Yeah I said it, I bet you won't hit me... - Page 6

PerfectVerse06 · #1 05-15-2006, 09:13 AM

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Originally posted by teena
2 Perfect Verse06. I know that you would like to have marquise's baby. But he was on Maury yesterday. He has 20 children with 12 different baby momma's. He also didnt want to claim the 2 children he has with his wife. I thought you should know that henny keeps getting him in trouble.

That is all for now. I will be back with more. You can be certain of that.

Is this true, Marquise?????

You KNOW you'd better support Marquisha, Marquinton, and me! You can deny those other kids, but you know these two are YOURS!

*goes up to monitor showing pictures of Marquinton and Marquisha*

Look at Marquisha's eyebrows! They look JUST like Marquise's! And Marquinton has the same lower lip!!

I am 300% sure that he is the father!!!

AlphaFrog · #2 05-15-2006, 09:19 AM

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Originally posted by PerfectVerse06
I am 300% sure that he is the father!!!

Oh Man, the best Maury's are where there are TWO guys and the chick absolutely knows that one of them is the father, and they 99.999999% rule out both of them. It's so classic.

marquise1911 · #3 05-15-2006, 09:54 AM

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Originally posted by PerfectVerse06

Is this true, Marquise?????

You KNOW you'd better support Marquisha, Marquinton, and me! You can deny those other kids, but you know these two are YOURS!

*goes up to monitor showing pictures of Marquinton and Marquisha*

Look at Marquisha's eyebrows! They look JUST like Marquise's! And Marquinton has the same lower lip!!

I am 300% sure that he is the father!!!

***Marquise shakes his head***

PV06, you know yo babies are the only ones dat look like me. Them other kids ain't mine. I don't care what the test says. Those kids don't even like red Kool-Aid and fried bologna. They can't be mines ***holding up degree***. Teena brought me on this show. Her baby ain't mine. It' looks like John Cena.

teena · #4 05-15-2006, 10:20 AM

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Originally posted by marquise1911
***Marquise shakes his head***

PV06, you know yo babies are the only ones dat look like me. Them other kids ain't mine. I don't care what the test says. Those kids don't even like red Kool-Aid and fried bologna. They can't be mines ***holding up degree***. Teena brought me on this show. Her baby ain't mine. It' looks like John Cena.

Hmmph....Yeah right

But I think at least one of my kids is yours. No, I am 1000% sure all of them are. I aint been with no one else. Except the fact they have ran ove shoes and little Jherri curls (like the dude I saw in walmart this past weeked), they look JUST LIKE MARQUISE. Yeah, They look like marquise.

Marquise what's your major again? When do you graduate and get a job with benefits?

**looking around all shifty and sneaky**

Yeah these kids look just like you.

marquise1911 · #5 05-15-2006, 10:34 AM

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Originally posted by teena
Hmmph....Yeah right

But I think at least one of my kids is yours. No, I am 1000% sure all of them are. I aint been with no one else. Except the fact they have ran ove shoes and little Jherri curls (like the dude I saw in walmart this past weeked), they look JUST LIKE MARQUISE. Yeah, They look like marquise.

Marquise what's your major again? When do you graduate and get a job with benefits?

**looking around all shifty and sneaky**

Yeah these kids look just like you.

***Maury Opens Envelope***

Maquise you are not the father
KAPPAtivating your are not the father
John Cena you are not the father
Lil John and all of the Eastside Boys you are not the fathers

***Maury looks at card like it's on fire***
Hell naw this %$6# ain't right. Teena you said you were on the pill, that time you came on the show looking for ya third baby's daddy. Ain't no way in hell I'm bout to read a card that says "Maury you are the father"

PerfectVerse06 · #6 05-15-2006, 10:39 AM

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Originally posted by marquise1911
***Maury Opens Envelope***

Maquise you are not the father
KAPPAtivating your are not the father
John Cena you are not the father
Lil John and all of the Eastside Boys you are not the fathers

***Maury looks at card like it's on fire***
Hell naw this %$6# ain't right. Teena you said you were on the pill, that time you came on the show looking for ya third baby's daddy. Ain't no way in hell I'm bout to read a card that says "Maury you are the father"

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

Oooooh, teena!! Connie Chung is gonna get you!!

*teena runs off the stage sniffling and snotting after the results are read, falls on the floor and screams, "NOOOOOOOO!!!"*

*Lil John and the Eastside Boys break out into song, "I'm Not Da Daddy (WHAT!!)*

KAPPAtivating · #7 05-15-2006, 11:47 AM

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Originally posted by marquise1911
***Maury Opens Envelope***

Maquise you are not the father
KAPPAtivating your are not the father
John Cena you are not the father
Lil John and all of the Eastside Boys you are not the fathers

***Maury looks at card like it's on fire***
Hell naw this %$6# ain't right. Teena you said you were on the pill, that time you came on the show looking for ya third baby's daddy. Ain't no way in hell I'm bout to read a card that says "Maury you are the father"

*High Fiving Marquise and bumping chest to chest! Doing the Cabbage Patch*

teena · #8 05-15-2006, 12:49 PM

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Originally posted by marquise1911
***Maury Opens Envelope***

Maquise you are not the father
KAPPAtivating your are not the father
John Cena you are not the father
Lil John and all of the Eastside Boys you are not the fathers

***Maury looks at card like it's on fire***
Hell naw this %$6# ain't right. Teena you said you were on the pill, that time you came on the show looking for ya third baby's daddy. Ain't no way in hell I'm bout to read a card that says "Maury you are the father"

**runs off stage and falls to ground screaming and crying**

AW Lawd NOOOOOO!!!!
WHO GONNA HELP ME WITH DEEZ BAD @#% KIDS?!?!?

**continues rolling on ground like on fire**

** Thinking-I dont remember sleeping wit him. MAURY POVICH?!?!? I wonder how much he worth. hmmmm**

marquise1911 · #9 05-15-2006, 03:50 PM

I gotta bring up the subject at hand.

2 Kimberly Arrison: I told you if you called again I was gonna let you have it. The nerve of you people. Yes I called you out of your name, but so would you if someone called you at all times of the evening pretending to be an "old friend". No I don't care if it's your job. Yes I filed a complaint against you. No i won't give you my current address. And you have a nice day.

2 my co-work: You're old and your husband abandoned you. I understand that your lack of a social life forces you to be nosey, rude, and nastey. But must you file stupid complaints against me. Must you use my desk when I'm not here? Why do you use my phone and cough all over the receiver? There are pens in the supplies cabinet, why must you steal the ones on my desk? I know you like to use the shredder for no reason at all, but why must you do it when I'm on the phone? Oh, and Jesus loves you too (I know what you really mean when you say that).

2 Mom and Dad: I want my money back or y'all gonna see a side of me y'all ain't never seen before.

...3,2,1...1,2,3,...What the hell is bothering me...deep breath...

KAPPAtivating · #10 05-15-2006, 04:12 PM

Dear Mr. Post Man:

Why is it necessary to try and stuff ALL my mail in that lil bitty @ss box? Don't you realize that you are tearing up my JET and EBONY magazines? Common Sense should tell you to just put them in the door! You got one more time and that's yo @ss Mr. Post Man!

marquise1911 · #11 05-17-2006, 01:42 PM

2 da B%$#h in the HR Dept: I know my timesheet was late, but I can't send it in without the proper signatures. I don't appreciate the fact that you felt the need to call my supervisor and lie on me. This was the first time I ever sent my timesheet in late, no I didn't say she is never here to sign it, and no I did not cop a tude with you. I wish you could see me spelling the word B-I-T-C... with my pen in the air. That is what you are. Everyone knows that. You send people checks late, dock them for hours they deserved, file complaints against them for stealing time when you and everyone else knows y'all do the same. This is the first time you messed with me, because I'm always up on my game. It better be the last, because management just might find out about those supplies I saw you carrying to your car the other day when you thought no one was looking.

KAPPAtivating · #12 05-17-2006, 03:52 PM

To my supervisor: You thought you were being funny when you ran up and gave the person next to me a grin and a big 'ol hug, and didn't even give me a look. That's okay, because I was two thoughts away from putting my foot up your @ss. If you don't get off my dudes jock! You over there swinging like Tarzan. He don't even like you. By the way, I spoke to another student's parent today about y'all sending them letters at the last minute saying their kid wasn't going to graduate and guess what...I transferred the call to your stupid @ss! I hope she sues y'all!

lil_sunshine · #13 05-17-2006, 05:49 PM

Hey everyone. My nephew still does the things I mentioned previously, and the last time he spit on me, I popped his little azz in the mouth. Good thing he didn't cry, but he got angry and said in his lil angry voice, "Leemeealone." I was like, "Lil nucca please." But the next time he does any of that stuff, it's on and I'ma advise his momma to tear his little azz up before I get to him and do it myself.

On to the next person/people: to the Jewish people who continually park in our reserved parking spot- If you can't read, I'm sorry but you need to go back to school and take some literacy classes. The sign CLEARLY says, "RESERVED PARKING" for the company I work for, which means if you're going to the got-dayum supermarket, YOU CAN'T PARK THERE!!!!!!!!!!!! The parking is reserved for my boss, her partners and/or our customers! The next time your dumb azzes park there, you WILL be ticketed and towed away, you sorry azz bustaz!!!!!!!! Don't think that b/c you're Jewish you can get away with everything.

RESPECT THE DAYUM SIGN BINCHES!!!!!!!!

marquise1911 · #14 05-18-2006, 09:39 AM

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Originally posted by KAPPAtivating
If you don't get off my dudes jock! You over there swinging like Tarzan.

HAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

teena · #15 05-18-2006, 10:59 AM

Marquise....your new siggy is what they want.

To my extracurricular supervisor- I luv you like a play cousin. You gots one mo time to have me show up and you not need me and you not call me in advance. I AM A BUSY WOMAN. Please dont waste my time. The next time I will chop you in the throat.

To my house. PLEASE CLEAN YOUR SELF. I dont have have time to do it and I am sick of all these roaches sitting at the table when I go to sit down and have dinner. One even slapped me and told me to get up and do the laundry. Mr. Roach-You dont know me like that.