HC I hung with my Sorors Allsmiles, Mela3 and Lovesupreme08 yesterday?
HC first we went to the NPHC picnic?
HC it was rainy?
HC I know people were talkin' about us?
HC we were TIPPING through the grass so as to not get our shoes nor toes muddy?
HC we went to the PICNIC trying to be cute in the first place?
HC I had to talk about us myself?
HC we LOOKED prissy?
HC I wish I hadn't even gone?
HC it was a small turn-out and it was boring?
HC nuff said on that point?
HC then we went to Friday's?
HC y'all don't need to know the details on all that?
HC you can just know that the sorors & guest had a nice time?
HC then we decided to go out?
HC we head on out, lookin' cute and stuh?
HC Y'ALL, everyone was dressed sort of conservative at the club?
HC Soror Lovesupreme08 said people looked like they were coming from a Mother's Board meeting?
HC it made me feel a little scantilly clad?
HC I was going to get my JAM on?
HC a sista was in a dancing mood?
HC I was also sick?
HC only a fool would go out when they are sick? *sigh*
HC I am such a dingbat sometimes?
HC anyway?
HC there was this other chick who made me feel a ton better?
HC she looked like a scraight skeezer?
HC we go to the bar to order our Martini's?
HC we get up there, and said skeezer starts talkin' to us?
HC random?
HC she tells us that 'this dude' told her she looked mothering?
HC wtf is that, anyway?
HC she THEN goes on to point to her chest and say, "What does that mean? Like I'm about to breast feed? Fool! These ain't real!! This is Victoria's Secret right here! THANK YOU VICTORIA SECRET!!?"
HC I hollered?
HC THEN her girl taps me?
HC random?
HC I always oblige the randoms?
HC she tells me that 'this same dude' clowned her, too?
HC she said that fags always hit on her (her words, not mine)?
HC then the dude says, "Maybe that's cuz you kinda look like a drag queen?"
HC I said (and probably shouldn't have, damn, can't control my mouth), "So he basically said you look like a man?"
HC she was like, "Basically?"
HC I was like, "Who IS this dude???"
HC they said the BARTENDER???
HC that made it all even funnier?
HC the bartender was so nice to us?
HC he complimented me on my hair (which was trippin, yeah, nappy heads have bad hair days, too)?
HC he told me I looked like Jill Scott?
HC sidebar?
HC I always have to look like Jill Scott or Angela Davis?
HC aren't there other people who have worn afros?
HC end of sidebar?
HC we go back and sit down with our drinks?
HC they were ON POINT?
HC I will definitely be going back for happy hour?
HC then we get out on the dance floor?
HC the mothering chick comes up to us?
HC she says, "It's cool, sistas. It's ok if these men don't want to talk to us cuz we educated!?"
HC there weren't that many men in there, anyway?
HC of the ones that were there, most of them were gay?
HC she goes on about her business?
HC THEN she comes back?
HC we were sitting down?
HC she starts GOING OFF?
HC she was like, "I'm sick of these men dating women and men on the downlow! MAKE A F---IN' DECISION!!! The last man I dated gave me Gonorrhea and Chlamydia!?"
HC me and Soror Allsmiles were like
?
HC then we HOLLERED?
HC Soror Allsmiles was like, "TMI, TMI, TMI!!!!!"
HC the drag queen lookin' chick (she really ain't look THAT much like a man) was ready to go at that point?
HC she went and got their jackets?
HC her girl ain't wanna leave?
HC she kept coming over to us saying, "MAKE A F---IN' DECISION!!??"
HC it was too funny?
HC I right after she told us about the diseases, I was like, Oh, this is DEFINITELY going on GC!!??
HC NOW, my simple @$$ has NO voice?
HC NONE?
HC I slept all day?
HC I felt worse than I did before I went out?
HC such a simpleton?
HC I'm mad at myself?
(How do you not know that?)
Jealous..
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