In this thread, we are movie cliches - Page 4

LightBulb · #1 10-18-2008, 10:33 AM

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Originally Posted by ASTalumna06

I'm a bank robber who goes up to the teller who has just started their first day on the job

Cliche or not, that sounds like a good strategy for a bank robber.

I'm the girl who never fit in who just learned that she is secretly a princess!

ΑΓΔSquirrel10 · #2 10-19-2008, 03:53 PM

I'm the most beautiful girl on the ship, and I have hot, rich fiance. I meet this homeless (but also hot) guy on the ship that first night, and we fall in love almost immediately. We have passionate sex in the cargo area of the ship, then the next night, hot homeless guy dies when the ship goes down. I leave my fiance when we are rescued and my life is forever changed by this one guy I knew for just two days.

Leslie Anne · #3 10-18-2008, 10:57 AM

I'm the crazy cat lady who lives down the street in the creepy house.

tld221 · #4 10-18-2008, 11:25 AM

I'm the girl who has been in love with her best guy friend since the one time they shared a chocolate milk at lunch in 3rd grade, only to realize it when he announces that he's met "the one" and they are getting married. I'll spend 90 minutes lamenting on all the times he's kissed me on the forehead, helped me through hard times and shared a passionate kiss that meant nothing, because, you know, we were kinda drunk that night.

I may or may not have a weird confrontation with the fiance, but in my head i know its all good because she's going down and im gonna get my man. I'll talk to my sassy, free-spirited best friend (who lives in an awesome apartment but sells handmade bracelets on the street two days a week) about it all the time, who just knew we shouldve been together from that one party in college when we just looked so cute together. She may try to talk some sense into me, but in the end, she'll just tell me to do what's in my heart. And i will, by making a mad dash to the altar in sweats and bedhead in hopes of catching him before the nuptials are read, and professing all that is my love for him via a corny song lyric from our favorite song in 7th grade.

Clearly, he'll ditch his former wife-to-be for me, and the wedding party will clap and cheer for us. Free-spirit BFF will be in the background getting felt up by the guy's old creepy uncle. Guy will throw off his tux jacket and we'll run out of the church to some destination unknown so we can be together forever.

tnxbutterfly · #5 11-02-2008, 06:38 PM

I am the girl who has a very successful in advertising. I live in the city and have a very high pressured job. This usually prevents me from going back to my home town. I am in the mist of working on a big project that will determine if I get a promotion or not. Suddenly the invitation arrives (usually for a wedding) that requires that I drop my work and return home. The event requires that I bring a date. So rather then tell my family that I'm not currently seeing anybody or bring along the totally unacceptable guy( ie the guy is conservitive and my famliy is quirky. or my guy is a rocker and my family is conservitive) that I'm dating, I hire a total stranger to pose as my boyfriend/date.

During the course of the weekend ( the wedding always takes place during a weekend) I spend much of my time trying to keep the true identity of the fake boyfriend from my family and friends. Eventually, my cover is blown and I have somehow manage to hurt fake boyfriend's feelings after he has confessed that he is in love with me for real.

He leaves shortly after the reception,much to the dismay of my family who have falling in love with him. I go back to work but am totally unable to concentrate because I realize that I'm in love with fake boyfriend,but don't know what to do about it. I whine about this to my sassy independent best friend and various co-workers who encourage me to find him and confess my feelings/go for what I want. Zany adventures follow as I try to find him,but once I do I tell fake boyfriend I love him and then we kiss

RU OX Alum · #6 11-03-2008, 10:20 AM

I am security guard that helps the good guys escape because I know they are good even though they are the "bad" guys at the same time (rouge hero movie) because even though I'm only on screen for five seconds, I know the entire plot of the two hour movie.

DaemonSeid · #7 11-03-2008, 12:03 PM

I am the hero who goes thru a rough life throughout the whole movie and doesn't realize until close to the end of the movie with:

A) The fate of the world hanging in the balance.

B) The girl of my dreams who will realize that the bad guy is such a sleeze

C) Only seconds left

D.) All of the above

...that I realize my true and full potential.

WCsweet<3 · #8 10-19-2008, 04:17 PM

I'm a cheerleader who is now in charge/a part of a team that is disliked because of our location/new 'talent'/old coach/we are cursed so I will bring together a team that has no backing/talent/practice area so we can compete against the other team(s). In the end we usually win against all odds or we come in second to a great team. Also our cheers usually start out really theatrical and all of our stunts are down in slow motion with the cameras really zoomed in.

wolffootball37 · #9 10-19-2008, 05:57 PM

Im the all-star athlete and most popular guy in the school but what i really want to do is be in the school musical even though my friends would think im gay but at the end i realise that artsy things are more important than sports.

Im the serial killer that you feel kind of sorry for because you learn that he had a bad child hood towards the end of the movie.

Im the only black dude in the movie who hangs around all the white kids and says things like "damn" and "that is wack!"

KSUViolet06 · #10 10-19-2008, 06:03 PM

I'm the kid with the dog that has some unbelieveable talent such as the ability to play football/basketball/soccer. Too bad no one believes me.

wolffootball37 · #11 10-19-2008, 07:37 PM

im the guy that always hangs around the bad guy in the film with 2 other guys, but we never talk, we just stand there and chuckle.

moe.ron · #12 10-22-2008, 09:26 AM

I'm a wash up older guy (usually a white guy) who take an inner city kid into his wing and showed him the way to fully developed his potential.

moe.ron · #13 10-30-2008, 08:33 AM

I'm a big bald guy wearing a leather jacket. I'm definately one of the hench man.

RU OX Alum · #14 10-30-2008, 09:25 AM

I'm the goofy CIA contact who's only there to move the plot along.

tld221 · #15 10-19-2008, 08:58 PM

im the girl who gives all her friends and family relationship advice, but still looking for love. i spend all my time going on a string of bad dates and find him when i least expect it. and then i lose all of my common sense and stop giving good advice because it's all in the name of love.