Open Letter V

[btb87]

AB: Ya know, you're incredible. You listen without passing judgement, and seem to know the right things to say; when to make me laugh and when to help in that spiritual arena. Thanks for being in my corner, thanks for the hours-long talks and thanks for being a really good friend.

JB: And, yes you ARE a silly goose! I love you!

Jr.: I've heard gran'ma btb87 say it too many times: Every dog has his day. Mark your calendar, because yours is coming.

[abaici]

To my bank account: Please multiply

[TheEpitome1920]

My hair: hold on change is coming.

Shaolin: Mommy misses you and we'll be together again soon. Don't let Jodeci get to you.

My Usher CD (and all the other CDs I've lost along the way): WHERE THE HAYLE ARE YOU?!?!

My black dress socks: WHERE THE HAYLE ARE YOU?!!

Mr. Lindsey: Last time I checked my initials were not ATM.

[#1 Leading Lady]

Mr. Daimler Chrysler~ It has been almost a year since you made the announcement to my husband and his co-workers that you are closing the Foundry in our area anywhere from 1 to 4 years and you would be relocating employees or offering buyouts....Well could you hurry the hayle up with the relocation or give us a time frame or at least an update or and approximate close date and possible location. You know we would like to carry on with our lives. I want a nice new house like Mrs. Daimler Chrysler and the ability to drive a new car as well but it's kinda hard to do these things you and slow walking on the relocations....so my advice to you is HURRY the HAYLE UP! I can't even fathom how you not only disrupt our lives but then put us on hold forever and a million days with this waiting game. This is your only and final warning. We better hear something by Christmas or else.........

Little Bit with alot of MIGHT

[nikki1920]

to TS: you are a shady binch. But that's ok, b/c you are already on notice by YOUR higher ups. High turnover is not good for a 9 person unit...hmmmm

to HU: once i send in my application, please accept me into the Human Development program.

to DSH: I love you. I know I've been down lately, and I thank you for trying to get me out of my ditch.

to me: can YOU get your isht together, please. We need to make this plan work...

to Him: please stop pulling the rug out from under me. I get it.. I get it!!!

[ladeia]

Hello to all...(that remember me)...

To D.W.
May the lord bless your transition from earth to heaven where you may rest and be a guardian angel to your 1 yr old daughter. I wish now that I actually talked to you and vice versa but I was blessed to know you for the years that we had.

To the BASTIDS that took D.W. away...
May the flames be neverending on that behind. She NEVER did nothing to nobody but sorry mofos couldn't see that. But the world is round and the space BELOW has PLENTLY of ROOM.

To Slick...
All the above is YOUR FAULT...a real MAN would NEVER do the stuff that YOU HAVE DONE! If you was a real MAN , she would STILL BE HERE!

Sidebar:
Live each day to the FULLEST...hug and kiss your love ones...say I LOVE YOU at least once a day to family/friends...keep in touch with people old/new in your life...

To Lil LaDeia...
Congrats on being in 1st grade and mommy is always here. My love is unconditional and forever plus three weeks.

To FLK, TG and CW...
Thank you for being...just that...a good friend(s) regardless of my grips and complains but my accomplishments and successes you will be there

To TJ
Same message above.

To OS III
Good luck in Cali if thats what you want...nothing really left to say but if it will be then we'll see...

To LaDeia (that's me)...
I see that I can do it but stop slacking...Congrats on helping in my first fashion show and this is just the beginning...everyday is a new and I must treat it as such...I have goals and I have determination...no struggle no progress...I will keep you all updated...

LaDeia
"...may laughter be the antidote to tears...unless you laughed so hard that it caused tears..."
- LaDeiaisum

[CrimsonTide4]

To Soror Topaz: Thanks for giving me your copy of Free Money for Women Entrepreneurs. I know you are working on getting your business together, but thanks for being sisterly to spread the wealth around. Thanks for doing my toes today. They are extra purty again.


To my job: So you not gonna give me a bonus this quarter, huh? All right then. Never mind I gave you all at least 10 hours of my weekends in May and June. Be like that. You are not my FINAL place. I have my plan B and we are moving higher and higher. What you do to me you have to the least of them. You cannot touch me or hurt me but I won't give you more than my 10 hours a day no more.

To God: My life, my future, my book is in your hands.

[CrimsonTide4]

To the woman I let get in front of me this morning from the CPCC parking lot: I was not staring waiting for you to say thank you. I was staring at your MANLY MUSTACHE!!

[DSTinguished1]

To My Academic Advisor: I really really want to graduate on time. im not sure I can stay here for yet another year. Why is that you wait until my Senior year to tell me I have some "General Education Courses" that I still need to complete in order to graduate?!?!?! I have all my credits, and 'Ive completed all my major classes so why do i need to take classes like General Health, Music Appreciation, and Classic Literature?!?!


Colleges are just trying to get more of my money.


ETA: What happened to all those credits I earned from my Post High School Classes??? Don't those count for anything???? And why are all these stupid GEC classes offer only in the SPRING???? You know Spring is the worst time to carry a full academic load!!!!
To Myself: Breathe Shadra, Breathe!! You can do this girl....you will be walking that stage this year!

[CrimsonTide4]

To J.M.: Look, I have no real problem with you, but can you please use your INSIDE VOICE when you make personal calls. You are not supposed to make personal calls, but you definitely don't hide the fact. If I can hear you over my music, you are too dayum loud. Cool azz coworker, but I need you to learn how to speak in lower tones.

[myb81_03]

To GOD: Thank You, Thank You. I am in awe everytime of what You can do. You have never let me down, even when things seemed impossible. Thanks for looking out for me after I lose hope. I love You!

Prayer: You do change things

Mama: Even though I don't act like it, I appreciate your words of advice, no matter how long they may be. You are what I will become. That's good stuff. Love ya! You should already know that though.

My Tear ducts: Why are you so weak? Who do I cry over everything?

Louisiana: I miss you. The "Boot" is one of a kind. Where else can I go to the club for free and get quarter drinks? Where can hear bounce music and Lil Boosie and Pump da Party? I'm coming back soon.

Southern Univ.:Even after two years, I still miss being superficial and getting dressed up for Pretty Wednesday. You are my educational foundation. YOu are the best and nothing less. Undergrad was the Sh%**t!

Kevin: Have fun and learn something in school. Don't make come down there. Protect yourself please! No diseases, no children.

LSU: How I hated you in grad school, but I kinda miss ya.

Memphis: After I said I would never come back, here I am again. Not so bad after all. I did grow up here. Stop giving us the rep of having "curls and gold teeth" ONly a few still have curls. D@mn shame, too.

Lil Whoa: I wish I could see you, among other things

Short Men at the club that always ask me to dance: Two words: BEAT IT! You like tall women, but I love tall men. Life just isn't fair

Charlene: Please take ya a$$ back to Anthony Hamilton, so they can stop playing the song every 2 sec.

The A$$hole: Why do I like you? Why do you know that? This wasn't in my plans, ya know. And contrary to what you think, my goodies will stay in the jar

My linesisters: Wish I was everywhere all of you are. Ya'll are the shizznit

Lil Wayne: Why did you take "Go DJ" from PNC?

5:00 p.m.-Why are you taking so long to get here?

[MeezDiscreet]

to D.B.: you need to slow down. you got your foot on the gas and your hands in the air!! YOU ARE A MOTHER!!! this behavior is inexcusable, though you seem to keep finding these excuses for what you are doing. why do you think you are in the situation you are in? it's because you refuse to grow up!! if you don't slow down, you're going to find yourself in a whole mess of problems. you need to stop hanging around with these little nasty, fast-a$$ girls. you are TOO grown for this. i just want to grab you by the shoulders and shake some sense into you! if you are doing this for attention, there is a better way. and i KNOW you know better. WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU??? but if you don't heed anything else, please remember that your body is a temple. stop defiling it!!

[tnxbutterfly]

[QUOTE]Originally posted by tnxbutterfly
TO my place of employment: See, I thought it was just me that you had a problem with and that's why I got a crappy review. Nope, appearently you have problems with EVERYBODY and so everybody got crappy reviews. What's up with that? Are we having money problems, is that why nobody got any raises? Then you act like you're surprised when people call in. You know what's the deal. You might as well start advertising, because I feel a lot of us are going to be there much longer [/QUOTE


To my newly ex-place of employement: YOU SUCK.
Naw,j/k (barely). I knew that when I had my review in June, that I was as good as fired. You said that you needed to see a big improvement or else...... Well, even though I hated this job and didn't think I had enough motatvation to keep going, I sucked it up anyway and tried to pretend that you were the bestest place to work in the whole state of Texas. Appearently my acting skills are not quiet up to par. You could see that I was making an improvement trying to pretend that this was the best place to work, but I was making myself miserable in the process. So as of today at 4pm est , you put me out of my misery and let me go. I'm not really surprised. Just really annoyed that I didn;t have a backup plan in place. In the long run, I'll look back and thank you for doing what I was going to do anyway. But for now....YOU SUCK

[ykimber]

To my manager: Who did you have to sleep with to get where you are? I mean you are so dumb I think you may have rode the little yellow school bus. I wish you would stop giggling, walking around the department all day getting in others peoples business and then at the end off the say say you go nothing done! I wish you would realize that the Big Boss hates your frigin guts, she thinks you are a big, stupid, doesn't no nothing broad!

To my WT co worker: Why are you so nosey? Why do you think you must know what my schedule is?? Are you my manager??? NO!!!!! I wish you would see I am a strong black woman who takes care of responsiblities. I work, go to school, tend to the house and take care of my baby without a man supporting me. You on the other hand had a husband who was in the military and fully supported you and you never had "real" full time job until your kids were all grown and out of the nest.

[TheEpitome1920]

Wisdom tooth on the right side: I HATE YOU! And when I find my dental insurance card you are soooo GONE!