1. Susan- Was I the only one who thought Mike was dead for most of the show? You mean after all that man chasing, hoping he would regain his memory waiting for him to finally get it together, you 2 aren't together anymore? Oh Please!!! Once again I want to beat the snot out of you. But you look great.
2. Lynette- YOU.ROCK.AS.USUAL. Carry on
3. Gabby- sigh you are wrong on so many levels but that right there was funny. I can't believe you did that to your oldest but she needs to put the burrito down. Too bad you can't hire help to run the house while you and your girls run to the gym. And Carlos, Me Gusta
4. Bree- I'ma need you to breathe in deeply and breathe out. Stop treating Katherine (I can't believe I am saying this) like that. I'm sorry that Danielle took her crumb back so you have nothing to obsess over but the way you are treating Katherine is so not cool. BTW you hair is Fabulous!!
5. Edie- Sigh...you need to learn to sleep with one eye open and a hidden camera on site. Seriously, your hubby has me singing Cameo's "He's Strange" and I don't like it.