocity
1st Year Residency

Dr. Velocity,

Has blood work and forensic DNA eQTL identification been ordered and said subject's samples been examined for criminality match? Because I would not want said subject to be criminal danger to others, given that the possibility of 3rd tier delusional status.

I think based on yours and others rationale we request legal commitment for 72 hour hold by the municipality.



Who will sign as a witness for the hold? _______________________________

Dr. AKA_Monet
Research Scientist
GC Hospital Chief




AlexMack,

Can your EMTs, brace, track her till we are able to mobilize her to psych? We may have to intubate and cath her. She refuses to masticate and cannot properly defecates.

Dr. AKA_Monet

[AlexMack]

Originally Posted by AKA_Monet

Dr. Velocity,

Has blood work and forensic DNA eQTL identification been ordered and said subject's samples been examined for criminality match? Because I would not want said subject to be criminal danger to others, given that the possibility of 3rd tier delusional status.

I think based on yours and others rationale we request legal commitment for 72 hour hold by the municipality.



Who will sign as a witness for the hold? _______________________________

Dr. AKA_Monet
Research Scientist
GC Hospital Chief




AlexMack,

Can your EMTs, brace, track her till we are able to mobilize her to psych? We may have to intubate and cath her. She refuses to masticate and cannot properly defecates.

Dr. AKA_Monet

That is terminology I am unaware of but I am sure that is indeed something we can do that we use different jargon for.
Up here we call the involuntary psych hold a section 12. I am also compelled to point out that the only form of drug-testing we can do on scene is with narcan, which obviously doesn't count. We can only draw bloods for the hospital labs to test, in this case, stat.

Either way, we are prepared with soft restraints and our biggest paramedic.

[AKA_Monet]

Originally Posted by AlexMack

That is terminology I am unaware of but I am sure that is indeed something we can do that we use different jargon for.
Up here we call the involuntary psych hold a section 12. I am also compelled to point out that the only form of drug-testing we can do on scene is with narcan, which obviously doesn't count. We can only draw bloods for the hospital labs to test, in this case, stat.

Either way, we are prepared with soft restraints and our biggest paramedic.

Thanks Alex,

I'm okay with the stuff. Currently, at GC Hospital, we are working on the Californian psych rules-based medicine and there is a 72 hour involuntary hold as justified by Dr. Epchick and Dr. Velocity. My call is the patient is a danger to others as by her threats to do harm. Also patient is unruly and unkempt, suggestive of a 3rd tier delusional schizophrenic episode. I need a 50 mg of haloperidol I.V. with 0.9% full bag saline drip for a nice van ride.

Alex--She may need gagging... I am hitting my exhaustion by being on call for this case... Can you tell me when your folks are ready for the transfer?

[AlexMack]

Originally Posted by AKA_Monet

Thanks Alex,

I'm okay with the stuff. Currently, at GC Hospital, we are working on the Californian psych rules-based medicine and there is a 72 hour involuntary hold as justified by Dr. Epchick and Dr. Velocity. My call is the patient is a danger to others as by her threats to do harm. Also patient is unruly and unkempt, suggestive of a 3rd tier delusional schizophrenic episode. I need a 50 mg of haloperidol I.V. with 0.9% full bag saline drip for a nice van ride.

Alex--She may need gagging... I am hitting my exhaustion by being on call for this case... Can you tell me when your folks are ready for the transfer?

I have a crew headed your way. Due to the nature of the patient, perhaps a priority 2 to the receiving facility? Lights and sirens?

[AKA_Monet]

Originally Posted by AlexMack

I have a crew headed your way. Due to the nature of the patient, perhaps a priority 2 to the receiving facility? Lights and sirens?

Something like this would suffice:



Do you all want police escort?

[Velocity_14]

Originally Posted by AKA_Monet

Something like this would suffice:



Do you all want police escort?

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! We are silly!!!

[AlexMack]

Originally Posted by AKA_Monet

Something like this would suffice:



Do you all want police escort?

Haha, we have ways of restraining that are extremely immobilizing to the patient in a less extreme way.
With the Haldol drip going, I believe we'll be okay enroute. If not, the truck will just be pulled over on the highway and we'll wait for a statie to arrive.

[AKA2D '91]

Originally Posted by epchick

True that, I'm scurrred of the AKAs too! (in a good way, obviously).

(I am lol'ing at the mental image) I've lived in Texas all my life and never started saying y'all until I came to GC! haha

GC is good for SOMETHING.
I can't believe I left you all in here last night and there are still posts. LMAO

[KAPital PHINUst]

Originally Posted by ladygreek

Rainman is this you?

Check the IP addresses. If they match, then you'll know.

'Nuff said.

[Infamous12]

GC,
This was a wonderful thread to read with my morning coffee. It was like Grey's Anatomy & General Hospital all rolled up into one. I can't wait for the next episode.

Warmly,
Avid GC Hospital viewer

[Sugar08]

Originally Posted by Infamous12

GC,
This was a wonderful thread to read with my morning coffee. It was like Grey's Anatomy & General Hospital all rolled up into one. I can't wait for the next episode.

Warmly,
Avid GC Hospital viewer

Seriously... this was a great way to start my day.