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05-18-2006, 11:21 AM
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Originally posted by teena
Marquise....your new siggy is what they want.
To my extracurricular supervisor- I luv you like a play cousin. You gots one mo time to have me show up and you not need me and you not call me in advance. I AM A BUSY WOMAN. Please dont waste my time. The next time I will chop you in the throat.
To my house. PLEASE CLEAN YOUR SELF. I dont have have time to do it and I am sick of all these roaches sitting at the table when I go to sit down and have dinner. One even slapped me and told me to get up and do the laundry. Mr. Roach-You dont know me like that.  
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YOCC!!!! 
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05-18-2006, 11:39 AM
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ROTFLMBBO!!!!
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05-18-2006, 12:01 PM
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To my house. PLEASE CLEAN YOUR SELF. I dont have have time to do it and I am sick of all these roaches sitting at the table when I go to sit down and have dinner. One even slapped me and told me to get up and do the laundry. Mr. Roach-You dont know me like that.
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Did he ask for a ham and cheese sammich w/ Miracle Whip, too?
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05-18-2006, 12:02 PM
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To the new neighbors: I told your country @sses about parking in my space. Better yet, why do you choose to stay up all night having bar-b-ques? I know that in the trailor park, work is feared so you can receive government checks, but once again, this is not the trailor park! Y'all do beer runs like crack heads looking for their next hit! And to the little sickly skinny one, I guess I'm supposed to be cool with you because you have Rick Ross's "Hustlin" as a ringtone--that does not you down for the cause. One more night of partying and it's goin' down!
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05-18-2006, 12:12 PM
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Did he ask for a ham and cheese sammich w/ Miracle Whip, too?
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( I am mad wit you and lil_sunshine)
NO. He gave me a ham(only) sammich and no drink and told me to get in there and wash those clothes and when I get done, GET OUT.
That right there is some ole' bulljunk.
I think I am going to register for ya'll class next semester, cuz now even my roaches are punking me.
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05-18-2006, 01:12 PM
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My dear friend teena,
Would you like me to come to your house and help you clean it? If so, when and will you fix me a hamancheese sammich with Miracle Whip and a glass of Sprite? 
If not, you betta get yo' rear in gear, girlie!!!
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05-18-2006, 01:28 PM
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GIRL ARE YOU CRAZY?!?!?!? You'd better not eat anything at my house.
I DONT EVEN EAT AT MY HOUSE!
(FYI. These are jokes. I repeat, these are jokes. However, my laundry is about to walk to the washing machine and do itself. Dirty laundry makes my skin itch.)
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05-18-2006, 01:30 PM
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Originally posted by teena
( I am mad wit you and lil_sunshine)
NO. He gave me a ham(only) sammich and no drink and told me to get in there and wash those clothes and when I get done, GET OUT.
That right there is some ole' bulljunk.
I think I am going to register for ya'll class next semester, cuz now even my roaches are punking me.
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Teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeena!!!
I'm going to have to give you a full scholarship because I'm going to need to move in with you and Mr. Roach after laughing so loud at yo CURAZAY butt in this quiet office!
I'm about to get fired!
*crawls under desk and hides*
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05-18-2006, 01:41 PM
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Originally posted by PerfectVerse06
Teeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeena!!!
I'm going to have to give you a full scholarship because I'm going to need to move in with you and Mr. Roach after laughing so loud at yo CURAZAY butt in this quiet office!
I'm about to get fired!
*crawls under desk and hides*
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Since we are talking about roaches....I got in a friend of mine's car.
CHILD, SHE HAD ROACHES IN HER CAR!!!
I was thirsty, and she wanted me to come in and get a drink. I was like........naw.....I'm good.
Surprisingly, I didnt see any 'critter's in her house. Maybe her roaches liked to run the streets.
ETA....I am actually giving my self the heebee-geebees.
Last edited by teena; 05-18-2006 at 01:44 PM.
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05-18-2006, 01:46 PM
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YOCC!!!!
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Hmmm....lets see.....YOCC....
You of chain chic?
Ya'll owe Carl Carson?
You ought carefully cough?
I give up. What does this mean?
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05-18-2006, 02:10 PM
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Originally posted by teena
Hmmm....lets see.....YOCC....
You of chain chic?
Ya'll owe Carl Carson?
You ought carefully cough?
I give up. What does this mean?
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You're Offda Chain Chick!!!
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05-18-2006, 03:01 PM
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I went to this child's birthday party, and a roach crawled on the flippin' birthday cake!!!
It was straight chillin' on the Barbie birthday cake trying to holla at Barbie and her friends!!
Then he started singing the Stevie Wonder version of "Happy Birthday".
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05-18-2006, 03:16 PM
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Originally posted by PerfectVerse06
I went to this child's birthday party, and a roach crawled on the flippin' birthday cake!!!
It was straight chillin' on the Barbie birthday cake trying to holla at Barbie and her friends!!
Then he started singing the Stevie Wonder version of "Happy Birthday".
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Now here's the million dollar question: was the hostess shamed?
I have found that people who have 'guests' are not embarassed at all. The girl's who's car I was in wasnt embarassed at all. I know one thing, if a roach would have crawled on me while we were on the road-me and her both would have died cuz I would have grabbed the steering wheel and crashed the car right into a tree.
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05-18-2006, 03:22 PM
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She sure wasn't ashamed!
The hostess grabbed her a knife and a paper plate talking about, "Who wants cake?!?!"
I politely asked her if she saw the bug on the cake, but it's obvious that it was on there! She said, "Oh girl, quit acting high siddity and get you some cake. You know you had roaches up in your place when you grew up." Ummmmmmmmmmm, NO I didn't, actually. And that's not being high siddity, that's being highly sanitary!
I was feeling sick after seeing that big old roach on the food we were supposed to be eating, so I told her I'd holla at her later.
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05-18-2006, 03:23 PM
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I was taking a friend home once and a flying roach flew out of her purse. She cried because she was so embarrassed.
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The Fraternity of Choice...
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= Because you love to imitate
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