Funniest Family.........

[tickledpink]

That made me think of this one:

Person 1 asks: "Gimme some..." (candy, or whatever it is that you have & they want some of it).

Person 2 replies: "Gimme gotcha now!"

Translation: No! Stop beggin' all the time.

[vanda]

My uncle loves to say " You can't hold water on your stomach" meaning you can't keep any secrets or " That's too much sugar for a dime" meaning you have told a story that is unbelievable or too much.

[serenity_24]

How about this:

1. Quicker than a cat can lick its tail
2. Broker than josotucky (joe's old turkey)
3. Keep yo pocketbook closed
4. Flyin' like a bat outta hell
5. You caint hold water in a bucket

[AKA2D '91]

You have diarrhea of the mouth... "you talk too dayum much"

LOL

[Eclipse]

I need to print these off 'cause I need to add some of these to my repertiore (sp?)!! Sometimes you gotta get skrait country wit folks!! LOL

[AKA2D '91]

While replying to a friend of mine, I thought about this one....

so and so ain't wrapped to tight!

Translation...that person is koo-koo, off their rocker, crazy, psycho...etc. etc.

[exquizit]

Originally posted by AKA2D '91:
While replying to a friend of mine, I thought about this one....

so and so ain't wrapped to tight!

Translation...that person is koo-koo, off their rocker, crazy, psycho...etc. etc.

Either that or....Their elevator doesn't go all the way up!
Saying gimmie to my sister would prompt the instant reply that"Gimmie got his neck broke messin' wit his kin folks"

[AKA_Monet]

Yeah, it's either the Elevator doesn't go to the top of his stairs...

Or, not all your oars are in the water... Just a little slow...

And if you start laughing at my dad, he'll say: HaHaHa--NUTHIN' , WhoWhoWho--NUTHIN', Teeheehee--NUTHIN!

Then, he'll say: I ain't studdin' you!!! Knucklehead! Ol' Scown...

[HeartbrAKA]

I know I'm way late but before I would go out wit my boyfriend,lol, my mom and grandmother would say "I ain't minin' no babies!"

Translation..we know you doin dirt but if you get pregnant we are NOT babysitting.
Or before they'd insult someone they would use the phrase"bless your heart"...bless her heart she ain't got no mo' sense than God gave a dead battery..lol

[lilbittyprettyone]

Some of y'all are just crazy! I just couldn't resist joining in!

"I ain't seen you in about a month o' sundays"

"Cold as a witche's tit outside"

"S#&t or get off the pot"

"He got as much hair as a bare headed yard dog."
(My grandmother's from North Carolina)

"Bald head as a tick"

"I'll knock your little rusty/dirty/ugly black a$$ in to East Jabip "
(Where's that????)

"Hungrier than a hostage"

"Ain't nothin out past midnight but the devil."

And of course, an old favorite: "He needs Jesus."

[loviest95]

"Don't pick no shade tree from me to sit under"

Translation: don't find me stuff to do..

(My friend's grandmother)--" I sit my table high- I sit my table low-- sit that table in the middle of the flo (floor) so I can eat some mo'"
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Person 1: So what?

Person 2: Chicken butt

Person 1: Turn it up and take a suck
------------------------------------------------- Saw wood and say nothing (my mom)

Translation : Keep your mouth closed and watch
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If you will lie--you will steal--- if you'll steal you'll kill (my greatgrandmother)
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There are many more but I have to teach my class now---

[skywalker20_99]

"I'll tan your hindparts" = I'll whup your butt

"Well, I declare"= My great-grandmother's way of showing surprise or excitement

"Too big for your britches" = you're too grown

[Ideal08]

Have y'all ever heard of the phrase 'fist-n-cuffs' to describe somebody getting into a fight?

[exquizit]

Yep!

Today my brat described a fight on the bus as."They got into a wrap I was like A what????

[Sugar_N_Spice]

Things my fam says:

"Gimme got shot!" (When you ask them for something)

"Keep talking! You gon be pickin up yo face/nose/mouth/ off da floor!!! I have also been told:
"Keep talking! Imma shove this size 9 up yo azz!!!

"If you wanna eat like an animal put your plate on the floor!" (when one of us was eating our food too fast)...also said:
"You eat like the food is bout to jump off yo plate!"

"Well ain't that 'bout a bucket of chicken!" (Equivalent to "Well I'll be D#%@$d!!")

"Save yo teeth now so they can save you later." (When we were eating too many sweets)...

More to come later...