GC Soap Opera: The Good, The Ghetto, The GC

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by OneOneTwo

"Now remember, we are looking for Prayerful, when we find that chick, we'll have to exit towards the back," Ideal08 says as the three women split up and enjoy the night's festivities.

CT4 steps out of the party hop after the Atomic Dog went off. She had spied Kelli walk in with Rain Man. Rain Man was out on the dance floor dancing solo. Kelli looked divine in her fire red ball gown. She walked over to Kelli snagging Ideal on her way. She pulled the 2 over to a private corner.


CT4 (flexed her left hand): BAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM!!! Ideal saw it already but I had to share my good news with my girls.

KElli (crying): When did this happen? That ring is BAD AS HELL!!

CT4: RIGHT before the party started. Michael walked in here looking the FINNEST I have EVAAAAAAA seen him look. He made me moist.

Kelli: I am so happy for you.

CT4: Thanks Kelli. Are you okay? I know you are still hurting but you know God has a way of working it out betta than you could ever imagine.

Kelli: Yeah I know.

CT4: Ideal, as my oldest and dearest friend, I want to ask you to do me the honor of being my maid of honor on my special day.

IDeal08 (crying): Girl, I would be honored.

Ideal and CT4 hug. CT4 and Kelli hug.

CT4: Kelli, you know I want you up there with me as well as my bridesmaid.

Ideal: Where is Michael?

CT4: Over there talking to Candygirl with her crazy ghetto self. Yall missed her almost about to rumble with TooCute earlier. They have on the same dress.

Ideal: Shuuuuuuuut up!!

CT4: Yall let me go rescue my man from Candygirl. Yall have fun. I have tons of surprises for the guests.

Ideal08: Holla at a diva!

CT4 went into the back room to check on Mystery Man. He was back there pacing.

CT4: You okay?

MM: Yeah, nervous as hell.

CT4: Don't be.

MM: How does she look?

CT4: You do know you can go out there and see for yourself? No one could possibly recognize you with that mask on!

MM: Okay I will, I will. Give me a minute.

CT4 walks back into the main room. She sees Rain Man no longer dancing. He is standing on the stage talking to the DJ. He grabs the microphone.

Rain Man: Excuse me, ladies and gentlemen. I have something I need to say. To Kelli, I have loved you for almost four years, but your heart belonged to another. I waited and prayed and continued to love. You are a beautiful woman. Our love is like a flower, it had to grow and it grew over time. You allowed me to kiss away your tears and caress you in the middle of the night. You make me smile and laugh. You keep me going when I want to give up. You are the greatest love song come to life. Kelli, I love you now and forever. Will you marry me?

CT4 had drank 4 glasses of champagne during Rain Man's speech. She was holding Michael's hand while Mystery Man stood at her side seething with rage. Kelli had walked to the front of the crowd where she saw Rain Man down on one knee on the stage with an open ring box in his hand.


What will Kelli say? What will she do?

[CrimsonTide4]

Kelli stared at Rain Man and knew that her moment of truth had arrived. She looked at Rain Man and turned and looked at CT4. She looked behind her and saw about 200 folks from GC staring at her and Rain Man.


Kelli: I. . . I. . . .I . . . I (crying). . .I. . .

MM: HELL NO SHE WILL NOT MARRY YOU!!!

CT4 does a silent GLOOOOOOOORY!!

Kelli: Whaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

MM: She cannot and will not marry you because she is STILL IN LOVE WITH ME!!

Mystery man takes off his mask to reveal himself to everyone. The whole crowd gasps. Kelli faints!! CT4 rushes to help her up. Mystery Man follows. He helps Kelli stand up. He relishes in touching her.

Kelli: BOBBY EARL is that REALLY you!!?!?!??!!?

Bobby Earl (TAFKAMM): Yes it is me. Kelli, you cannot marry him because you are still in love with me and I am still in love with you!!!

The DJ plays "Still in Love" by Brian McKnight as Bobby Earl takes Kelli's hand and leads her to the center of the dance floor where they dance. All of GC looks on. Most of the women are boohooing. CT4 is crying harder than Kelli. Rain Man is crying too as he still is on the stage with the ring.

(CT4 stops and laughs her ass off at her own self)

The song finishes and Bobby Earl gets down on one knee.

Bobby Earl: Kelli, I left you 2 years ago for reasons I can never tell you. Every day apart from you was hell on Earth. I only left because I had no other choice. The whole time I was away, you were the only thing that kept me going. THE ONLY THING!! I came back as soon as I could and I stand here today STILL IN LOVE with you but that love has grown in ways that I am not eloquent enough to put in words. But my heart is forever yours. I want to grow old with you. I want to watch you sleep. I want to be there with you when you achieve your goals and dreams. Tonight, I want to begin my life's journey with you. I want to be the first thing you see in the morning and the last thing you see at night. I want to hold your hand as we grow old together. Tonight, I am asking you will you marry me?

Kelli stood there with her mouth WIDE OPEN and tears staining her dress. She looked at Bobby Earl who had reached in his pocket and produced a ring box which he opened.

Kelli: That's my ring! But how did you get it.

Bobby Earl: CT4 helped me get it. You still have not answered my question.


What is Kelli going to do? Two proposals in 5 minutes. . . .stay tuned.

[CrimsonTide4]

Kelli: CT4 told me to forgive you, but I did not know it would be so soon. I never expected to see you again. I loved you with verything I had in me. That love never died. Rain Man I never loved you. I'm sorry but my heart belongs to this man right here in front of me.

Bobby Earl: What are you saying?

Kelli: I'm saying that I will marry you.

Bobby Earl: What are you doing tonight?

Kelli: Tonight? But I need a dress. We need a minister, flowers, etc.

Bobby Earl: CT4 got it all together today. The minister is here waiting. Your dress, the original dress, is here too.

CT4: Come on, girl. Let's get you ready!

Kelli: How long have you known about all of this?

CT4: Remember yesterday when I told you I hit a man with my car. It was Bobby Earl. He stayed at my house last night and umm slept with you too.

Kelli: Dayum. You are the schemingest mofos, but this is a HUGE SURPRISE!!


CT4: Come on, let's get ready while The Pyramids staff gets the room ready for your wedding.



CT4 and Kelli head to the back room to get her ready for her wedding night. The guests mingle and talk. . . .

[OneOneTwo]

"I can't believe she's marrying him!" NinjaPoodle says as she was talking to Prayerful, "I wish a man would pull that kind of stunt with me and expect me to marry his ass."

"Poor RainMan," Prayerful says as she looks at him sitting in a chair, crying his heart out and cursing himself for ever getting involved with Kelli.

"That's what he gets for doing my girl, TNXButtefly like that. Teach his ass!" FinerWoman10-A-91 says as she walks to the punch table to get her a drink.

Prayerful walks to the punch table and she feels a vibration in her purse.

"Hey sweetie how are you doing?" Stephano says from the phone.

"I'm good, but your son is in hear crying his eyes out."

"Which one?"

"RainMan."

"That damn boy, look put him on the phone,"

"I don't think that would be a good idea, let me talk to him."

"Alright, but don't get his hopes high over some woman or whatever. I bet you that is why he is crying."

"You ain't never lied."

"Remember your assignment, it has to be done tonight!"

"Yes sir,"

Prayerful hears a dialtone and she hangs up her phone. She walks over to where RainMan is sitting.

"RainMan, come with me!"

RainMan gets up and wipes his face from the tears he's crying. You could still hear his heart crying, as he is whimpering as he walks. RainMan looks around to see people laughing at him or talking about him.

"RainMan, forget about Kelli," Prayerful says as she is walking and can feel him following her.

"But I love..."

"I said forget about her. I have someone else, in mind that you might want to speak with."

Ideal08 and Steeltrap are watching and following RainMan and Prayerful towards the back of Pyramids.

"You sure you want to do this now?" Steeltrap asks.

"Look, you give your condolences to RainMan, I'll deal with Miss Prayerful, alright?"

The two women smile as the catch up to Prayerful and RainMan.

[OneOneTwo]

Nupe4Life is calling Doggystyle, who is at home waiting to hear from BigSisterShaft.

"Yo man," Nupe4Life yells above the crowd, "you will not believe the stunt my frat brother pulled at Pyramids."

"What did MandingoNupe do?"

"No, No man Bobby Earl. He proposed to Kelli in the middle of the Pyramids, right after RainMan proposed to him."

"You're kidding?"

"Naw dog, that's why I'm calling you. They are about to get married in a few minutes and I think you should be up here to see our boy off."

"Let me call The OriginalApe and Blackwatch so they can see this wedding."

"They already here, we're just waiting on your old ass to show up."

"Aight, I'll be there, but first I got to handle some family business, if you know what I mean."

"I hear ya', twenty years and that girl still got you whipped."

"At least I got something to whip."

The two men share a laugh as they hang up the phone. TwoOneThree is sitting in the family room table and he is looking at the pictures of him, OneOneTwo, BigSisterShaft and Doggystyle when they were a younger family.

Doggystyle grabs his bat and walks into the family room.

"Word on the street is that my son OneOneTwo ain't dead. I also heard, from your Auntie AKA2D'91, that she saw you and that "ghost" riding around town. I know that your mama's sister is not crazy, yet, I do remember spending about $7,000 burrying his ass. And your mother, oh how I love that woman, she's still grieving over her loss. I'm glad she went to Jamaica so that she can have some piece and quiet. So you have two choices, tell me where my son is, or you can join him where he should be!"

TwoOneThree is watching his father pat the bat in the palm of his hand.

[OneOneTwo]

LadyGreek and BigSisterShaft are sitting down at the Delta meeting all eyes are on Alice/Ann.

"I can't wait to bust her, for real this time." LadyGreek says under her breath to BigSisterShaft.

"We got this, remember, The 411 is here and besides I made some of these sorors here. We got pull. We got another ten minutes before things go down."

As the meeting continues and she watches Alice give her report, BigSisterShaft feels something in her heart, like a child yelling and screaming. She grabs her heart, feels it, then places her hand back down.

"What's wrong BigSisterShaft?"

"Something's not right. If I didn't know any better, I think my son is in trouble."

"Look, OneOneTwo is not in Hell, I promise you that. I know I may have joked about that but come on now."

"It's funny you mention him. Look, let us be quiet before we get kicked out of the meeting."

The two ladies listen to the speak with attentive ears and they wait for their "turn."

[librasoul22]

Originally posted by librasoul22
librasoul thinks "omg, what has she done?"

gyrl7 suddenly bursts into the restaurant. "Libra! I am GLAD you mentioned Cracker Barrel, I need somethin country!"

Librasoul: "Gyrl, WHAT DID YOU DO TO OneOneTwo???!!"

Gyrl7: "Oh I was just playin! You were acting all stank earlier like you thought I set the hospital on fire, so I decided to mess with you a lil bit. Plus, you know that fire was all Fee-Feeeee, Fee Fi Fo Fum, I smell the um, pork chops, hmm um yeah, so are we going to CT4's party tonight or what?"

Librasoul: "What did you say? Fee Fee did what?"

Gyrl: "What? I didn't sat nothing bout no Fee Fee. You must be hungry cause you hearing things."

Libra thinks to herself, okay. Well since she doesnt wanna come right out and say it, I will figure it out on my own. Fee Fee will be at this party tonight. So we will be there with bells on.

Libra: "My bad, gyrl. But the party? Is a fa sho. It's a masquerade ball right?"

Gyrl: Yup! It is gonna be off the hook!"

Libra thinks perfect. I know just what I need to do. "No doubt. This party will INDEED be off the hook."

Gyrl7 and Librasoul head into the Pyramids with their masks up. As they walk through the front door, they are almost knocked down by Prayerfull and Rainman.

Gyrl7: "DAYUM! WATCH WHERE THE FU--Oh snap! Was that prayerfull and rainman?"

Librasoul: "Looked like it! I don't know though it mighta been Warren Sapp and Derrick Brooks the way they are barrelling through here."

Librasoul sees Ideal08 and Steeltrap.

Librasoul: "Hey there ladies! How are ya-"

Ideal08: "Libra, what's up, girl. Not time to chat, urgent matters to attend to."

Ideal08 and Steeltrap hurry off after Prayerfull and Rainman.

Librasoul: "Well wtf is going on here? Everyone is acting weird as hail."

Gyrl7: "I dunno, but there must be something major going down over there if everyone is running. I can't miss it!"

Gyrl7 turns and hurries off after everyone so she can see what's going on.

Librasoul pauses for a minute then realizes this will be the perfect opportunity to find Fee Fee. She scans the room and sees Fee Fee and Determined1 chatting by the or-durbs (). Librasoul goes over to the table.

Librasoul: "What's the deal y'all?"

Determined1: "Nothing girl, what's up? You just missed some Deee-rama. Rain Man got shot down and Kelli engaged Bobby Earl instead."

Librasoul: "For REAL?? DAYUM! Ahh, to be fashionably late! So anyways, what's up Fee Fee?"

Fee Fee: "Nothing much. This party is the FIRE. Too bad Rain Man got BURNED."

Librasoul: " Um...yeah. Speaking of fires and burning..."

[tnxbutterfly]

Flashback to just before the party

Tnxbutterfly drives to the seedy part of GC. She arrives at the agreed upon site a few minutes a head of schedule and shuts the engine off.

She fiddles with the radio as she waits for the mysterious stranger to arrive.

tap tap tap. Tnx jumps slightly as the stranger taps on the passenger side window.

Tnx: Thanks for meeting me on such short notice. Do you have the stuff?

Mystery person: Yeah I got it

Tnx: You're sure it works?

Mystery person: I used it on Ideal08 the other day and it did the job.

Tnx: Well, Prayerfull, it obviously didn't work all that well because Ideal08 is still alive.

Pray: (slightly annoyed) Just a minor setback. Look are we talking about Ideal08 or Rainman?

Tnx: (sighing) Rainman

Pray: And you don't want to kill him do you? You just want something to knock him out till you can put Plan B into action right?

Tnx: Right

Pray: Good. Now do exactly as I say and everything should go according to plan. (pausing) Now, remember, discretion is key. Knowing CT4 like I do, she is going to have the place clawing with the GCPD. You can not take any chances on anyone seeing you slip the potion in Rainman's drink. There is probably be some agents from the I. H. P. E. decetive agency there too.

Tnx: I.H. P. E. ? What's that

Pray: Inch High Private Eye Detective agency. I.H. P. E Detective agency works closely with the GCPD. Some of the agency's best agents are the AKA's and Delta's. They see things better then Miss Cleo ever could. One false move and you can kiss Rainman goodbye

Tnx: Ok, I'll be careful. Anything else?

Pray: Do you have the black gloves?

Tnx: Yeah I have them. I still don't understand what they are for.

Pray: (rolling her eyes) Daym, cuz, don't you know anything? The black gloves are to concel your grubby little finger prints. You don't want the police to trace anything back to you in case anything goes wrong now do you?

Tnx: I suppose not. (taking a deep breath) So, make sure noone sees me, make sure I'm wearing the black gloves, and be discrete. Got it! Anything else?

Pray: No, I think you're ready to put the plan into action

[1savvydiva]

Meanwhile, back in the party…

1SavvyDiva comes back from the bar and realizes that Steeltrap and Ideal08 are missing.

1SD: “Now where in the world did those heifers go?” She starts to search around the room, she turns around suddenly and runs smack dab into the cutest guy in the party (other than CT4’s new fiance’). “That right there is gonna cost you $5.50 padna!” she says with her signature smart-arse mouth.

Starang21: “Sweetie, my apologies…would you let me buy you another?”

1SD looks him up and down and shakes the guilt off and says, “Sweetie…I would let you buy me TWO!”

Starang21 smiles and takes her by the arm and walks her to the bar.

(After 2 drinks, they are sitting, conversing comfortably as if they’ve known each other for years)

Starang21: “So is there a Mr. 1SavvyDiva?”

1SD: **gulp** “Well, there is someone in my life, but he is on the road so much, we hardly get to see each other. Sometimes it gets lonely, you know?”

Starang21: “I understand all too well…that’s why I will NEVER do the long-distance thing again…what does your friend do for a living?”

1SD: “Um…he’s a…performer”

Starang21: “A performer, eh? Anyone I know?”

1SD: “Enough about me, you said that you just visiting GC, what brought you here?”

Starang21: “Nice switch! Well…to make a long story short, I am looking for my birth mother.”

1SD: “Wow…and you have reason to believe that she is from GC?”

Starang21: “Yes…I do”

1SD: “Well…oh there’s my sister…listen, I will give you my card, if there is anything I can do for you, please don’t hesitate to call…anytime. Oh, who do you know here at the party?”

Starang21: “WELLLL, nice meeting you, I will speak to you again!”



1SD: “Ha, nice switch…party-crasher! Good Luck!” as she watches him walk away, ‘Damn, Luda needs to get back quick, I think I am in heat’

[Miss. Mocha]

Miss. Mocha walks in slowly. She is by herself. She's not new in GC, but she usually keeps to herself, so she doesn't know that many people. She was surprised to even receive an invitation to CT4's party. She didn't know that CT4 knew who she was.


She goes to find CT4. CT4 is throwing back drinks, some guy is making a really long speech.


Miss. Mocha: "CT4, I just wanted to thank you for inviting me to your party."

CT4: "Oh, no problem. You're Miss. Cafe au lait, right?"

Miss. Mocha: (sighing) "Miss. Mocha".

CT4: (taking a huge slup) "Oh, my bad. It's cool to meet you Miss. Mocha."

Miss. Mocha: "See you around."



Miss. Mocha does a lap around the whole ballroom. She tries to see if she recognizes anybody. She sees somebody she knows. She doesn't know whether to approach the young lady or not. The last time they talked, they realized that they were both trying to date the same man, Nas. He had surprised them both by kicking them to the curb, and getting with Kelis.

Miss. Mocha takes a deep breath. "Hey, Redefined Diva."

"Hey, Miss. Mocha. Long time no see. You still working up at General Hospital?" asked Redefined Diva.

Miss. Mocha shakes her head. "Girl, you know the fire bruned down the Viagra Unit. I'll have to wait until they rebuild it, or work in the Urinary Tract Infection Lab."

"It's like that sometimes." Redefined commiserates.

"Are you still messing with Nas?" Miss. Mocha asked.

Redefined shakes her head. "Naw girl. He always liked you more, anyway. I can take a hint. I have a new man." She pauses. "There he is now. See ya."

Miss. Mocha watches her walk away.

"I gotta get a life." She thinks. "There always seems to be so many interesting things happening in GC, and I'm not involved with any of them. I have to change that. Maybe I can change that by hanging out with some of my co-workers, or maybe some of those people who live on AKA Ave or Delta Drive."

[OneOneTwo]

Originally posted by Miss. Mocha


Miss. Mocha does a lap around the whole ballroom. She tries to see if she recognizes anybody. She sees somebody she knows. She doesn't know whether to approach the young lady or not. The last time they talked, they realized that they were both trying to date the same man, Nas. He had surprised them both by kicking them to the curb, and getting with Kelis.

Miss. Mocha takes a deep breath. "Hey, Redefined Diva."

"Hey, Miss. Mocha. Long time no see. You still working up at General Hospital?" asked Redefined Diva.

Miss. Mocha shakes her head. "Girl, you know the fire bruned down the Viagra Unit. I'll have to wait until they rebuild it, or work in the Urinary Tract Infection Lab."

"It's like that sometimes." Redefined commiserates.

"Are you still messing with Nas?" Miss. Mocha asked.

Redefined shakes her head. "Naw girl. He always liked you more, anyway. I can take a hint. I have a new man." She pauses. "There he is now. See ya."

Miss. Mocha watches her walk away.

"I gotta get a life." She thinks. "There always seems to be so many interesting things happening in GC, and I'm not involved with any of them. I have to change that. Maybe I can change that by hanging out with some of my co-workers, or maybe some of those people who live on AKA Ave or Delta Drive."

RedefinedDiva walks towards the punch table and makes a sudden rush to the bathroom instead.

I haven't been feeling good lately. Yesterday, I almost passed out in class or feeling nauseas. And my breast feel so soft.

RedefinedDiva comes out of the bathroom and she looks at the food tray again.

Hmm... that seafood tray looks delicious. I bet that would go real good with some strawberries and grapes. Damn, where are the grapes?

RedefindedDiva runs into her girl, CT4, who just came from upstairs.

"Is this wedding going to start anytime soon?" she asked.

'It will begin soon enough, just wait. Are you doing okay? You've been acting funny?"

"I'm good, I just feel hungry."

"Yeah, you're glowing."

"What makes you think I'm glowing?"

"You look completely different in this light. Maybe it's just the shade."

"Yeah, maybe."

RedefinedDiva grabs a plateful of food and sits down and feeds her face.

[Gyrl7]

Originally posted by librasoul22
Gyrl7 and Librasoul head into the Pyramids with their masks up. As they walk through the front door, they are almost knocked down by Prayerfull and Rainman.

Gyrl7: "DAYUM! WATCH WHERE THE FU--Oh snap! Was that prayerfull and rainman?"

Librasoul: "Looked like it! I don't know though it mighta been Warren Sapp and Derrick Brooks the way they are barrelling through here."

Librasoul sees Ideal08 and Steeltrap.

Librasoul: "Hey there ladies! How are ya-"

Ideal08: "Libra, what's up, girl. Not time to chat, urgent matters to attend to."

Ideal08 and Steeltrap hurry off after Prayerfull and Rainman.

Librasoul: "Well wtf is going on here? Everyone is acting weird as hail."

Gyrl7: "I dunno, but there must be something major going down over there if everyone is running. I can't miss it!"

Gyrl7 turns and hurries off after everyone so she can see what's going on.

Librasoul pauses for a minute then realizes this will be the perfect opportunity to find Fee Fee. She scans the room and sees Fee Fee and Determined1 chatting by the or-durbs (). Librasoul goes over to the table.

Librasoul: "What's the deal y'all?"

Determined1: "Nothing girl, what's up? You just missed some Deee-rama. Rain Man got shot down and Kelli engaged Bobby Earl instead."

Librasoul: "For REAL?? DAYUM! Ahh, to be fashionably late! So anyways, what's up Fee Fee?"

Fee Fee: "Nothing much. This party is the FIRE. Too bad Rain Man got BURNED."

Librasoul: " Um...yeah. Speaking of fires and burning..."

Gyrl7: HA HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA, Rollin down da skreet, smokin One One Two sippin on Cafe Latte's........BURNT UP, with my mind on nothin and nothing on my mind! Libra chal this porty is off the hindges. Umm did you find out anything about the FIRE!

Libra: Just chill, im still working my majic Fee Fee is about to tell me the everything..........

Gyrl7: How Kelli gone be engaged to Bobby Earl, aint he DEAF??? What she gone SIGN her way through the honeymoon...Ha Haaaaaaaaaaa Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Whew chal!
These people gettin on my nerves so bad, they gone make me go to a Billy Graham crusade fo'real!

Libra: Gyrl please, you're........

Gyrl7: So what im to'up.........this a porty aint it. Oh, so what im BARASSING YOU NOW??? HUHN IM BARASSING YOU??? I KNOW HOW TO HOLE MY LIKKA............ABDUL TAUGHT ME HOW TO HOLE MY LIKKA(check out the movie Claudine, for those under 30).

Libra: I know you can hold your liquor, but im just afraid of what you might do next.

Gyrl7: Chal I aint gone hurt NOBOTTY, but somebotty betta close the bar...............Uh, uh, uh, uh Oh..........

[Miss. Mocha]

As Miss. Mocha is thinking her private thoughts, her cell phone from the hospital begins to ring.


"Shoot, don't tell me they got an assignment for me back at work already. The dang Viagra Unit only been burned down for a day or two. Shoot! Hello?"

"Mocha, this is ClassyLady, your supervisor. We need you to come in to the Urinary Tract Infection Lab asap. There's some type of ball happening tonight and we're short staffed. Get here as soon as possible."

"I'll be there."

Miss. Mocha leaves the party , and quickly makes her way to her black Avalanche. She spies the 22s it's sitting on, and makes sure that nobody has scaped her rims. She jumps in , and heads off to what's left of GC General Hospital.


************************************************** *************

"Mocha, I'm glad you're here." ClassyLady tells her. "Something strange is going on."

"Really?" Mocha asked.

"Yes, look at these slides under the microscope. If my findings are correct, over 80% of women in GC have Urinary Tract Infections."

Miss. Mocha's mouth drops. "What do you mean? How can that be?"

Classylady takes off her glasses. "Something in GC is giving the women of this community UTIs faster than any other county in the state. Any other community in the US, for that matter."

"What could it be?" Miss. Mocha pauses. "Do you think it could be ...nuclear warfare?"

Classylady chuckles. "It could be that, or maybe it's a nasty man running around with nasty women."

Miss. Mocha stands back. She's afraind of the look on Classylady's face. She's speaking from experience.

"Oh, I'm back now." ClassyLady says, regaining her composure. "Or it could be a chemical, coming into the GC water supply from that landfill on top of the mountain. It could be anything."

"What are we gonna do, ClassyLady. It's not right for the women of GC to have to suffer from painful UTIs. What are we gonna do?" Miss. Mocha asked excitedly.

"Calm down, Mocha. I'll figure something out." ClassyLady rubs her hand across her chin. "I'll get to the bottom of this."

[tnxbutterfly]

Originally posted by tnxbutterfly
Flashback to just before the party

Tnxbutterfly drives to the seedy part of GC. She arrives at the agreed upon site a few minutes a head of schedule and shuts the engine off.

She fiddles with the radio as she waits for the mysterious stranger to arrive.

tap tap tap. Tnx jumps slightly as the stranger taps on the passenger side window.

Tnx: Thanks for meeting me on such short notice. Do you have the stuff?

Mystery person: Yeah I got it

Tnx: You're sure it works?

Mystery person: I used it on Ideal08 the other day and it did the job.

Tnx: Well, Prayerfull, it obviously didn't work all that well because Ideal08 is still alive.

Pray: (slightly annoyed) Just a minor setback. Look are we talking about Ideal08 or Rainman?

Tnx: (sighing) Rainman

Pray: And you don't want to kill him do you? You just want something to knock him out till you can put Plan B into action right?

Tnx: Right

Pray: Good. Now do exactly as I say and everything should go according to plan. (pausing) Now, remember, discretion is key. Knowing CT4 like I do, she is going to have the place clawing with the GCPD. You can not take any chances on anyone seeing you slip the potion in Rainman's drink. There is probably be some agents from the I. H. P. E. decetive agency there too.

Tnx: I.H. P. E. ? What's that

Pray: Inch High Private Eye Detective agency. I.H. P. E Detective agency works closely with the GCPD. Some of the agency's best agents are the AKA's and Delta's. They see things better then Miss Cleo ever could. One false move and you can kiss Rainman goodbye

Tnx: Ok, I'll be careful. Anything else?

Pray: Do you have the black gloves?

Tnx: Yeah I have them. I still don't understand what they are for.

Pray: (rolling her eyes) Daym, cuz, don't you know anything? The black gloves are to concel your grubby little finger prints. You don't want the police to trace anything back to you in case anything goes wrong now do you?

Tnx: I suppose not. (taking a deep breath) So, make sure noone sees me, make sure I'm wearing the black gloves, and be discrete. Got it! Anything else?

Pray: No, I think you're ready to put the plan into action

Tnxbutterfly spentthe the better part of the last 20 minutes receiving condolances for the party-goers.

Tnx: (sniffing) Yes, it's a terrible, terrible shock. (pausing to dab her eyes with a lavender hanky) No I haven't been able to talk to him, yet. Why yes I'll tell him. Yes, yes I'll be alright. You all go ahead and enjoy yourselves. This is a party after all.

Tnxbutterfly is finally able to break her way free from the crowd and begins to make her way across the ballroom. She spotted Prayerful and Rainman heading out and was trying to make her way over to them. She gets about 20 steps when someone grabs her by the arm.

Dioysus: Tell me you didn't have anything to do with what just happened.

Tnx: Heck no. I didn't even know Bobby Earl was still alive much less back in GC. I'm just as shocked as everyone else. (more to herself) I must say having Bobby Earl propose was a stroke of genius. Much better then anything I had planned

Dio: What do you it was much better then anything you had planned?

Tnx: (faking a smile) Girl, nothing. I was just talking out the side of my neck. You know how I get sometimes

Dio: (not completely convinced) Whatever. I don't know what you're up to, but you need to quit. I have half a mind to tell Rainman what you been up to all these months

Tnx: I'm not up to anything. I told I was just running my mouth. No need for concern.


Tnxbutterfly was about to say something else when she spots Hooiser making his way over to where she and her friend are standing. Hooiser was the most notrious gossip columist in GC.
Hooiser was the last person she wanted to see.
No doubt he's coming to get some type of comment, she thought.

[CrimsonTide4]

CT4 signaled that Kelli was ready to start the wedding. She heard the DJ began to play Maxwell's "Matrimony-Maybe You" for the processional. CT4 stepped out of the back room wearing her dress (see above) and Michael met her at the door to walk her up the aisle. CT4 was still crying. She noticed some folks were missing, but the show must go on. This was not about who was missing, but about who was returned and about to begin their lives together. CT4 made it to the altar that she had delivered to The Pyramids and she and Michael separated. Michael stood beside Bobby Earl.

Kelli stepped out of the back door and began to walk up the aisle headed towards her groom. She was radiant as she glowed and sashayed up the aisle in her dress.



Kelli made it to the altar and took Bobby Earl's hand. She shrieked in surprise when she saw Stevie Wonder walk out and sit at the piano and begin to play Ribbon in the Sky. As he sang, CT4 had a Power Point Presentation play of Kelli and Bobby Earl. . .

Stevie finished his musical tribute to the couple and the minister proceeded with the vows. When he pronounced them man and wife, OOOOO OOOOOPs and YO YOs could be heard throughout the building. Doggystyle who had arrived looked down right nauseous.

The bride and groom walked down the aisle together and went to take wedding pictures in front of the waterfall as the cleaning crew hurried to get the chairs and tables assembled for the reception.

CT4 ordered the wait crew to begin offering hors d'oeuvres () to the guests. She had others preparing the glasses of champagne for the first toast to the happy couple.

After the couple finished taking pictures, they moved to the center of the dance floor to have their first dance as husband and wife. Kenny Lattimore's "For You" had never sounded so sweet to them before.

After the first dance, a toast was raised from Bobby Earl to his wife pledging his love and fidelity for the rest of their lives. Then he raised a toast to CT4 for helping two soul mates come together.

Meanwhile in the reception hall. . .