Hizzle Comizzle?

[Steeltrap]

Originally posted by 1savvydiva
HC I am @ Ben Wallace?

HC somebody needs to hold his azz down and cut or comb or braid his hair?
HC any one of the above?
HC he looks horrible?

HC PIMP SLAP?

HC I'm LOL at your evaluation of Big Ben and his hurr?

[abaici]

Originally posted by 1savvydiva
HC I am @ Ben Wallace?

HC somebody needs to hold his azz down and cut or comb or braid his hair?
HC any one of the above?
HC he looks horrible?

HC PIMP SLAP?

HC I call my nephew Ben Wallace
HC I want to pimp slap his mom, older sister, and him
HC I just want to sneak behind him with a pair of hedge clippers

[Ideal08]

HC there is a girl in my house who had never seen The Wiz?
HC my girls are watching it right now"?
HC it is 30 minutes past lights out?
HC these heffas bet' not EVAH say I am mean to them?
HC they love to say how mean I am?
HC they better 'preciate this?
HC I made them Kool-Aid for the first time?
HC they are jockin' my skills?
HC I know CT4 can appreciate my KA skills?
HC I'm gettin' sick?
HC these d@mn kids?
HC there is no way to stay well when you live with these snifflin' heffas?
AW!!
HC I forgot to tell y'all?!
HC we had a little winter concert the other night?
HC the choir was the bomb?
HC there was a parent there?
HC her daughter was singing?
HC her other daughter had gotten suspended?
HC I want y'all to know that she let the suspended child listen to the concert?
HC I know y'all wanna know how?
HC THE CELLIE?
HC that's right, she HELD UP her cell phone?
HC I was sittin' next to Soror lovesupreme08?
HC we HOLLERED!!!???
HC it was TOO funny?
HC she did it twice?
HC at first I thought she was taking a picture?
HC then I realized that she was not?
HC it was so funny?

[toocute]

HC there is so funny stuff in this HC thread
HC stealing JESUS...a BIG Jesus at that
HC P Diddy getting hung up on
HC Cell phone at the concert
HC too much

HC I'll be light weight MIA starting today
HC I'm going to Milwaukee for a wedding
HC This is the wedding I wanted to lose weight for
HC I aint lose NADA
HC that's aight...I look GOOD in the dress
HC today I'm going to get prettified
HC nails
HC toes
HC hair
HC Y'all have to pray for me though
HC I'm going SOLO
HC Mr Toocute and CJ will be staying here
HC I've never left my baby before
HC Pray they don't kill each other
HC you know I'm leaving all sorts of lists and stuff for Mr Toocute
HC he's never been alone with CJ for more than a few hours
HC there will be some SERIOUS male bonding going on this weekend
HC I'm having bad thoughts
HC what if the plane goes down and CJ will grow up without ME
HC Silly...I know but first time Mommies that have never left their babies think of crazy isht like that
HC I'm scared to fly
HC I HATE Flying
HC Just pray for me
HC I'll try and be back later...once I get prettified.

[Honeykiss1974]

Originally posted by toocute
HC I'm scared to fly
HC I HATE Flying
HC Just pray for me
HC I'll try and be back later...once I get prettified.

HC confession time?
HC I am scared to fly as well?
HC I don't know when or where it started?
HC It's so bad, I have to take Xanax before I board the plane?
HC I will pray for you?

[nikki1920]

HC toocute: they will both be ok.
HC enjoy yourself!
HC you'll be fine

HC ^5 to 1sd for hanging up!! lol
HC that wasn't mean, it twas funneeeee!!!

HC what does it mean when you have XXX rated dreams about your ex? after you've just talked to your man?

HC thank goodness its FRIDAY!!!!

[AKA2D '91]

HC
Kelis is on Regis and Kelly performing "Milkshake"?

[lovelyivy84]

Originally posted by nikki1920
HC toocute: they will both be ok.
HC enjoy yourself!
HC you'll be fine

HC ^5 to 1sd for hanging up!! lol
HC that wasn't mean, it twas funneeeee!!!

HC what does it mean when you have XXX rated dreams about your ex? after you've just talked to your man?

HC thank goodness its FRIDAY!!!!

HC OOOOOOOOO
HC I'm tellin!!!! lol!
HC it probably means you need to call yo MAN and get him to come over, lol.

[BlueReign]

Originally posted by Ideal08
HC there is a girl in my house who had never seen The Wiz?
HC my girls are watching it right now"?
HC it is 30 minutes past lights out?
HC these heffas bet' not EVAH say I am mean to them?
HC they love to say how mean I am?
HC they better 'preciate this?
HC I made them Kool-Aid for the first time?
HC they are jockin' my skills?
HC I know CT4 can appreciate my KA skills?
HC I'm gettin' sick?
HC these d@mn kids?
HC there is no way to stay well when you live with these snifflin' heffas?
AW!!
HC I forgot to tell y'all?!
HC we had a little winter concert the other night?
HC the choir was the bomb?
HC there was a parent there?
HC her daughter was singing?
HC her other daughter had gotten suspended?
HC I want y'all to know that she let the suspended child listen to the concert?
HC I know y'all wanna know how?
HC THE CELLIE?
HC that's right, she HELD UP her cell phone?
HC I was sittin' next to Soror lovesupreme08?
HC we HOLLERED!!!???
HC it was TOO funny?
HC she did it twice?
HC at first I thought she was taking a picture?
HC then I realized that she was not?
HC it was so funny?

HC We need another meet and greet?
HC because it's my birthday?
HC because I say so?
HC I will be 40?
HC I used to think 40 was old?
HC I don't feel old?!!


HC I think I got a new boyfriend?
HC like I told LoveSupreme08 "God gotta a man for you!!" LOL!!
HC I think this is it?
HC I am scared?


HC Ideal08 I'm waitin for you to come over here to PG County?
HC I think you'd be so good!!

[btb87]

Originally posted by BlueReign
HC We need another meet and greet?
HC because it's my birthday?
HC because I say so?
HC I will be 40?
HC I used to think 40 was old?
HC I don't feel old?!!



HC Ideal08 I'm waitin for you to come over here to PG County?
HC I think you'd be so good!!

HC BR, I used to think the same thing?
HC until I was staring down the barrel of 40?
HC 6 mo months and I"ll be a little over 40?
HC now 45 ain't old to me no mo?
HC we ain't even gon' discuss fiddy?
HC my mom lives in PG county and has for years and years and years?
HC next time I come up to see her, I'd love to meet some GC peeps?

[1savvydiva]

HC P-Diddy going to call me at work last night (because he knows I can't check caller ID at work), just to ask me if he can call me tomorrow (today)?
HC WTF ?
HC I said, "You can always CALL me, just like I can always choose NOT to answer the phone!"?
HC he sounded like a little puppydog?
HC ?
HC he was a bad, BADDDDD doggy?

HC I just got out of a computer training class?
HC it was just for myself and my colleague that works third shift at the other hospital?
HC this dumbass wanted to argue and question everything?
HC dawg...you need to stay after class, I'm tryna bounce?
HC I worked all night, I don't want to be in this joint all day?
HC he tells me (while we were on break and I told him to quit arguing), "Well, you should be happy to get you some overtime"?
HC MOFO...you ain't paying my bills, so you don't know what I should be happy for...stay out my damn pockets...I wanna go home?
HC then the 'instructor' chose to go into so many minute details?
HC we are UPGRADING from one Meditech system to the next?
HC we are not getting a totally new system?
HC Imma need you to just hit the high points buddy?
HC I think I was just cranky?

HC my first name is Erika?
HC I wore a head wrap today?
HC I am SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO F'N tired of people saying, "WASSUP Ms. Badu" whenever I wear a headwrap?
HC you are sooo not original?
HC I think I am just cranky today?

HC my PopPop was supposed to be coming down from Queens to bring my Auntie's car this weekend?
HC since his wife broke her leg, (and is still in the hospital), he's not sure when he's coming?
HC I was looking forward to the freedom?
HC she called me and left a message with a list of places she needs to go today?
HC she said, "I can just take THE CAR (um, you mean MY CAR ) and do what I have to do while you are sleeping?
HC nah cousin...Imma first need you to ASK, then Imma need you to wait for a response, then Imma need you to go on my time...you don't just HOLD my car?
HC mmkay?

HC a hot bath and a nap will make me feel soooooo much better?
HC I could name a couple other things too?
HC *sigh, le damn sigh*?

[nikki1920]

HC OMG at *le damn sigh*
HC the boy is trying
HC cut him a lil slack
HC beware those who anger the black woman.. lol

HC Mr Nikki and I are arguing now?
HC WTF?
HC is it something in the air?
HC it is possible to over analyze things?
HC do you ALWAYS have to be right?
HC I dont, and I am quite content.
HC *le freaking sigh*
lol

[AKA2D '91]

Originally posted by BlueReign
HC I think I got a new boyfriend?
HC like I told LoveSupreme08 "God gotta a man for you!!" LOL!!
HC I think this is it?
HC I am scared?

HC I'd like to know why that is?
you always say you want one....then one POSSIBLY appears and you "choke"?
ummmmmmmm?
what's the dealy-o wit dat?

[Ideal08]

Originally posted by BlueReign
HC We need another meet and greet?
HC because it's my birthday?
HC because I say so?
HC I will be 40?
HC I used to think 40 was old?
HC I don't feel old?!!


HC I think I got a new boyfriend?
HC like I told LoveSupreme08 "God gotta a man for you!!" LOL!!
HC I think this is it?
HC I am scared?


HC Ideal08 I'm waitin for you to come over here to PG County?
HC I think you'd be so good!!

HC, BR, we do need to do another DCGCM&G?
HC your birthday is perfect!?
HC I'll hit you up in email to discuss what YOU want to do?
HC then I'll fwd it to the rest of the DCGC peeps?

HC you know that I'm not certified?
HC you also know that I'm seeking gainful employment elsewhere?
HC we shall need to chat?

HC I think I'm getting the flu?
HC I don't do flu shots?
HC y'all pray for me?
HC the last time peeps were dyin' from flu symptoms it was carbon monoxide poisoning?
HC y'all remember that?
HC I was in college and that's when my migraines started?
HC my sister was all paranoid about it?
HC now it's just the plain old flu?
HC that's a damn shame?
HC I am going to rest up so I can MAYBE hang out with my sorors tonight?
HC I'm going to take another nap, now?
HC y'all be easy and have a good weekend?

[BLUTANG]

HC i am so and right now?
HC i found something unexpected in my car?
HC i dropped a soda can while driving, so i pulled over to clean up real quick... i reach under the passenger seat to feel if it spilled all the way down or just on the floor mat?
HC i felt something solid - NOT liquid - down there?
HC it was 2 DVDs under the passenger seat?
HC they were 2 ADULT ENTERTAINMENT dvds?
HC I DON'T RIDE RANDOM PEOPLE AROUND IN MY CAR?
HC I have no CONCEPT of who in the hayle could have left them there?
HC i can't even remember the last time i picked someone up/dropped them off?
HC my driving days consist of going to campus and going home? MAYBE meeting someone for dinner or at the mall or something, but not "imma pick up pookie and ray ray and all 'nem and we're gonna go out"
HC I really need to do some investigating, but how do i go about it?
HC "are you missing any personal items? i found booty talk 22 under the passenger seat?"
HC what if my MAMA had happened to get in my car?
HC

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HC i am about to put my internet foot up someone's internet azz?
HC i am TIRED of someone NOT EVEN IN MY ORG speaking as if they know a, b, and c about MY org?

** edit**
HC just because YOU think your org has a similar purpose/structure/mission to mine, you are not authorized to speak for ME AND MINES?
**end of edit**

HC don't test me
HC pray my strength, cause i'm trying to be nice?


HC that is all, have a GREAT weekend everybody! Good luck on finals y'all that are in school, and safe travels!