Yeah I said it, I bet you won't hit me...

[marquise1911]

Originally posted by teena
marquise1911, please clean out your box. Thanks ever so much.

all clear!!!

[teena]

To da man that was driving in the lane next to me

I wish i had a gun under my seat or at least a skinny switch with all the leaves torn off. I would have TORN YOUR BEHIND UP.

As I look over in the lane next to me, I see you. A man in a crisp white navy uniforn. You have your finger so far up your nose I am certain that there are fingerprints on your corneas. EWWWWWWW


I honk my horn at you and mouth the words.....I see you nasty.

Insert vomit smilie >here<

[tld221]

to the ladies:
the point of wearing a thong is to not reveal any pantylines. so when your pants/dress/shorts are so thin/tight that i can see the outline of said thong, it kinda defeats the purpose.

and remember that zebra/leopard/whatever animal you prefer prints DO show through.


to my sister:
yay! prom is in 2 days. im so glad you found a dress and all, but do we really have to be ghetto by wearing an 18 inch weave and a TIARA?! and long GLOVES?! i mean really. i know we from the hood, but the hood doesnt belong at prom. save that ish for them birds from the bronx.

to linda:
everytime you cough, you sound like youre dying from emphysema. you gonna inhale one Kool cigarette too many and it's gonna be ON. well its gonna be OFF, as in your life, cause your fat, nasty, lung-diseased 2-pack-a-day smokin a$$ is gonna die real soon.

p.s. your days of underpaying me for this bullsh!t work you have me do are numbered. watch it b!tch.

[tld221]

Originally posted by ShamikaT
Yall need to stop frontin'. Aiiiiiin't nobody too good to have roaches. Every house has them.

OK hell is about to freeze on 6.6.06.
i agree with ol shamikaT. aint nobody too good to have roaches. HEAR ME OUT DAMMIT!

i have lived in places where i've had roaches and where i have not. one of my dorms was next to a deli, and most of the rooms on the lower floors had roaches like whoa. there were exterminators there on a monthly basis. now i know i would be mad payin all that money, but housing's explanation was, "its NYC, ish happens, man up." i've moved a lot. some houses had lots of roaches, some had none, some had varying problems. how to deal? moms got some Raid bombs every week and said, "they don't pay rent here... they gots to go!"

maybe im being a little too real. but when you live in the city, youre bound to have them. especially if you live in an apartment building, row houses (where all the houses on the block are connected) in a multi-family house or near a high-traffic restaurant area. roaches multiply like a motha, and not even the most potent Raid will wipe them out. theseroaches out here are gangsta like that.

the first time i saw my (ex) BF at his apartment, one crawled up the wall in the living room. he was embarassed out his mind, but i was like, calm down. yes, its gross, but it happens. is it normal? depending on where you come from, it definitely could be. is it nasty as all get out? sho is. some people (like Cake Lady) figured, lemme play it off so i can save face, but it just make her look nasty.

[marquise1911]

I live in Miami, Fl. Moisture and mud make roach heaven. I have to bomb the house at least every month. But the difference is. Big roaches come from outdoors. Small roaches breed indoors. In order to breed they need moisture and filth. So little roaches means you're nasty. Large roaches means you have a crack or a loose window seal. So if I see a large roach I'll be cool, but small roaches...I won't eat or drink let alone sit on anything.

[mulattogyrl]

Originally posted by tld221
OK hell is about to freeze on 6.6.06.
i agree with ol shamikaT. aint nobody too good to have roaches. HEAR ME OUT DAMMIT!

I have to agree with y'all too, especially living in cramped quarters like you described, like row houses, buildings, etc. It's really bound to happen, and all you can do is fight them, lol. You have no control how the person downstairs or upstairs from you lives, or the person that lived there before you lived, so you may have them through no fault of your own. I don't have them now and sure hope to never see them again, but sometimes you can't help it.

[teena]

^^^ may true. I wouldnt invite anyone to my house if I had roaches.

[OhioCentaur]

Thats funny... I know a guy who trains his roaches... YES trains them... he's one of those breeder guys... pretty lightskinned dude with nothing going for him but 3 good lines... He has 8 kids in a studio apartment and them little Q#$^%'s throw food everywhere... but no matter where they throw it... Mark's roaches clean up and leave his place spotless. his roaches are also trained not to scatter at the light coming on and they can take the peanut butter out of roach traps lmao... Sorry mark i said it laugh and keep it moving!

[PerfectVerse06]

Originally posted by OhioCentaur
Thats funny... I know a guy who trains his roaches... YES trains them... he's one of those breeder guys... pretty lightskinned dude with nothing going for him but 3 good lines... He has 8 kids in a studio apartment and them little Q#$^%'s throw food everywhere... but no matter where they throw it... Mark's roaches clean up and leave his place spotless. his roaches are also trained not to scatter at the light coming on and they can take the peanut butter out of roach traps lmao... Sorry mark i said it laugh and keep it moving!

Reminds me of that movie 'Joe's Apartment' with the singing and dancing roaches LOL!!



I couldn't even watch the whole thing because I got grossed out too easily.

[KAPPAtivating]

Dear Cousin's Baby Daddy:

I have told you before that I am sick of you. I.DO.NOT.LIKE.YOU. I know you understand that. But how come I called my cousin's house to speak to her and you asked me "who is this"? See, you set yourself up for isht like that. You tried to get an attitude when I asked you what do you contribute financially to have the right to ask who I was. Do you think I care about you trying to talk loud in the background when I am on the phone with my cousin...heyyal naw, because guess what...Imma make a special trip down there next week and I dare you say some isht out the way. You were back there mouthing about how you think I am "stuck up" and all that other isht. You keep on and Imma unlock these streets on that @ss!

Sincerely yours:

The "stuck up" muthaf%$!# you wish you were

[marquise1911]

2 My Sister: I know that you have issues with what's going on in my life right now. You don't agree with the fact that I have an active social life while you're stuck at home. Now ain't Karma a b*^&h. Now my car is out of commission and I have to share one with you. So now you use that to control my social life. I wanna play cards with they guys, but you claim to be getting your hair down @ 10:30pm. You make me pay for gas that I never get to use. I've been trapped in the house so long that I've gotten several shades lighter. My friend probably won't recognize me when my car finally gets fixed. Your husband has a car of his own and yet you won't use it. You rather make me suffer. Well I'll see about that.

[black_princess]

To the Woman on Maury:

How did you manage to have identical twins sons with 2 different daddies???? Then you have the nerve to be confused like you have no clue who the other boys father is. how does this happen?? You would've had to have slept with the other dude within in a reeeeeally close time frame, to get that timing right. Were there that many guys in that small window of time that you are just completely stumped as to who it could be?? Or maybe you had a manoje (sp?) with 2 diffrent dudes at the same time, just and ur dam egg was splitting?? I just don't get it.

To the dude that found out that one of the twins wasn't his:

I'm mad that ur grown a$$ really did a cartwheel on stage to celebrate. Talking 'bout "1 out a 2 ain't bad . . "
Just another case of black children lost in the chaos their parents create

[Live_Wire17]

2 the section 8 tenants that have moved into my neighborhood: Please stop parking on the street at 1130 pm with your music blasting. I know that you have lucked up on renting a 300,000 house for $20 a month while the rest of us pay mortagages and you don't have to work. I am going to call the po po on your azzes if this isht don't stop. I am tired of your kids always throwing rocks in the streets and I have to dodge them because I can't afford to buy new tires for my SUV. Gas is high as hell. Why are those kids outside this late on a school night anyway, it's no wonder your kids are 13 in the 4th grade...take ya'll azzes to school. I'm ready to phase a nucca right now!!

[marquise1911]

To whoever designed the new GC logo! Why did you leave out "psi"?

[PerfectVerse06]

Originally Posted by marquise1911

To whoever designed the new GC logo! Why did you leave out "psi"?

I noticed that!!