GC Soap Opera

[Peaches-n-Cream]

where DeltAlum's Deepher Angels: Cream, shadokat, and bcdphie are summoned to defeat the nefarious evil doers and Vs. The three Deepher Angels decide to...

[AlphaGamDiva]

seek the wisdom of valkyrie, librasoul22, and (what the hell) RUgreek to help determine their plan of attack to strike at.....

[James]

. . . but then events change quickly. The next morning rolls around to find our mostly inebriated and unconscious heroes in various states of peril!

IT turns out that ilovemyglo and alphagamdiva wake bound and gagged in the back of a truck heading towards a White Slave auction in Mexico . . . They were kidnapped by some Sigma Chi's they teased before.

Librasoul, Cream and AlphaSigOU conceive of the idea of Robbing the Bank of America for spending cash and are on their way to join Kabillymac to get weapons and draw up plans. . . .

AggieSigmaNu361 is drawing up 361 plans to try and rescue ilovemyglo and alphagamdiva, and CutiePie2000 keeps slapping him about the head and telling him to focus . . .

SATX*APhi and LeslieAGD have hear about an audition for a new Greek Life movie and are getting dressed to go as well as wondering who else might like to try out. . .

Optimist Prime got lucky . . .

And James just sits there with total disregard drinking straight shots of tequilla.

So tune into tomorrow loyal followers and see if: ilovemyglo and alphagamdiva get sold as love slaves . . . whether librasoul and friends successfully pull off the bank heist for 10 million dollars . . . whether AggieSigmaNu361 gets hit by Cutiepie2000 361 times . . . whether Sat*Aphi and LEslieAGD get the parts . . . and whether OptimistPrime needs an antibiotic after his night of unprotected sex with a female GC'er yet to be named . . .

[breathesgelatin]

ilovemyglo and alphagamdiva, now across the Mexican border, ponder the alternatives... On on hand--being sold as sex slaves! On the other--HOT LATIN MEN! They decide to stick it out and ride with the punches...

Meanwhile, Optimist Prime sits in the Student Health Center waiting to get the morning after pill with his random mystery hookup, .......

AggieSigmaNu and CutiePie2000 are having trouble resolving their rescue plan differences. As Cutie goes in to slap him for the 361st time, Aggie realizes he really likes all the abuse. He gets cutie to go with him to buy some masochistic toys to experiment with....

[AlphaSigOU]

As Cream, Librasoul, KABillyMac and myself hatch our nefarious plan to rob the bank for beer money, we also enlist the help of KSigkid and his PABST truck to haul the loot. But don't empty the kegs, though!

Several kegs later, we're drunk out of our skulls and we still haven't pulled the bank heist! Beer money... what beer money?

Kitso decides that no crush of his is gonna be sold into sex slavery. He gives cutiepie an excuse, "uh, i gotta go home and wash....my truck" and jumps into his truck and speeds for the Mexican border. On the way he stops to pick up Kevlar and is like, "bud, i need some help rescuing some sweet southern belles from the clutches of an evil drug lord" Kevlar replies with, "Mount up!'

They reach Matamoras by dawn, and by showing every person they come across a picture of Diva, they are able to track down Diva and ilovemyglo's whereabouts. Pumped up on adrenaline to rescue his girl and about 4 shots of Cuervo, Kitso busts in the door to a run down bar with a crowbar, Kevlar stands behind him brandishing a Louisville Slugger.

"Hey you dirty bastards, you will die like dogs if Diva and ilovemyglo aren't returned unharmed." Kevlar yells.

Diva and ilovemyglo come running out from the back of the garage, and the foursome back their way out of the bar, Kitso stopping on the way to hoist up a keg of Corona.

"Vaya con Dios, bitches" he yells, as they jump into his truck and speed for the border. They dont' stop until they reach the friendly confines of San Antonio, and in front of the Alamo AlphaGamDiva turns to Kitso and says.....

[AlphaGamDiva]

"kits--" but before she can utter a word......kitso cuts in by saying, "you know how you've been wondering what i can really do 361 times? i think you should know....it's....

[justamom]

"kits--" but before she can utter a word......kitso cuts in by saying, "you know how you've been wondering what i can really do 361 times? i think you should know....it's....
"Stop! Please!" she cries. "Show me!" Kitso looks into her eyes and teasingly licks his lips in anticipation. Up rushes 33girl and yells "Hurry up! We gotta get out of here!" AlphaGamDiva is in a trance so 33girl has to slap her a couple of times to bring her back to reality. Grabbing her arm, she casts an annoyed glance at kitso and reluctantly, he puts his tootsie pop back in his pocket. "Listen up you guys, I hate to be the one to say this, but
it's all been lies, LIES I tell you! There is a TRAITOR among us and it's...

[aephi alum]

...the V's! They're using yet another screen name, which is...

[AlphaGamDiva]

AlphaSigOU!!!!! you think all those 'mis-haps' were really mis-haps?!?!?!?!" just then, a maniacle laugh is heard in the distance......it is none other than "AlphaSigOU"!!! <dum dum duuuuum> ilovemyglo has been kidnapped again....despite warnings to stay away from certain people with maniacle laughs, she was easy talked into the trap! suddenly, OTW walks in with her grass skirt on to try and save her sister by distracting AlphaSig.....however, her plan is spoiled when james, sporting his new coconut beanie, tries to spit game at OTW.....

[OUlioness01]

OTW, now distracted by james, grabs at his beanie yelling "you've destoryed my favorite coconout bra!" james, completely mystified, stammers and says....

[James]

"I think I need another hot of Tequilla, anyone want one?"

[AlphaSigOU]

AlphaSigOU hollers in his best Noo Yawk accent? "Ta-kill-ya? How's about a beeh heeh? With a Ta-kill-ya chaser!"

[AlphaGamDiva]

OTW then clocks AlphaSigOu with the remenants of her coconut bra and makes a run to safety in the arms of........

[Peaches-n-Cream]

UF_Pike who loves the hot ladies of GC especially the AGDs. UF_Pike buys a round of tequila shots for all the GCers. Three cheers for UF_Pike. The sounds of hip hip hooray awaken AlphaSigOU from his coconut bra slumber and has a shot of tequila with...