HC I couldn't stay away?

HC I bet it's easier to give up crack cocaine?
HC I gotta tell y'all?
HC I drove to Philly Monday?
HC it was last minute, sorors, don't hurt me!!!???
HC I was only there for about an hour?
HC ANYWAY?
HC I had to pick up a friend from BWI airport?
HC I almost had to cuss out the popo?
HC my friend recently got really sick?
HC I didn't know if he'd be able to walk or what?
HC you know you can't get out of your car at the airport?
HC I parked my car, turned it off, took the key out of the ignition, and got out of the car?
HC I was walking to my friend?
HC the BA Pig says, "Ma'am, if you take one more step, you're going to get a ticket?"
HC I just

at him?
HC I proceed to yell my friend's name?
HC the Pig then says, "Ma'am you need to return to your vehicle?"
HC I said, "I am not about to get in my car until I know that the person that I'm picking up is ok?"
HC he got red and

?
HC I got

too?
HC I don't give a you-know-what that you have a little tin badge on your shirt?

HC I see that my friend has a cane, so I go to see if he needs help?
HC the Pig reaches out his arm like he wants to touch me?
HC I yelled (lol), "DON'T TOUCH ME!!!??"
HC he was like, "Ma'am, you need..."
HC I can't STAND when people tell me what I NEED to do?
HC I interrupted him and said, "Do you see my friend? Do you see that he has a cane? Unless you are going to help him to the car, I'M NOT GETTING BACK INTO MY CAR?"
HC he ain't say nothin' else?
HC I CAN'T STAND COPS?

HC I HATE THEM I HATE THEM I HATE THEM?
HC they always tryin' to intimidate somebody?
HC anyway?
HC I ain't never driven to Philly before?
HC I ain't know about the tolls?
HC anyone who knows me knows that I am the BankCard Kid?
HC I never have cash?
HC I thought toll booths took credit cards?
HC they didn't?
HC my friend ain't have cash, either?
HC I had to pull across three lanes of traffic to park in between some orange cones?
HC I had to wait there to give a "pledge?"
HC we talkin' a $2.00 toll here?
HC before I pulled off, she took down my license plate?
HC I waited for TWENTY minutes?
HC nothing?
HC I got out of the car and waived my arms?
HC I could see them in the little building sitting, reclined back in the chair, talking and carryin' on?
HC I left?
HC didn't pay the toll?
HC I don't care that they have my plate number, either?
HC how long did they think I was gon' wait?
HC the fine is only $25.00 for a toll violation?
HC bill me, I don't care?
HC here's what I have to look forward to?
HC April 2nd-12th: Spring Break?
HC May 28th-31st: VEGAS!!!
HC June 18th: Last day of school (PRAISE HIM!!!)
HC June 26th: ETHIOPIA!!!!
HC when someone makes me mad, I'm going to respond with the closest date?
HC example?
HC you say some BS?
HC my response: *sigh* April 2nd?
HC that's my plan on making it 'til the end of the year?
HC thank you all that are sending prayers up for me?
HC my patience is thin lately?
HC I will snap on people?
HC I won't call nobody a wart on my @$$ or nothin'

but I will snap?
HC y'all have a good day!!!