Worst Pick-up Lines

[kt nupe]

You all's attitude sucks!

The reason many of the guys come at you with these crazy lines is because 80% of the time we are not serious. All we hear about is how "you can't find a man", but when a man approaches you, you get pleasure out of dissing him. The one thing I noticed in this thread is that you women take great pride in dissing guys. It's like a badge of honor for you. Even if a guy did approach you with a decent greeting you still diss him. This guy could be a potental husband. It is very very difficult to judge a guy on just one or two sentences. Here is a clue: If you want to find a man, open yourselves up to be approachable. If you walk around with a garbage attitude, you will attract garbage.

I dare anyone of you on this board to debate me on this issue. As a matter of fact you all will probably ignore this message and keep posting your "badge of honor" stories.

[Rain Man]

This isn't really a pick up line per se, but I think the story is funny nonetheless.

There was a woman who ran a newsstand and also sold snacks (potato chips, Hostess cakes, Little Debbies, etc.) in a building where one of my clients worked.

Anyhow, everytime I would pass by her newsstand, she would stop me and try to butter me up hoping I would take her out on a date. I would politely decline, saying that she was too good for me (Actually, I didn't find her very attractive and didn't think there was any real chemistry between us, but that's another story...)

So one morning when I passed her newsstand, she stopped me and offered to take me to dinner, her treat. I said, "Would you really do that for me?" She smiled and said, "Yes."

I then took a Slim Jim, a bag of potato chips, and a Dolly Madison carrot cake, said, "Thanks. Next time, my place. Holla." and I walked off. She never stopped me after that.

[bobbyearl93]

Originally posted by kt nupe
You all's attitude sucks!

The reason many of the guys come at you with these crazy lines is because 80% of the time we are not serious. All we hear about is how "you can't find a man", but when a man approaches you, you get pleasure out of dissing him. The one thing I noticed in this thread is that you women take great pride in dissing guys. It's like a badge of honor for you. Even if a guy did approach you with a decent greeting you still diss him. This guy could be a potental husband. It is very very difficult to judge a guy on just one or two sentences. Here is a clue: If you want to find a man, open yourselves up to be approachable. If you walk around with a garbage attitude, you will attract garbage.

I dare anyone of you on this board to debate me on this issue. As a matter of fact you all will probably ignore this message and keep posting your "badge of honor" stories.

I don't know which AKA, Delta, Sigma Gamma Rho, or Zeta hurt his feelings, but HE AIN'T OVER IT!

Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound,
Faster than a speeding train,
It's a bird,
It's a plane,

No, IT'S BITTER MAN!

[kt nupe]

Originally posted by bobbyearl93


I don't know which AKA, Delta, Sigma Gamma Rho, or Zeta hurt his feelings, but HE AIN'T OVER IT!

Able to leap tall buildings in a single bound,
Faster than a speeding train,
It's a bird,
It's a plane,

No, IT'S BITTER MAN!

IT'S BITTER MAN...........

NOT!!!!!

I'm happlily married to one of YOUR sorors! So before you make assumptions about me, I suggest you search inside yourself to see what makes YOU bitter.

Come on sista, debate me on the issue. I know you AKAs are smarter than that.

[1savvydiva]

Originally posted by kt nupe
IT'S BITTER MAN...........

NOT!!!!!

I'm happlily married to one of YOUR sorors! So before you make assumptions about me, I suggest you search inside yourself to see what makes YOU bitter.

Come on sista, debate me on the issue. I know you AKAs are smarter than that.

CTFU!!!

Well go 'head and debate the man Sista BobbyEarl!!!

[OrangeMoon]

Originally posted by 1savvydiva
CTFU!!!

Well go 'head and debate the man Sista BobbyEarl!!!

OMG LMAO

[bobbyearl93]

Originally posted by kt nupe
IT'S BITTER MAN...........

NOT!!!!!

I'm happlily married to one of YOUR sorors! So before you make assumptions about me, I suggest you search inside yourself to see what makes YOU bitter.

Come on sista, debate me on the issue. I know you AKAs are smarter than that.

Dayum...

Now, I know um pretty , but I didn't know I was pretty enough to be an AKA. I also didn't know that I had a soror. Learn something new everyday.

The last time I got it krunk up in here the moderator had to close the thread. So I will try to be good and keep all future jokes about another GC member out of the AKA forum as much as I possibly can.

However , since you corrected me, KT NUPE, let me correct you.

1. Bobby and Earl could typically be male names, therefore it is very likely that I am a DUDE! This implies that it would be extremely difficult for me to be an AKA.

2. I don't have a soror. Kappa Alpha Psi has NO sister sororities, at least they didn't have any when I crossed. However, it is painfully obvious that bad decisions may have been made after Spring 1993 on the part of my great fraternity.

3. If you are HAPPILY MARRIED, and NOT BITTER, why say crap like this:

You all's attitude sucks!

The reason many of the guys come at you with these crazy lines is because 80% of the time we are not serious. All we hear about is how "you can't find a man", but when a man approaches you, you get pleasure out of dissing him. The one thing I noticed in this thread is that you women take great pride in dissing guys. It's like a badge of honor for you. Even if a guy did approach you with a decent greeting you still diss him. This guy could be a potental husband. It is very very difficult to judge a guy on just one or two sentences. Here is a clue: If you want to find a man, open yourselves up to be approachable. If you walk around with a garbage attitude, you will attract garbage.

I dare anyone of you on this board to debate me on this issue. As a matter of fact you all will probably ignore this message and keep posting your "badge of honor" stories.

4. HAPPILY MARRIED and UNBITTER MEN don't really care about how women address bad pickup lines, because they have a woman. Also, HAPPILY MARRIED and UNBITTER MEN don't challenge women to debates on the issues of dissing guys for THE BADGE OF HONOR, UNLESS these HAPPILY MARRIED and UNBITTER MEN are not so HAPPY AND UNBITTER after all.

Now I am done debating, but I will leave you with these wise words from a great man by the name of HOVE:

BRING EM OUT BRING EM OUT, IT'S HARD TO YELL WHEN THE BARREL'S IN YOUR MOUTH!

[kt nupe]

Ah.... there you are.

Let's see:

bobbyearl93 you claim to be a "bruh".
However if you were really frat, why would you attack another bruh with that "BITTERMAN" ish? What, are you trying to show out for all the AKAs? If you were a real "bruh" you would understand my message about how the game goes down and know the dynamics of what men go through to meet women. Oops, maybe you don't! Maybe its "another" bad assumption on my part that since you are a Kappa then you know how to "creme".

Why did I responed to this thread: because it was a slow day at work and I didn't have ish better to do that day. And yes, HAPPILY MARRIED men would respond to this thread because we know what the "F" we are talking about when it comes to meeting and taking care of a woman. It would especially be relavent here becuase I'm taking care of a beautiful woman who most women on this board would identify with because she IS a soror.

Now, before I put your A$$ back "ON LINE", I suggest you keep all your rapper qotes and take the discussion over to the Kappa board. We wouldn't want the AKAs to view our dirty laundry.

Now would we?

[treblk]

Originally posted by kt nupe
Ah.... there you are.

Let's see:

bobbyearl93 you claim to be a "bruh".
However if you were really frat, why would you attack another bruh with that "BITTERMAN" ish? What, are you trying to show out for all the AKAs? If you were a real "bruh" you would understand my message about how the game goes down and know the dynamics of what men go through to meet women. Oops, maybe you don't! Maybe its "another" bad assumption on my part that since you are a Kappa then you know how to "creme".

Why did I responed to this thread: because it was a slow day at work and I didn't have ish better to do that day. And yes, HAPPILY MARRIED men would respond to this thread because we know what the "F" we are talking about when it comes to meeting and taking care of a woman. It would especially be relavent here becuase I'm taking care of a beautiful woman who most women on this board would identify with because she IS a soror.

Now, before I put your A$$ back "ON LINE", I suggest you keep all your rapper qotes and take the discussion over to the Kappa board. We wouldn't want the AKAs to view our dirty laundry.

Now would we?

I think the dirty laundry has been aired

[bobbyearl93]

Originally posted by kt nupe
Ah.... there you are.

Let's see:

bobbyearl93 you claim to be a "bruh".

First, I don't claim to be "A" bruh. I claim to be "THAT" bruh!

Second, just because I am a NUPE, doesn't mean I support LAME
comments by a LAME azz dude.

Third, before you put me on line, you might want to check to see
what BEING ON LINE means (you may need a 1993 Webster's).

But hey, this thread is supposed to be about Pickup Lines,
so you are right, we can take it to the Kappa room.

NOW GO PLAY SOMEWHERE.

[AKA2D '91]

I'd advise Kt Nupe to respond via PM, email or go to the Kappa forum to continue.

If you all aren't discussing "the worst pick-up lines", keep a steppin'...

[kt nupe]

Originally posted by AKA2D '91


I'd advise Kt Nupe to respond via PM, email or go to the Kappa forum to continue.

If you all aren't discussing "the worst pick-up lines", keep a steppin'...

Thanks mod.

End of discussion over here.

[abaici]

**directing my feet to the Kappa thread*

[1savvydiva]

Originally posted by abaici
**directing my feet to the Kappa thread*

Dear West Coast Homie,
Have I told you lately that I love you?

Signed,
Down South Homie




CTFU!!!

[starang21]

so..........anyhow...........i had this young chick start talking to me about working out and what not and commenting on how my arms and chest were looking. then she told me her age.....i don't go down that route.