ITT we see how long it takes before Tom Earp shows up - Page 7

AXO Alum · #91 10-24-2006, 02:26 PM

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Originally Posted by KLPDaisy

How soon can we get married?

As soon as you quit embarraseing yourself & your GLO. Too bad you aren't a lawyer, or I would drag that into the convo somehow... and something about you being a NATIONAL officer -- because that's always relevant to any convo

I will marry you ASAP -- I just need to see if my cousin Hickey is available to give me away. You know he stays real busy with his job helping the homeless people at night & doing the undercovers work at the motel.

#92 10-24-2006, 02:28 PM

All of you are truly embarasseing to your Sororitys!

tunatartare · #93 10-24-2006, 02:29 PM

Haha, I'm in a local. Less girls to embarass and no national officers to answer to. Which is good, because obviously we just haze all day long.

Sister Havana · #94 10-24-2006, 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by AXO Alum

I will marry you ASAP -- I just need to see if my cousin Hickey is available to give me away. You know he stays real busy with his job helping the homeless people at night & doing the undercovers work at the motel.

Can I be Hickey's date for the wedding? He sounds HOT.

epchick · #95 10-24-2006, 04:29 PM

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Originally Posted by Sister Havana

Can I be Hickey's date for the wedding? He sounds HOT.

HELL to the NO!!!

Do i have to lay some whoop-ass on another person who's trying to take my man?

Its bad enough I have to share my fine hunk of man-meat..

AXO Alum · #96 10-24-2006, 04:53 PM

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Originally Posted by epchick

HELL to the NO!!!

Do i have to lay some whoop-ass on another person who's trying to take my man?

Its bad enough I have to share my fine hunk of man-meat..

Well, since t*p hasn't had the Glamour shots done yet, my cousin Hickey can't commit. So if you have pics, please post them here for me to review. You know I do have standards about who dates my cousin Hickey

Here is a picture of him in the old days -- this is one where he was doing the undercovers work at the motel for the police. He says 'anal lube' is a real important weapon to have when doing the undercovers work. I am just so darn proud of him:

Sister Havana · #97 10-24-2006, 05:58 PM

OHHHH BABY! I want that man!

epchick, put 'em up!

epchick · #98 10-25-2006, 01:05 AM

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Originally Posted by AXO Alum

Well, since t*p hasn't had the Glamour shots done yet, my cousin Hickey can't commit. So if you have pics, please post them here for me to review. You know I do have standards about who dates my cousin Hickey

Here is a picture of him in the old days -- this is one where he was doing the undercovers work at the motel for the police. He says 'anal lube' is a real important weapon to have when doing the undercovers work. I am just so darn proud of him:

Gosh that is one sexy hunk of man!!!

I hope I pass the AXO Alum test cause damn i want me some Hickey

That's me ^^^ that was when i found out i would have to share Hickey with T*P and aries

Oh and Sister Havana.....BRING IT!!!

BetteDavisEyes · #99 10-28-2006, 12:03 PM

This thread is completely insane but those pics made me laugh like crazy. Nothing like a good laugh early on a Saturday morning.

AXO Alum · #**100** 10-30-2006, 05:33 PM

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Originally Posted by epchick

Gosh that is one sexy hunk of man!!!

I hope I pass the AXO Alum test cause damn i want me some Hickey

That's me ^^^ that was when i found out i would have to share Hickey with T*P and aries

Oh and Sister Havana.....BRING IT!!!

You *do* realize that your right eyeball is like twice as big as your left one, don't you? Just making sure... my cousin Hickey will like that - he thinks that is pretty sexy in a woman... you don't have any good big hairy moles do you? He calls those beauty marks. Says the one that Cindy Crawford has isn't big enough - he likes 'em to be real big & lots of hair around it. No wonder that all the witch costumes turn him on so much.

I'll pass the picture along. I don't know when I'll see my cousin Hickey again, though - he says that he is on the down low or something like that. There was some double murder involving drugs in his apartment complex - he says that the cops have been looking for him, so he is playing hide & go seek with them. Sounds like a lot of fun - I loved that game as a kid.

epchick · #**101** 10-31-2006, 09:25 PM

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Originally Posted by AXO Alum

You *do* realize that your right eyeball is like twice as big as your left one, don't you? Just making sure... my cousin Hickey will like that - he thinks that is pretty sexy in a woman... you don't have any good big hairy moles do you? He calls those beauty marks. Says the one that Cindy Crawford has isn't big enough - he likes 'em to be real big & lots of hair around it. No wonder that all the witch costumes turn him on so much.

I'll pass the picture along. I don't know when I'll see my cousin Hickey again, though - he says that he is on the down low or something like that. There was some double murder involving drugs in his apartment complex - he says that the cops have been looking for him, so he is playing hide & go seek with them. Sounds like a lot of fun - I loved that game as a kid.

Yes I do know that one eyeball is bigger than the other. That is how i catch 'em....it attracts the men like moths to a flame---not that i need to catch moths or anything.

I do have a big hairy mole!!!! But its in an "unmentionable" place, so i dont think i'd show you a picture. It has a whole bunch of hair all around it---cause like Hickey i think they are SEXY.

SigKapSweetie · #**102** 10-31-2006, 09:42 PM

Okay, after that last post, I officially disaffiliate myself from this thread, its presence in my GLO forum notwithstanding.

AlexMack · #**103** 10-31-2006, 09:50 PM

SigKapSweetie, come back, there's something you should see.

I happened upon this beautiful music video in youtube, and suddenly, a flash of brilliance overcame me! It was a Tom Earp post interpreted in song and dance! Ladies, I give you Chacarron!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6QFEQkIQ84g

Seriously, I cried from laughing as I imagined someone singing a Tom Earp post and this being the result.

SigKapSweetie · #**104** 10-31-2006, 09:57 PM

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Originally Posted by centaur532

Seriously, I cried from laughing as I imagined someone singing a Tom Earp post and this being the result.

Okay, I'm really glad I came back for that.

::dies laughing::

AlexMack · #**105** 10-31-2006, 10:00 PM

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Originally Posted by SigKapSweetie

Okay, I'm really glad I came back for that.

::dies laughing::

No no, wait! I can do one better!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BXuVIf66rmI&NR

This is a true Tom Earp post done in interpretive dance and song! I honestly cried all over again!