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[librasoul22]

DeltaSigStan tryin to prevent this thread from going under
So I'll step in wonderful, and leave ya azzes full of wonder
Some powerful force of nature must have seriously interfered
Because Bro2b and KSig RC have mysteriously disappeared
But it's all good, it's love, and yo I hold no grudge
try to separate me and my title but yo i won't budge
I guess Bro thought that little "rhyme" was something clever
All librasoul sees is the biggest run-on sentence ever
And here's the punctuation, in fact its an exclamation
You tried to reach the point but you forgot your destination


And DeltaSigStan, this is just by the way
I saw that little rhyme about T Earp the other day
While I don't always appreciate his errors and dinner plans
I see insulting him makes you feel like a bigger man
Keep rhyming about your org and your parties and your house
And keep on getting drunk so you can torture another mouse
Obviously you like to pick on things that don't pick back
Well you picked the wrong thread when you came up in chit chat
Next time you rhyme, why dont you come at librasoul
Then *BUMP* it to the top so I can beat u like you stole
And forget T Earp, cause I'm about to drop dime
I'd rather have bad grammar than your gay azz rhymes

[librasoul22]

Originally posted by KSig RC
In the end, these cheesy lines just make me sigh,
you aren't exactly writing "Expostulation and Reply"
and i feel for ya, girl, 'cause you really try
but there just ain't much behind all these rhymes
so "The Tables Turned" on this battle game
but for keying up lame, you can't be blamed
not everyone here is "The Idiot Boy,"
and that's "The Last of the Flock" on this Wordsworth ploy -
or didn't you understand that crack?
I know that's not what you meant, but i wound it back
'cause what's an MC without some history?
rhyming didn't begin with Talib Kweli
So go ahead and focus on Bro2B
I'll keep dropping shit to make your hands numb,
'cause I have rhyme talent like Dionysus has Dumb
y'all play Dick and Jane like the start of "The Bluest Eye"
while my styles evolving like Jeff Goldblum in "The Fly"
Don't know why you say you wanna play these rhetorical games,
Head's so big it floats over the Macy's parade
But next time you decide to step to me,
read a few lines written over Tinturn Abbey
and if you wanna keep on with this indefinitely,
I'll keep bringing metaphor and similie

done (not bad for a kid with strep)

Although that Words line was for Bro, I see it stung you too
The elders drop knowledge while the young boo-hoo
I agree rhyming didnt begin with Talib or Mos Def
It began when I emerged and took my first breath
And I spoke into the mic attached to my umbilical cord
And verbally slaughtered you before I left the maternity ward
Metaphor? Simile? Do you even know the definition?
You? Challenge me? Did you think you were competion?

Not really.

[Optimist Prime]

Straight outta radoford, a crazy motha f*cka flounder
get that bitch to bend over, and i'ma pound her
just like she needs it, funk flounder bleeds it
like a secret agenet, gets mission, completes it
if the bitch gets pregnant, i tell her a-bor-it
i bet all these right wing sluts will abhor it
i'll say it again so ya'll can't ingnore it
i ain't got no time for no kids no kids
Mamma talkin' bout what the dada dids
ain't making no sense, like the dadaists
ain't suicidal, ain't slittin' no writsts, no writsts

quit swithing that beat up

[DeltaSigStan]

While I do appreciate you tryin to come at me
and trust me, I do believe in rap gender equality
I'm sorry girl but you're just not the one
Cause after reading your shit, I think I'm gonna have some fun
Tryin to come at me for going after Tom
defending that geezer just like he's your mom
Trust me girl, he can surely fend for himself
I'm sure that his brain is in pretty good health
Sayin that I pick on things that are smaller,
That I'd rather pick on a midget than someone who's taller?
Give me a break girl it's not like Tom's a child
So that was a weak attempt to get me all riled
I see that you have several battles you started
Tryin to rap with the big boys is like you going to a club and geting carded
They'll leave your ass at the door no matter how fine you are
You're "skills", according to many, are just incredibly subpar
And about that shit about that little mouse
I'm sure you wouldn't want that thing runnin around your house
So I tortured it a little, and for it I might just go to hell
BFD people! I knew that already so oh well!
Sure my bros and I like to drink and smoke
You can come by one day and I'll give you a fat ass toke
But at SDSU we're not the only one
It's just that the rep we're givin is just us always havin fun
I mean, maybe we'd participate a little more
But when we want to, we just ask "what for?"
All the big houses like to talk shit on the small frats
Like a cloned, rich boy pitt bull picking on innocent little cats
And why bother caring when all the sorors hate?
With them, its all coke and numbers that decide a frat's fate
And think of it this way, say we were to get big?
Holy shit! 120 members are in Delta Sig!
Of course then the sorors would wanna hang out
How superficial is that? That's so shallow, without a doubt
So we're gonna continue partyin like we always do
So the random girls and homeboys can party with our crew
And if anyone calls us on it, they can think about the way
That the greeks talk shit about us almost every day
Don't get me wrong, we're not the only ones
With sorors, 30 or less guys always equals no fun
But once again I shall elude to the fact
That the plebian chatter about us will not get us to react
Oh, and by the way, this thread was on page four
So I bumped it up again for all to adore
If I hadnt done that, it would get lost in the bunch
At page 2 I realized this so I bumped it on a hunch
So please thank me for giving you the chance
To step up to the big boys and try to dance
But, battling three at once, for you will result in a loss
Cause Bro2B, Ksigrc and me are the windows to your DOS

[Optimist Prime]

thank you, Spainard
My goodnes, Maynard
does anyone named Benard call himself Bay-nerd
gotta go do time in a prison type chainyard
like foot ball playa, trying to gain a tain yard ,
cuz that's a first down, leads to touch down
like a healed up cripple i'm putting my crutch down

[DigitalAngel126]

Oh sh*t, here it comes....



Bustin' out this mutha like 'DAMN'
Like where'd this b*tch come from, man?

Y'all need an education
When it comes to copulation -
Lyrical intercourse
Isn't happenin
All this bad rappin'
Got me scrappin
Findin' a cure
For this disease - - Wannabe MC's
Can't take it anymore

Bro2B talk about infectious disease
Where'd that come from? Please!!
Wanna step like that, come to me
Get continuous flows like a nosebleed...



Yup, that's all I got...And only b/c librasoul talked me into it... so please please PLEASE don't flame me, I already kno how much I suck!!!!!!!!

[KSig RC]

Originally posted by librasoul22
Metaphor? Simile? Do you even know the definition?
You? Challenge me? Did you think you were competion?

Not really.

The typographic errors suit you to a T,
showing the incomplete nature of your mic personality,
"Challenge me?" Blasphemy - and she asks for definition
kid, in the renaissance you wouldn't even be my patron
i'm over your head like archangel gabriel
turning greekchat into your lyrical hell
talking real big from the glow of her dell,
she says i don't know my shit when she can't even spell
yes i see the irony behind that line, trust me
but i get a little on it when i start to get free
i haven't seen nothing impressive in a day or three
hey, hasn't that been your reign, coincidently?
either way, let me say that i've started to pray
for you to provide some competition someday
I'm a bandit on the mic, stealing hearts and minds
and that's your metaphor, easily defined
simile won't be had so simply from me,
harder to grasp just like that brass ring
and before this starts to border on poetry at last,
i'll give you one last concept to grasp:
Make sure you keep your mind here on the task,
'cause I eat MCs like air, a lyric sylvia plath
and i'll come back around later tonight,
anxiously awaiting another 6-line reply

[librasoul22]

Um...

DeltaSigStan, young man,
I will be blunt, You Have Issues.
When you spit you might as well wipe your tongue with toilet tissue
It's sh*t
I've said it before, and I repeat it
If I were you, i would go back to that sh*t and just delete it
Matter fact after that last line I just completed
I decided you owe me back the two seconds it took to read it

Who ARE you?

[librasoul22]

Originally posted by KSig RC

"Challenge me?" Blasphemy - and she asks for definition
kid, in the renaissance you wouldn't even be my patron

I know this will come across as being quite rude
But I have heard better rhymes in dyslexic haikus
Now, you mentioned 6 lines but really, why give more?
To be honest at this point you're only worth about four.

[KSig RC]

Originally posted by librasoul22
I know this will come across as being quite rude
But I have heard better rhymes in dyslexic haikus
Now, you mentioned 6 lines but really, why give more?
To be honest at this point you're only worth about four.

She's never heard of slant rhyme, obviously -
throwing syllables around carelessly
and the four was good, but I did it in three

[DeltaSigStan]

Yeah, um, ok now whatever,
You fucked up that chance with me to be clever
You sound like you've been under the weather
Cause from what I just read you haven't gotten any better
I like how the one with issues is me
When you're always up in shit, calling all this controversey
The two seconds I owe you have already been paid
You owe me that time for reading all your shitty posts that you have made
But don't worry girl, I know you have some problems
And I think I can help try to solve them
It's all miopic for you, you still can't see clearly
My, Bro2B's and KSRC's posts have crushed you dearly
So stop trying to run with us, cause you'll come up last
Cause you're slower as the fat chick Eminem said sat down too fast.

[librasoul22]

Originally posted by DeltaSigStan
Yeah, um, ok now whatever,
You fucked up that chance with me to be clever
You sound like you've been under the weather
Cause from what I just read you haven't gotten any better
I like how the one with issues is me
When you're always up in shit, calling all this controversey
The two seconds I owe you have already been paid
You owe me that time for reading all your shitty posts that you have made
But don't worry girl, I know you have some problems
And I think I can help try to solve them
It's all miopic for you, you still can't see clearly
My, Bro2B's and KSRC's posts have crushed you dearly
So stop trying to run with us, cause you'll come up last
Cause you're slower as the fat chick Eminem said sat down too fast.

Wow, DeltaSigSTAN aren't you living up to your name
If you spent any more time on Em's d*ck, he woulda came
Maybe then you would jump off and try to be unique
Nah, you'd prolly just write about his penis in your cheek
Put down the album liner and for once be creative
You're in my territory, and u f*ckin with the native
Don't flatter yourself, you aint in Bro or KSig's league,
You would never survive librasoul's lyrical Blitzkreig
You might as well take an L, cause boy u just suck
Libra come through and leave ya azz awestruck.

KSig I was gonna do it in 2, but guess what?
You got DeltaSigStan hanging off your left nut
So now I'm battling three, cubed like rubix squares
But they busy tangled up in each other's pubic hairs

And KSig, it's cute how you tried to call me out on slant rhymes
But dude I think we all know it's that you just CAN'T rhyme

[DeltaSigStan]

Heh, talking bout how I rip from Eminem,
LIke it's a complete total act to condemn
Is it my fault that in this game you suck?
And your weak attempts at me left you shit outta luck?
Don't even go there with being on anyone's jock
Cause you're the supreme queen of slobbin random cock
Look, I know an education you need
But damn girl that's a horrible way to go at it indeed
I can tell cause there's no way you made up those rhymes
It was your pimp Bro2B who taught you! you know, stealin that shit is a crime
Of course maybe it was your sugadaddy KSigRC
Made you into the best hoe that you could possibly be
Or maybe it was just me, sorry girl you don't have to work for me
The rest of your female family made me some money naturally
Wipe your chin girl cause I think it's time for another trick
For you to pull, so don't think your rhymes are so sick
And Libra, even if you do this, at least raise your rates
Youre still barely makin enough to put even buy paper plates
So how are you gonna eat the ramen you had to steal
Nothing to place them on, so I guess you miss another meal
I remember this one episode of the great talk show Jerry
About this 60 yr old trick who was all crusted and hairy
Man, even this old hag looked better than you
With all this bad shit going for you I dunno What The Fuck youre gonna do.
So please girl, just go on and give it a rest
I'm your profesor, you're the homely student who just failed this test

[KSig RC]

Originally posted by librasoul22
And KSig, it's cute how you tried to call me out on slant rhymes
But dude I think we all know it's that you just CAN'T rhyme

It's cool you took pains to frame this around my middle name,
But just the same, it's just a game, only one can remain
And I see you're down, wearin a frown, after losing renown -
must be tough to hear my boy stan take you to town
and to add more frustration for your rhyme libation,
I present a quick librasoul impersonation:

"I'm going to write out a very long sentence cutting on you, my friend -
and the only things that have to rhyme are the very words at the end,
and while i reach into the bag for some words i don't think that you know,
i'm going to completely ignore the very important and weighty, yet under-utilized, concept of flow"

but i'm admired with pride, what ya gonna do -
number retired nationwide like the blue 42
or is that another line you didn't understand,
rollin from my tongue like it's straight off-hand
and for my last trick, well it's gonna be grand:
your shit's like uf_pike: it's made to be banned

[librasoul22]

Heh, talking bout how I rip from Eminem,
LIke it's a complete total act to condemn

So stop trying to run with us, cause you'll come up last
Cause you're slower as the fat chick Eminem said sat down too fast.

Stan listen,
Pleas take a quick break from riding testicles,
The only place your sh*t belongs is the nearest trash recepticle
It's garbage, can u even muster sentence structure?
Or has my verbal enslaught attacked your brain and left you flustered?
Probably the latter
My rhymes can invade your brain matter
Time elapses, your synapses stop firing cause i shatter
The neurons
making your grammar go bananas
i paint your lyrical destruction on a messageboard canvas

KSig RC,
I like that little impersonation
So let me come thru with a KSig interpretation

"librasoul, librasoul, your sh*t is just too raw
I mean sometimes my rhymes don't really rhyme at all
And I guess I don't really take the time to pay attention
I should be glad I've been blessed with your divine intervention
Sorry, I have another problem on my hands
I can't seem to rid myself of deltasigstan
I think he is sending me love notes on the subliminal
And I have this nagging gravitational pull down in my genitals"