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How do you know which armrest is yours in the movie theaters?
If you say something is indescribable, isn't that describing it?
Do Dutch people always split the bill?
Can you sleep forever without being in coma?
Why is most lunchmeat bigger than the bread?
Why is Joey short for Joe, when Joey has more letters?
Why do mattresses have designs on them when they're always covered with sheets?
Do cows have calf muscles?
How come French fries are not considered a vegetable, they are just deep fried potatoes?
Why do they say "an alarm going off," if it is really going on?
Why do you go “back and forth” to town if you really must go forth before you go back?
Why is vanilla ice cream white when vanilla extract is brown?
Why do companies offer you "free gifts?" Since when has a gift NOT been free?
If something "goes without saying," why do people still say it?
You know the expression, "Don't quit your day job?" Well what do you say to people that work nights?
Why do you get in trouble for blocking an exit when you're standing in the doorway? In case of an emergency, wouldn't you run out, too, therefore NOT blocking the exit?
Why do all superheroes wear spandex?
Why did Mary own a little lamb?
If a missing person sees their picture on a milk carton that offers a reward, would they get the money?
Why aren't safety pins as safe as they say they are?
Why do people say, "You can't have your cake and eat it too"? Why would someone get cake if they can't eat it?
Can bald men get lice??
Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?
Why is Charlie short for Charles if they are both the same number of letters?
If I had my legs amputated, would I have to change my height and weight on my driver's license?
How come you pay an extra 25 cents to get something put on your hamburger but they don't take off the price if you get something taken off?
How come only car keys are the only keys with teeth on both sides?
Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?
Why is it the TWELVE days of Christmas when there is only one day of Christmas?
Why is it that when babies are born they only weigh like 7 lbs yet the mom weighs 30 lbs more?
If you die and you have a broken leg do they take the cast off?
Is sign language the same in languages other than English?
Why is "number" abbreviated as "no"? When there is no "o" in
number?
Why do they call the small candy bars the "fun sizes"? Wouldn't be more fun to eat a big one?
Who gets to keep the pennies in a wishing well?
If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Just what was the "Baby On Board" sign for? Did it help us decide which car not to hit in an accident?
Why do people call it an ATM machine, but they know it's really saying Automated Teller Machine Machine?
Why do people say PIN number when that truly means Personal Identification Number Number?
Since there is a rule that states "i" before "e" except after "c", wouldn't "science" be spelled wrong?
If the handicapped bathrooms are for people who cant walk why do they put them at the end of the bathrooms ?
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