GC Soap Opera: The Good, The Ghetto, The GC

[OneOneTwo]

Originally posted by OneOneTwo
OneOneTwo makes his way into another residence hall...

"Time for me to pay RedefinedDiva a visit... and make her day!"

OneOneTwo laughs to himself as he runs up the stairs and begins to put his plan to work. He jogs to RedefinedDiva's dorm and he follows her into the room as she is opening the door.

"Aahh!" RedefinedDiva screams as she feels OneOneTwo grab her from behind and slam the door.

RedefindedDiva struggles to get herself freem but she cannot break free from OneOneTwo's grip. OneOneTwo walks RedefinedDiva to her side of the room and lays her on the bed and he gets on top of her. He takes his hand from her mouth, where she tries to bite him and she misses.

"Why you screaming girl! You don't recognize me?" OneOneTwo yells in her ear.

"Oh my God, tell me this is a joke!" RedefinedDiva yells, "Whoever it is get the hell off of me right now! This htis ain't funny!"

"It's me baby, and I'm back to take my spot, next to you." OneOneTwo nibbles on her neck and then he gets off the bed. RedefinedDiva takes a look at OneOneTwo and shakes her head.

"You bastard, I thought you were dead."

"I thought I was too, but lets just say I had a resurrection."

"Where have you been all this time?" RedefinedDiva yells as she slaps OneOneTwo, "You have no idea how hard I cried because I thought you were dead."

"You have no idea what it is like to deal with a crazy ass girl like Gyrl7. Breaking up with her took longer than I thought. She just wouldn't take no for an answer."

"So that's what you were arguing about?"

"Yeah. Look RedefindDiva, I know I have been MIA for a minute, but everyday I was gone, I was only thinking of you. You have no idea just how bad I wanted to come back to GC and to spend nights with you. There are so many girls that I could have smashed while I was away from you, but I couldn't. I want you, only you."

"Look One..."

Before RedefinedDiva could finish her sentence, OneOneTwo kisses her and they fall on her bed and become one.

OneOneTwo wakes up from the bed with pellet sized beads racing down his face. The bed is drenched with sweat and the look on his face was one of fear.

"Are you okay?" RedefinedDiva asked as she too was disturbed from her sleep.

"I'm cool," OneOneTwo says getting up and putting on his clothes. "I got to get out of here."

"What?!" RedefinedDiva yelled as she was started getting her things together.

"I can't say here, not now! Look," OneOneTwo pulls out a sheet of paper and puts his cellphone number on it, "if you want to get in contact with me, this is my..."

Before OneOneTwo could finish, RedefinedDiva snatches the paper from him and tears it up.

"I don't play that shit! If you leave, don't come back. I'm not going to have you coming into and out of my life like I am your chick on hold. If you want to be with me, really with me, then I am going to need for you to be more stable. Take me to the movies and hang out with me and my girls every now and then."

"But Redefined listen..."

"No... GET OUT! I am through with you!"

OneOneTwo finishes putting on clothes and he walks out of the door. As he runs down the hall, he bumps into somebody, almost runing them over. Instead of the person falling down, they grab his neck and slam him into the wall.

"Didn't I tell you to lay low!" Stephano gritted his words sternly through an almost closed mouth, "follow me!"

Stephano let OneOneTwo go and he is gasping for air, and rubbing his throat... trying to breathe.

[OneOneTwo]

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
Afrochic, Sugar_N_Spice, and SevenOhTwo stand in a circle amazed that NoworNever passed out. As they stood there watching, SevenOhTwo's sister EightOhEight came up to hug her brother. She looked down at NoworNever.


808: Ain't one of yall gonna help her up? What happened to her?

702: Man, I don't know, Baby Sis. She looked at me and just passed out. You know that NO WOMAN can resist the ICE COLD magnetism of an ALPHA man.

808: You have been an Alpha man for like 7 minutes and now you wanna talk mad junk. Before you were an Alpha man, you could not buy a date.

702: You think so?

808: I know so. You have been sweating Gina1201 for 2 1/2 years. I don't see her up here now sweating you.

702: Man, I don't know where Gina was. I was really hoping she would have been here tonight. I have been writing her poetry once a week for the past two years.

Afrochic: You have got to be kidding me. You are WHIPPED.

702: Man soon I am going to get my chance to whip it on GINA. That SWEET SEXY THAAAAAAAANG GINA.

While they stood there talking, NoworNever lay there faking her fainting to gather this info on 702. She decided it was time to "wake up." She tentatively sat up, "Where. where am I?"

Afrochic: Girl you fell the hell out.

NorN: Afrochic don't try to clown with that lopsided afro of yours. **singing** You need to pick yo afro Daddyyyyyyyy cuz it's flat on one side.

The group laughed as they helped NoworNever up off of the ground.

NorN: I am headed back to the dorm. I have stuff to do.

S_N_S: But there is a party up at the center in an hour.

NorN: I said I have stuff to do. I will try to roll through later.

S_N_S: What are you going to be doing? Or is it WHO?

NorN: Mind yo business. I have . . . .

NoworNever is singing to herself in the shower, "NoworNever's got a man, at home... and he's so good to me."

NoworNever dries off and walks into her room. She drops the towel and looks at herself in the mirror. She turns on the radio and starts singing the song that happens to be on the air.

"Isn't she loooovvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeelllllly! Isn't she wonderful..."

NoworNever gets dressed and as she is fixing her hair the phone rings.

"Hey NoworNever," a masculine voice is heard on the other end.

"Duh, I'm the only one who lives here."

"I just wanted to see if we were still on for tonight?"

"Of course, are you still picking me up?"

"I'm closer than you think, I'll see you in a minute."

NoworNever hangs up the phone and she finishes getting herself together.

"To the movies, to the park, I'll have you home, before it's dark..."

I hope that man gets well NoworNever thinks to herself as three knocks are heard from her door, [i]music will never be the same without himt.

NoworNever goes to the door and looks out the peephole, she smiles, then she opens the door to see LegacyPBS waiting on the other side of the door.

[OneOneTwo]

Originally posted by ladygreek
Lady Greek hangs up the phone after talking to the executive director at Delta headquarters.

Just as I thought she thinks to herself, there is no record of an Alice Chaucey nor Alice DuBois on file. And to think she has been perping so hard that she is president of the Jamaica Alumnae Chapter. I've got to call BigSisterShaft and tell her this news.

Just as she is about to pick up the phone it rings.

Lady Greek here

Hey Lady, I just left your perping line sister 411 laughs she said to tell you hey and that you should come down and visit her.

Ain't that a trip. She has lied so hard and for so long that she probably believes it herself. Well, you know what? I think BigSisterShaft and I just might do that. I have a lot of vacation time coming and a trip away from this cold just might be what the doctored ordered. Tell you what, don't tell her we are coming, let's make it a surprise. Can you book a hotel for us?

Girl, you don't need a hotel, you can stay with me. I've got two spare bedrooms.

Wow, I knew you were doing well but I didn't know things were that good. Okay let me call BSShaft and then I'll let you know when we're coming.

Great, I can't wait to bust this woman out, oh and of course it will be great to see you, too. 411 chuckles

I hear ya, okay ttyl. Delta love.

Delta love to you, too. Bye.

As she dials the phone to call BSShaft, LadyGreek contemplates how they are going to not only expose Alice for the perp that she is, but also pay her back for what she did to BSS and Doggy all those years ago. Damn she thinks revenge really is sweet

Big Sister Shaft calls her husband, Doggystyle at work.

"Hey baby girl," Doggystyle states as he answers the phone, "what are you up to?"

"Why do I have to be up to something?"

"Because the only time you call me at work is when you are up to something."

"If you don't be quiet. Anyway, I am going to Jamaica with LadyGreek tomorrow, something has come up with the chapter down there and I need to pay them a visit."

"You can't haze them girls from up here?"

"Shut up!"

"I'm just playing. Dang... look, how long do you plan on handling some business and can I go with you."

"Well, I don't know, a week or two... you don't need to come with me or else I won't get any work done."

Doggystyle and Big Sister Shaft share a laugh.

"Seriously though," Big Sister Shaft says getting back into the seriousness of her conversation, "I will be taking a little trip down there and I will call you when I get there okay?"

"Alright, take care."

"Take care,"

Doggystyle hangs up the phone and he calls Nupe4Life.

"Sup man, I was just calling to let you know that I can help you with your rehersal for the play you are working on. Just stop the house and bring some cards so we can play spades with the fellas this weekend."

[OneOneTwo]

Originally posted by OneOneTwo
Steeltrap is trying to remember who gave Ideal08 the cup of water.

"You didn't recognize her 1savvydiva?"

"Never seen her before a day in my life."

Ideal08 is knocked out in the backseat of Steeltrap's Pink Cadillac. 1savvydiva and Steeltrap get in the car and they decide to go back to the hospital, to see if they can run into the mysterious Female Doctor one more time.

Ideal08, Steeltrap and 1savvydiva arrive back at GC General Hospital where they go on the search to find the mysterious Female Doctor.

"Look, let's split up, 1savvydiva, you take the north side, Steeltrap, you take the west wing and I'll go toward the east."

The three ladies follow their plan and Ideal08 starts looking into rooms and the more she looks, the more familiar the nurse becomes to her.

When I see that chick, she says remembering the very short, sweet older lady, I'm going to forget that she is my elder.

After twenty minutes, Ideal08 notices a short nurse with curls in her hair and she begins to follow her.

[OneOneTwo]

Originally posted by OneOneTwo
OneOneTwo wakes up from the bed with pellet sized beads racing down his face. The bed is drenched with sweat and the look on his face was one of fear.

"Are you okay?" RedefinedDiva asked as she too was disturbed from her sleep.

"I'm cool," OneOneTwo says getting up and putting on his clothes. "I got to get out of here."

"What?!" RedefinedDiva yelled as she was started getting her things together.

"I can't say here, not now! Look," OneOneTwo pulls out a sheet of paper and puts his cellphone number on it, "if you want to get in contact with me, this is my..."

Before OneOneTwo could finish, RedefinedDiva snatches the paper from him and tears it up.

"I don't play that shit! If you leave, don't come back. I'm not going to have you coming into and out of my life like I am your chick on hold. If you want to be with me, really with me, then I am going to need for you to be more stable. Take me to the movies and hang out with me and my girls every now and then."

"But Redefined listen..."

"No... GET OUT! I am through with you!"

OneOneTwo finishes putting on clothes and he walks out of the door. As he runs down the hall, he bumps into somebody, almost runing them over. Instead of the person falling down, they grab his neck and slam him into the wall.

"Didn't I tell you to lay low!" Stephano gritted his words sternly through an almost closed mouth, "follow me!"

Stephano let OneOneTwo go and he is gasping for air, and rubbing his throat... trying to breathe.

"What part of lay low and don't be seen did you not understand?! Don't you remember, you are supposed to be dead!"

"I am," OneOneTwo yelled back, "I was doing fine too you ------ther----- until you decided to grab my neck!"

"You were doing fine, well guess what? Gyrl7 knows you are alive now and so does your Aunt AKA2D'91. Which one do you think is going to tell your mom first."

"I'm not worried about either of them telling my mom."

"You ought to be more scared of your mom then you are of me."

"Trust me, I am," OneOneTwo said getting into his ride, "that's why I'm sending that chick to Jamaica."

"How are you sending her to Jamaica?"

"Let's just say I found her old friend, Alice..."

"Dog, I don't even want to know the story behind that one. All I know is that I better not see you in public again. Now take me home, I got some other business I need to attend to."

OneOneTwo drives off from the University to Stephano's hideaway. As they drive down the road, they drive past Ladea, who is on her search for Stephano.

[ladygreek]

Originally posted by OneOneTwo
Big Sister Shaft calls her husband, Doggystyle at work.

"Hey baby girl," Doggystyle states as he answers the phone, "what are you up to?"

"Why do I have to be up to something?"

"Because the only time you call me at work is when you are up to something."

"If you don't be quiet. Anyway, I am going to Jamaica with LadyGreek tomorrow, something has come up with the chapter down there and I need to pay them a visit."

"You can't haze them girls from up here?"

"Shut up!"

"I'm just playing. Dang... look, how long do you plan on handling some business and can I go with you."

"Well, I don't know, a week or two... you don't need to come with me or else I won't get any work done."

Doggystyle and Big Sister Shaft share a laugh.

"Seriously though," Big Sister Shaft says getting back into the seriousness of her conversation, "I will be taking a little trip down there and I will call you when I get there okay?"

"Alright, take care."

"Take care,"

Doggystyle hangs up the phone and he calls Nupe4Life.

"Sup man, I was just calling to let you know that I can help you with your rehersal for the play you are working on. Just stop the house and bring some cards so we can play spades with the fellas this weekend."

BigSisterShaft calls LadyGreek Hey soror, everything is cool with Doggy so we can take off first thing in the morning.

That's good. You didn't tell him who we were going to see, did you?

Hell naw, but he did want to come with. I played him off, but if Miss WannabeAPerp acts ugly, I might have him come down anyway.

That's cool. You know I was thinking. Alice's homegirls are Ideal08 and CrimsonTide4. I'm going to call them tonight and see if they have any interesting info on her.

Good idea. And now that I think about it, Sorors 12dn94dst and vgcdelta lived on the same floor with her in the dorm. I think I'll give them a call, too. What time is our flight?

10:00am which means we need to get to the airport by 8:00am. This new security is tough and I don't want to take any chances.
Remember not to put anything in your carryon that could be considered a weapon.

Hmph, I won't need any weapons to take Alice down. BSS laughs.

Okay, let me give our Soror and Sister Soror a call. I'll see you at the airport tomorrow. Meanwhile make your man happy tonight so he won't have an attitude when you leave in the morning.

Oh don't worry, Bruh Man is NOT going to have an attitude--believe me.

They both laugh as they hang up their phones.

[ladygreek]

LadyGreek and BigSisterShaft settle into their seats on the plane with major attitudes.

Dayum Lady, can you believe they did the extra search on both of us and our luggage.

I know, I almost let the St. Louis in me come out, but I figured that would make it worse. At least we are on here. Now let's decide on our plan of action.

Did you talk to CT4 or Ideal08 last night asked BSS

Yeah, I talked to both of them, but neither one of them had heard anything about Alice except that she was living in Jamaica. But they were both surprised to hear that she was claiming to be a Delta.

Hmph Lady, not as surprised as she is going to be when we show up in her face. The 411 said their meeting was tomorrow night--right?

Yes, it is at 7:00pm. I think we should wait to show up at about 8:00. That way she will be right in the middle of it when we walk in.

That's cool. Well let's draw up this plan and then I need to get some sleep before we land. Doggy tried his best to keep me from catching this plane.

LadyGreek ^5s BSS and they begin to write down their agenda.

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
The man stood on the sidewalk across the street from the library. He had been waiting hours for her to come out. He longed to see her again and touch her and caress her ebony skin. He had wanted to write her or call or at least e-mail, but he had been scared. He had hurt her and hurting her had hurt him. He had never meant to hurt her. He had loved her for years.

Waiting was not his thing, but for her he would wait the rest of his life. He had learned perseverance. He believed that she was worth waiting for.

As he stood waiting, he saw people he recognized but thanks to his clever disguise no one recognized him. He had missed this place. The University of GC had been good to him. It had introduced him to so many wonderful things and ideas and people. The most special had been her. He had been around the world and seen hundreds of beautiful women but no one had captured his heart like SHE had. She had stimulated him in so many different ways. He had laid in bed many a nights dreaming of her -- her scent, her voice, her smell, her beauty, her touch, and her laugh.

There she was. She had finally emerged and he wanted to do a dance at the sight of her. He wanted to run across the street and pick her up and kiss her with all of the pent up passion that he had supressed these past two years. He had to make sure the timing was perfect though when he chose to reveal himself to her.

But WAIT, who was that walking with her with his arm around her! It was his former roommate, RAIN MAN!! How dare he take his beloved! What made her get with him? How could Kelli do this to him?

He had to get closer to the two of them so he could find out the depth of this relationship. . .

Who is back to claim Kelli as his own? What made Kelli get with Rain Man? Tune in the next time I feel like finishing this story line.

CrimsonTide4 was driving up the street in her Jaguar (it's a soap opera and I REFUSE to be poor) bobbing her head to In Da Club headed back to her four bedroom house. She was approaching the corner of AKA Ave. and Delta Blvd. when all of a sudden a person jumped in front of her car, she slammed on the brakes but was too late. She had hit someone.

She got out of her car and was PISSED at the damage to the hood of her JAG. She walked to the front of her car and saw a man lying on the ground, slightly bleeding. She went back to her car and grabbed her cell phone. As she was about to dial 911, she heard, "WAIT! I'm Okay, CT4!"

CT4 ran around to the front of her car and looked down at the man who was leaning up against her car. He had a hat on and it was pulled down over most of his face. All she could tell was that he was tall and a rich color brown with big hands and big feet.

"Can I help you up? Are you sure that you are okay?"
"Yeah, girl, help yo brotha up!"
"I'm sorry, but how do we know each other?"
"Help me up and it will come back to you!"
"Dude, you a pretty big boy and I done lost weight so I don't know."
"First, you hit me with your car and now you won't help me up?"
"Negro, you JAYWALKED!!!"
"You never could drive!"
"Da hell?!?!!? Da last person who clowned me on my driving was. . . "
"Ta daaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! Baby, I'm back!!!" Mystery man/car accident victim took his hat off with a flourish and smiled up at CT4.
"AAAAAAAAAAH!!! Here, let me help you up so I can hug you and then kick the CHIT out of you for leaving my girl!!"

CT4 helped up her long lost friend. True to her word, she hugged him and then kicked him straight in his knee cap. He laughed at her. She stuck her tongue out at him.

"Hey, can I crash at your spot for a couple of days til I figure out what I am going to do about Kelli."

"You know you are more than welcome to come over, but Kelli and her new man is supposed to come over tonight for dinner!"

"I saw her earlier with Rain Man at the library. I damn near went into cardiac arrest."

"Serves you right for walking out on my girl after you proposed. It was 2 weeks before your wedding. You just up and dipped on my girl like that."

"But CT4, I have only been gone for two years!"

"Yeah and I had to watch my girl cry for damn near 600 days, but on day 601 RAIN MAN started looking good to her and 129 days later they are riding the Love Train."

"I gotta get her back, but how??"

"You my boy for life. I introduced you two. I will help you get her back. Hell, Rain Man makes my head ache."

"I want her back and this time I am never letting her go!!"

"Come on, let me get you to the house before her and Rain Man roll up in the crib. But if you FUNK it up this time, you are azzzzzzzz out!! PADNA!!"



Will CT4 get the lovebirds back together? Who is the mystery man? What will Kelli think to see him again? Is it really true what they say about menses with big hands and big feets??!?!?!!?

[CrimsonTide4]

HoneyKiss walked into the club already gyrating her hips to the beat of B2K's BUMP BUMP BUMP. Her girlfriends had called her up tonight determined to get her out of the house. She had been laying on the couch snoozing and watching Thin Line Between Love and Hate for the hundredth time when TNXBUTTERFLY had called her.


**flashback**
*phone rings*

HK (sleep in her voice): Hello.
TNXBUTTERFLY: Wake yo punk boooooooty up!! Girl it is a FRIDAY NIGHT!! Get offa da couch and get dressed!! We are going out!
HK: Going out? For what?
MzSportsLuva(crunk voice): To tear da club up!!
HK: MzSportsLuva, I am toooooo tired.
MzSportsLuva: Well get you some Mountain Dew or something. Turn on your SHAKE WHAT YO MAMA GAVE YOU CD and get dressed.
Gina1201: We will be there in one hour. Don't put on work clothes. PUT on FEMALE MACK CLOTHES. Put on "Yo man is looking at me" gear.
TNX: Don't forget to brush your teeth!!

***return to the present**

The ladies headed over to the bar to get their poison.
HK: Water please!!
MzSportsLuva: Bartender, keep your water and bring 2 pink panties.
Gina: Make that 3
TNX: Heck, make that 4.

The bartender, a male model moonlighting as a bartender, was glad to see some women who actually looked like women in the place. He was checking out HoneyKiss and wishing he could dance with her.

HoneyKiss peeped the bartender peeping at her and giggled. She began to enjoy herself even more. She was going to dance til she hurt herself or somebody up in the club tonight.

GC on the Lake was full tonight with almost everybody from GC. HoneyKiss spotted LibraSoul dancing with a tall looking brotha mighty close. The DJ began to play "Percolator" and HoneyKiss spied TooCute on the dance floor trying to learn how to do it after all of this time. HoneyKiss was doing her best suppressing her laughter at the sight of TooCute dancing. TooCute still liked to do the prep and the robot.

HoneyKiss was sipping on her drink contentedly when a man appeared behind her. She could feel his body heat from behind. Startled, she turned around. She looked into the most beautiful gray eyes that she had ever seen. They spoke using only their eyes and then headed to the dance floor.

HoneyKiss and Gray Eyes danced for the next two hours without taking a break or even talking. They had a good chemistry that made others stare at them. HoneyKiss was intrigued by this man of mystery who was FINE. She wanted to call Dr. DeltaQTE to tell her to put him in her "CAUSE YOU'RE MY BLACK BROTHA" book, but she could not tear herself away from him.

They were still dancing when Gray Eyes' phone rang. He answered it and said, "I'm on my way." He touched HoneyKiss on her waist. He bent over and kissed her on her mouth. She swooned. He turned and walked off the dance floor and out of the club.

HoneyKiss stood in the middle of the dance floor, not seeing anyone or hearing anything. She stared at the door that Mr. Gray Eyes had walked out of. She began to move to the door after him. She walked out of the door. She began to run, calling "MR. Gray Eyes!! Mr. Gray Eyes!!" She was so caught up in looking for him that she did not realize how badly it was raining outside. Her girls had followed her outside and encircled her with hugs as she stood in the rain crying.


Who is Mr. Gray Eyes? Where did he come from? Where did he leave and go? Will he come back for HoneyKiss? Will they ever see each other again? Does he have big hands and big feet?

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
CrimsonTide4 was driving up the street in her Jaguar (it's a soap opera and I REFUSE to be poor) bobbing her head to In Da Club headed back to her four bedroom house. She was approaching the corner of AKA Ave. and Delta Blvd. when all of a sudden a person jumped in front of her car, she slammed on the brakes but was too late. She had hit someone.

She got out of her car and was PISSED at the damage to the hood of her JAG. She walked to the front of her car and saw a man lying on the ground, slightly bleeding. She went back to her car and grabbed her cell phone. As she was about to dial 911, she heard, "WAIT! I'm Okay, CT4!"

CT4 ran around to the front of her car and looked down at the man who was leaning up against her car. He had a hat on and it was pulled down over most of his face. All she could tell was that he was tall and a rich color brown with big hands and big feet.

"Can I help you up? Are you sure that you are okay?"
"Yeah, girl, help yo brotha up!"
"I'm sorry, but how do we know each other?"
"Help me up and it will come back to you!"
"Dude, you a pretty big boy and I done lost weight so I don't know."
"First, you hit me with your car and now you won't help me up?"
"Negro, you JAYWALKED!!!"
"You never could drive!"
"Da hell?!?!!? Da last person who clowned me on my driving was. . . "
"Ta daaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!! Baby, I'm back!!!" Mystery man/car accident victim took his hat off with a flourish and smiled up at CT4.
"AAAAAAAAAAH!!! Here, let me help you up so I can hug you and then kick the CHIT out of you for leaving my girl!!"

CT4 helped up her long lost friend. True to her word, she hugged him and then kicked him straight in his knee cap. He laughed at her. She stuck her tongue out at him.

"Hey, can I crash at your spot for a couple of days til I figure out what I am going to do about Kelli."

"You know you are more than welcome to come over, but Kelli and her new man is supposed to come over tonight for dinner!"

"I saw her earlier with Rain Man at the library. I damn near went into cardiac arrest."

"Serves you right for walking out on my girl after you proposed. It was 2 weeks before your wedding. You just up and dipped on my girl like that."

"But CT4, I have only been gone for two years!"

"Yeah and I had to watch my girl cry for damn near 600 days, but on day 601 RAIN MAN started looking good to her and 129 days later they are riding the Love Train."

"I gotta get her back, but how??"

"You my boy for life. I introduced you two. I will help you get her back. Hell, Rain Man makes my head ache."

"I want her back and this time I am never letting her go!!"

"Come on, let me get you to the house before her and Rain Man roll up in the crib. But if you FUNK it up this time, you are azzzzzzzz out!! PADNA!!"



Will CT4 get the lovebirds back together? Who is the mystery man? What will Kelli think to see him again? Is it really true what they say about menses with big hands and big feets??!?!?!!?

CT4 pulled up to her 4 bedroom house with Mystery Man in awe.

MM: Gul, when did you get this? Last I remembered you had graduated from college and ate PB&J for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.

CT4: Just like Black folks, you don't READ. I wrote a book and it BLEW UUUUUUUUP. I stayed in GC because it was home. I am working on my second book now.

MM: So what has Kelli been up to?

CT4: Well in between crying over your DISAPPEARING ACT, she got her masters in something with computers. Now she is CIO @ GC General Hospital. She is having her house built and from what I can tell, RAIN MAN is close to proposing to her. Oh and we both advise the GC chapter of DST.

MM: It will be a frosty day in hell with icicles and snow before KELLI marries Rain Man.

CT4: So what you gonna do about it, bruh?

MM: Imma remind her of her love for me.

CT4: How?

MM: I don't know.

CT4: Well you betta hurry up!

The doorbell rings and CT4 runs to answer it where she sees Kelli waiting on the doorstep with Rain Man. She hugs Kelli, but ignores Rain Man. She cannot wait until MM makes his appearance.

Kelli: Hey girl, is dinner ready?

CT4: No, I umm was occupied. I hit a man today and my mind was on that.

RM: Did you kill him?

CT4: No this was a big man with big hands and feets, he bounced right up.

Kelli: Was he cute girl?

CT4: Slap yo mama fine!!

Kelli: Did you get his number?

CT4: Nope. He told me his heart already belonged to a good woman. He said she was the only woman he had ever loved.

Kelli: DAyum. For real?

CT4: Yeah, he showed me like 6 pics of her and him in his wallet. You could hear the love for her in his voice.

Kelli (replied dreamily): Must be nice.

RM: I have a pic of you in my wallet.

Kelli: Uh huh. That's nice. . .

Kelli's mind was on HIM. DAMMIT!! She had not thought of him in a week and for some reason all day today she had not been able to shake him from her thoughts. Kelli looked over at Rain Man and sighed. He was such a poor second choice. She had to get rid of him soon. He had feelings that she didn't.

[OneOneTwo]

Alice is laying in the bed. Her wrists are tied to the bed post, her eyes are blindfolded and she feels dirty. She has lost count on the number of days she has been in the bed, but she hasn’t forgotten how many “men” have attempted to defile her flower.

“OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-OOOP!” Ann, her evil twin sister practices in the mirror while throwing up the sign. Ann turns the side and practices raising her hand and doing the call real loud. “OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-OOOP!”

“I hope they find out you’re a perp! First you steal my identity, then you bring up stuff in the past to ruin my life. Why Ann? Why?”

“Cause,” Ann says in a southern twang, “when you got a man like Stephano who has big hands and big feet you’re liable to do anything.”

“Even betray your own sister.”

“Girl don’t worry, when all this is over, I’ll break you off a little sumptin’ sumptin’. I can pull this off, I just need a little practice.” Ann practices raising the sign and the call, getting worse and worse by the minute instead of getting better, “hmmp. Need a little more harmony.”

“But do you know what you are doing? Perping Delta Sigma Theta is serious. All them members they have, that’s why I quit doing it. You never know who you are going to run into. Be my luck someone from GCU be in Jamaica next week and they kick your ass thinking its me.”

“I wish them broads would put their hands on me and try to tear off my ‘nalia. All this money I spent on T-Shirts and Pins and Figurines, hsit, I should have saved the receipt so I could get a tax return.”

“They are going to get you!”

“And what are you going to about it? That’s what I thought! Alex.”

This big burly man comes into the room and lays beside Alice.

“Now remember my instructions,” Ann whispers in his ear, “you are just supposed to scare her, not hurt her.”

Alex nods his head up and down, as Ann throws up the sign and call and walks out the door.

[OneOneTwo]

Originally posted by OneOneTwo
NoworNever is singing to herself in the shower, "NoworNever's got a man, at home... and he's so good to me."

NoworNever dries off and walks into her room. She drops the towel and looks at herself in the mirror. She turns on the radio and starts singing the song that happens to be on the air.

"Isn't she loooovvvvvvvvvveeeeeeeeeeeelllllly! Isn't she wonderful..."

NoworNever gets dressed and as she is fixing her hair the phone rings.

"Hey NoworNever," a masculine voice is heard on the other end.

"Duh, I'm the only one who lives here."

"I just wanted to see if we were still on for tonight?"

"Of course, are you still picking me up?"

"I'm closer than you think, I'll see you in a minute."

NoworNever hangs up the phone and she finishes getting herself together.

"To the movies, to the park, I'll have you home, before it's dark..."

I hope that man gets well NoworNever thinks to herself as three knocks are heard from her door, [i]music will never be the same without himt.

NoworNever goes to the door and looks out the peephole, she smiles, then she opens the door to see LegacyPBS waiting on the other side of the door.

"Sup NoworNever," LegacyPBS says as she opens the door, "where would you like to go this evening?"

"Where do you want to take me?"

"I was hoping we could watch some movies and eat some popcorn and spend some time together... just the two of us."

"Boy, I don't have no popcorn, I thought you were going to take me to McDonalds."

"I'm tired of taking you to McDonalds, besides, I'm a Burger King man myself."

"You got that right, you are a Burger King."

They share a laugh as LegacyPBS steps in the door. As she closes, she sees Afro-Chic and SugarNSpice creeping at the door. NoworNever opens the door and steps out.

"Now that your nosey asses have seen my man, can you please leave us alone so we can have some privacy."

"Alright," SugarNSpice yells.

"Whoo-hoo. Go ahead with your Ronald McDonald man. Big hands and big feet it is."

SugarNSpice and Afro-Chic clap hands and run off before NoworNever can think to chase them. She shakes her head and goes back inside to entertain her guest.

"Now where was I... what kind of movies do you got."

[OneOneTwo]

Originally posted by OneOneTwo
The doctors are working with several people who have health issues and making sure they are attended to. MeezDiscreet takes out her cellphone and tries to get in touch with her sister.

“Hello,” NinjaPoodle answers when she picks up the phone.

“Are you alright?” MeezDiscreet almost yells into the phone.

“Girl I’m fine, I’m trying to take care of this dialysis patient. I am going to have to talk to you later okay.”

“Cool, I will talk to you when you get to the house.”

“Remember where my key is at.”

“I know.”

MeezDiscreet hangs up her phone and she walks around the hospital, as she is walking to her car, she bumps into a familiar face.

“Long time no see, how are you doing?” Dr. Spinxpoet asks, whipping his brow with the arm of his lab coat.

“Dr. Spinxpoet?”

“Yeah, girl, this is where they put me after I finished my residency. I wanted to go to Howard so bad, but you know how that is.”

“Well I am glad you are here. Look, I am going to have to catch you later okay, I see you have a lot of work to do.”

“Are you going to be staying at NinjaPoodle’s? I can stop by later on if you would like?”

“No, I got to meet LadyGreek at the Univesity. She and I have a lot of catching up to do and I want to hook up with RedefinedDiva before I leave tomorrow.”

“Alright.”

“Well it’s good talking to you.”

Dr. Spinxpoet and MeezDiscreet hug and they go about their separate ways. Dr. Spinxpoet watches her get in her car and speed off.

“Damn, I should have told her I still love her when I had the chance.

Dr. Spinxpoet clocks out and he walks to his car. He is humming the new tune by Luther Vandross. A tear catches his eye.

"I wish my father were here,"

Dr. Spinxpoet gets in the car and turns on the radio to WDST and hears Patti LaBelle singing about somewhere over the rainbow. He goes to back out and he notices a car blocking him. He hunks the horn and the car still doesn't budge."

"What the..." Dr. Spinxpoet gets out and he walks to the driver side of the car.

"Sup Spinx..." OneOneTwo rolls down the window, "come on in, we got a lot to talk about."

The back door opens and a man motions for "Dr."Spinxpoet to step in.

"hist!"

[ladygreek]

Originally posted by ladygreek
LadyGreek and BigSisterShaft settle into their seats on the plane with major attitudes.

Dayum Lady, can you believe they did the extra search on both of us and our luggage.

I know, I almost let the St. Louis in me come out, but I figured that would make it worse. At least we are on here. Now let's decide on our plan of action.

Did you talk to CT4 or Ideal08 last night asked BSS

Yeah, I talked to both of them, but neither one of them had heard anything about Alice except that she was living in Jamaica. But they were both surprised to hear that she was claiming to be a Delta.

Hmph Lady, not as surprised as she is going to be when we show up in her face. The 411 said their meeting was tomorrow night--right?

Yes, it is at 7:00pm. I think we should wait to show up at about 8:00. That way she will be right in the middle of it when we walk in.

That's cool. Well let's draw up this plan and then I need to get some sleep before we land. Doggy tried his best to keep me from catching this plane.

LadyGreek ^5s BSS and they begin to write down their agenda.

LadyGreek and BigSisterShaft get off the plane and walk to the baggage carousel. They hear a quiet, discreet, but nonetheless distinct oo-oop. The 411 rushes over and she and Ladygreek embrace in a Delta hug.

411 it is so good to see you. It's been too long, but it looks like Jamaica has been good to you. This is BigSisterShaft. BSS, this is my mentee The 411.

Hey soror, nice to meet you. Now give me a hug, you know how we Deltas do it.

As they wait for their bags to arrive, LG and BSS fill 411 in on their plan.

Basically we are going to walk into the middle of the meeting. I have arranged for our executive director to be on standby. I am going to call her from my cell and have her tell the Vive President what she told us--there is not now and never has been an Alice DuBois or Alice Chaucey on our membership roll. Then we are going to sit back and see what happens.

You know what LG, I can do even better than that. says 411 I have an attachment to my boom box for a cell phone. We'll hook the phone up to the speakers and have it broadcast for everyone to hear.

My, my, my, I can see why LG calls you her mentee. You have learned well laughs BSS.

It's just that I can't wait to put her on blast exclaims 411 she has been acting really strange ever since she was elected president of the chapter six months ago.

I mean during the initiation last week, she acted as if she had no idea what she was doing, and at the neophyte that night she had no gifts for the new members, not even for her special.

It's as if she has morphed into another person. I mean I know she's a perp and all, but at least before she seemed credible. Now it's like she is totally clueless about everything except wearing 'nalia and throwing up the sign. Even her oo-oop sounds funny.

Well don't worry Sweetie. After tomorrow night her reign as a Delta will be over. Now take us to this fabulous house of yours so we can unpack and freshen up and then I am taking us all out to dinner.

But even as LG says this, she is starting to get an uneasy feeling that there is more to this than they bargained for.

[tnxbutterfly]

The Night Before

Tnxbutterfly holds the tiny blue jewerly box and sighs in disbelief. She couldn't believe that he was actually going to go thur with it. He couldn't. Didn't he know it would break her heart if he married someone else? Of course he didn't. She hadn't had the courage to tell him that she was in love with him.

Male voice: So do you think she'll like it?

Tnxbutterfly: (slowly) Yeah....

Male Voice: Yeah, what. What's wrong with it?

Tnxbutterfly: Nothing's wrong with it. It's just that don't you think you're moving kind of fast? I mean you you barely know each other.

Male Voice: We've been going out for months now. I think we know each other well enough.

Tnxbutterfly: Marriage is a big step. I just want to make sure you're doing the right thing.

Male voice: Not this again. I thought you were my friend.

Tnxbutterfly: RainMan, I am your friend.

RainMan: Then why are you so against me proposing to Keli? Why can't you just be happy for me?

Tnxbutterfly was at a lost for words. This was the opportunity she had been waiting for. Now was the time to tell him that she loved him. Now was the time to tell him that she has loved him since the moment she laid eyes on him. Now was the time to tell him that he would be making a big mistake if he married Keli. Keli didn't love him. Everyone at GC University knew that she didn't.


RainMan: Tnxbutterly, I'm waiting. Why are you so against this?