HC each year, I forget about this 'holiday?'
HC I'm wondering how you can un-do a holiday?
HC I wonder if enough people write to their congressmen, could we rid ourselves of this mess?
HC it really amazes me that we still celebrate (mail not running, banks closed) this bogus holiday?
HC Chris has already been busted out?
HC I learned in 10th grade that he was a loser?
HC his navigational skills sucked?
HC it is STILL taught that he discovered America?
HC that's still on the books???????????

HC we need to get rid of this holiday?
HC me and my sister had stuff to do today and can't do it b/c stuff is closed???

HC when the US mail doesn't run, couriers (AirBorne, FedEx, UPS) still work?
HC last week I realized some stuff was changing?
HC people have started calling me Miss <LastName>?
HC I tried to avoid that?
HC it's cool if you're a teacher?
HC I'm not a teacher?
HC Miss Monique is cool?
HC Miss <LastName> makes me feel old?
HC that's cool, because the DairyMart man made my day Friday?
HC he carded me for a tobacco product?
HC I had to go BACK to the car to get my ID?
HC when he looked at my bday, he said, "Girl, you look GOOD!"
HC I smiled?

HC after I thought about it, I didn't realize that I was at an age that I could look GOOD for my age?
HC I think that people are disillusioned when it comes to what's "old" and what's not?
HC I'm typing HCs while I drink my first cup of coffee?
HC my supervisors thought that I was overqualified for this position?
HC I am UNDERqualified for this?
HC I am NOT a wizard of Excel?
HC I am NOT a wizard of any type of database?
HC I am NOT an accountant?
HC I am figuring all this out as I go?
HC I am rebuilding some stuff I don't know anything about?
HC they are impressed?
HC I told them not to be until I'm finished?
HC everyday I'm calling one of my friends for help?
HC I know that they are tired of me?
HC that's cool, I'ma keep callin'? lol
HC I am in really good spirits today?
HC I hope that I can send some of my sunshine to each and every one of you?
HC I can't wait to see the Christmas Coca-cola commercial?
HC that was RANDOM?
HC all of these are random?
HC I can't believe the Browns are doing as well as they are?
HC GO CLEVELAND!!!!!!

HC I was

that CBS kept showing news on America Strikes Back, but had the game minimized?
HC they might as well have had the news on the whole screen, couldn't nobody see that game?
HC it was a GOOD game, too?
HC that ticks me off?
HC CBS be killin me with their idle chatter?
HC I'm just about done with my coffee?
HC I need to get started with my day?
HC I will check back in on yall momentarily?
HC I hope everyone has a FANTABULOUS day!!