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Corbin Dallas · #**121** 10-07-2002, 09:38 AM

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Originally posted by three2tango
WOW lifesaver, I am curious what would they have to buy you for sex?

My guess...a beer.

and as to the FUPA discussion. It's also known as a Gunt

Optimist Prime · #**122** 10-07-2002, 10:46 AM

The best story I've heard is the theory of the hate nut.

three2tango · #**123** 10-07-2002, 11:32 AM

The Hate Nut? I will be waiting for an explanation.

I dated a guy once that told me he liked to be bitten. I tried it once and he said...."um, nevermind." What is that about? Where do you bite, how much pressure and most importantly WHY do you want to be bitten?

sororitygirl2 · #**124** 10-07-2002, 12:06 PM

Three2tango... i certainly hope you did not bite him THERE! Poor guy...

Okay, is a FUPA the same thing as a "front-butt?"

Optimist Prime · #**125** 10-07-2002, 12:24 PM

Hate nut theory is that you could be so pissed off at girls, life, whatever that while jacking it you cause yourself pain.

three2tango · #**126** 10-07-2002, 12:44 PM

Thanks Optimist Prime for that. My knowlege base from this thread is really growing.

SororityGirl2, I didn't, but I should have. He, no I need to have my head examined for even thinking of doing that. Men are so twisted!!

KSigkid · #**127** 10-07-2002, 01:07 PM

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Originally posted by sororitygirl2

Okay, is a FUPA the same thing as a "front-butt?"

In a word....yes.

RubberSoul · #**128** 10-07-2002, 10:47 PM

Ok, so I am going to be very graphic here but I need an official, diagnostic definition of FUPA.........this has dragged out waaaaay too long........

So what you all are saying is that FUPA is a "frontal crack" that extends all the way up into the gut??????? Ewwwwwwww! I have seen a lot of naked girls in my day (hey, I lived in a sorority house) and I have NEVER seen THAT!!!!!!!!

Sloppy p---y, by our definition, is more referring to the, uh, lips and stuff, being particularly hangy and floppy and, uh.....I am grossing myself out here so I will leave the rest up to your imagination.

The POUCH that I was referring to is merely a little sac of skin and (probably) fat (sigh) right below the belly button......it has nothing to do with the actual genitalia........it just makes some of those really low hipster pants not so attractive. THIS is pretty much a guaranteed side effect of birth unless you go back to seventh grade after your maternity leave.......

KSig RC · #**129** 10-07-2002, 11:30 PM

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Originally posted by RubberSoul
Ok, so I am going to be very graphic here but I need an official, diagnostic definition of FUPA.........this has dragged out waaaaay too long........

Breaking it down, Dr. Jack-style . . .

FUPA - Fat Upper Pussy Area (hey, we like it crass)

If your profile involves a small camel hump coinciding with the zipper on your jeans, you have FUPA. There are, of course, varying degrees of the malady, from the relatively benign (does she have a little FUPA? Nah, it's fine) to the disastrous (OH MY GOD IT'S ALIVE).

FUPA is not necessarily related to overall body weight, it appears - some girls just rock the FUPA, regardless of how the rest of the body appears. It's a mass of whatever, accumulated just above the vaginal area, but below the belly button. Any sort of "pouching" . . . well, i don't know what the hell that is, we're not talking about kangaroos here, but it's definitely an unidentified mass located (un)fortunately just above the no-no spot as it were. I'm in the process of doing more empirical data collection . . .

Anyway, girls - no FUPA, please.

RC (and I'm sure Rudey will agree)

Dionysus · #**130** 10-08-2002, 08:35 AM

If they're talking about what I think they're talking about, FUPA is the slang for the medical term "mounds" or "monds", something like that.

ilovemyglo · #**131** 10-08-2002, 08:52 AM

Okay, just to change the subject because this entrie FUPA thing is totally wigging me out!!!
Girls- Spit or swallow,
Guys which do you prefer?

BTW I only mention this because my mother and I had a very graphic discussion about sex the other night and this came up... she actually asked me!

Corbin Dallas · #**132** 10-08-2002, 09:04 AM

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Originally posted by ilovemyglo
Girls- Spit or swallow,
Guys which do you prefer?

I prefer not do do either.

SuperSister · #**133** 10-08-2002, 10:58 AM

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Originally posted by ilovemyglo

Girls- Spit or swallow,

I am going to answer honestly, so if it'll gross you out (or if you happen to be my brother) don't read the rest of my post . . .

I prefer to swallow actually, the reason being that I want it out of my mouth ASAP and swallowing gets rid of it immediately, even while it's still coming out. To spit I need to remove my mouth, grab a cup and spit . . . all the while it's still in my mouth. If I just swallow it's gone immediately and I can chase it with the beverage of my choice.

Edited to add that if I'm going to swallow I can also take it to the back of my throat and not even taste it at all whereas spitting requires the semen to come into contact with the front of my tounge.

Emily

librasoul22 · #**134** 10-08-2002, 11:11 AM

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Originally posted by SuperSister

I am going to answer honestly, so if it'll gross you out (or if you happen to be my brother) don't read the rest of my post . . .

I prefer to swallow actually, the reason being that I want it out of my mouth ASAP and swallowing gets rid of it immediately, even while it's still coming out. To spit I need to remove my mouth, grab a cup and spit . . . all the while it's still in my mouth. If I just swallow it's gone immediately and I can chase it with the beverage of my choice.

Edited to add that if I'm going to swallow I can also take it to the back of my throat and not even taste it at all whereas spitting requires the semen to come into contact with the front of my tounge.

Emily

OH.......MY!!

And Corbin Dallas, see that's why rule number one is to make the guy go first, lol.

ilovemyglo · #**135** 10-08-2002, 12:18 PM

I just wish that every man had to taste it once in their life... JUST ONCE....
And Corbin, I meant which do you prefer a woman to do to you, but since you seem to be interested in the other direction, that is cool!