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04-16-2005, 02:06 PM
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This thread is the most hilarious thing I've seen today! It's wrong on so many levels, but I can't help but laugh my tail off.
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04-16-2005, 06:31 PM
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JC, name 5 GCers your Father will not let in the gate. I would like to know the reasons why also. Thanks!
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04-16-2005, 06:37 PM
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JC, what can I get my mom for Mother's Day?
Do you get Mary a present?
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04-16-2005, 06:57 PM
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Hey JC, do you know if he is going to show up at the Comm. Ave pub crawl tonight?
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07-12-2005, 12:37 AM
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Dear Jesus,
Will my future mother-in-law be afflicted with a disease that makes her leave us alone & become mute?
Will my car last me through December?
Will my little sister always be such an over-achiever that makes me look bad?
Will my former best friend go away?
Thank You!
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03-27-2007, 12:33 AM
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Since Jesus is not around anymore, I'll answer my own questions.
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Originally Posted by BetteDavisEyes
Dear Jesus,
Will my future mother-in-law be afflicted with a disease that makes her leave us alone & become mute?
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No so stop asking.
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Originally Posted by BetteDavisEyes
Will my car last me through December?
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It did until you crashed it in January.
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Originally Posted by BetteDavisEyes
Will my little sister always be such an over-achiever that makes me look bad?
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Yes so get over it.
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Originally Posted by BetteDavisEyes
Will my former best friend go away?
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How can she if you're on the phone with her right now?
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By the time a woman realizes her mother was right, she has a daughter who thinks she is wrong.
Last edited by BetteDavisEyes; 03-27-2007 at 12:35 AM.
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07-17-2005, 02:16 AM
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Are you there, Jesus? It's me, lake.
Hast Thou forsaken us?
Now that I've finally been led to Christ, I find that You are not here.
Is it true that when we feel You are far from us (like we do now), that You are actually very near? Is that what's going on?
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07-17-2005, 10:28 AM
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Jesus, we've all been calling for you and you are not answering! Have you forgotten about us GCers, or do you just not care anymore? I am losing my faith in you, Jesus 
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07-17-2005, 05:55 PM
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i think JC got banned to hell for making fun of Tom.
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07-17-2005, 06:42 PM
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"Prove to me that you're devine...turn my water into wine..."
"Prove to me that you're no fool...walk across my swimming pool..."
...Superstar
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07-19-2005, 07:56 AM
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i think JC got banned to hell for making fun of Tom.
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I don't think so - his earlier posts in this thread still say "member" not "banned".
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04-07-2006, 12:22 PM
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sorry to bump this, but i saw on the news.
jesus, did judas really betray you? they found documents recently.
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04-07-2006, 02:38 PM
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Sorry Isa if I hurt your feelings.
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LOL! Sorry this made me chuckle.
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05-31-2006, 05:18 PM
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l��k seems to think you sent them here. Is this so, Lord? Is it her, Lord? Did she heeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeear you calling in the night?
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05-31-2006, 06:24 PM
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Wow, the Bible is proven Right and Wrong Yearly.
Do not beat Your Breasts with Palm Fronds. Damn they hurt!
Also if You a have a large Bible and beat it against Your Noggin, OUCH!  
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