Ghetto acting interests

[tickledpink]

***bursts out laughing at #35*** Noooo you didn't post that! I'm still lol @ The Ghetto B'Day Party.

blu theatrics, LOL girl!!! That is exactly how it is.

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Prestigious #22
"24 Reflections of Perfection"
Spring 1997

[thatgirl]

ROTFLMAO! Some things are just TOO universal, right? I've got a few more though:
YOU KNOW YOU'RE AT A GHETTO B-DAY PARTY IF:
1. There's a Soul Train line in progress
2. They won't cut the cake until Lil Man done stuck his whole hand in it
3. Everybody with a camera has to get a picture of the cake before it's cut (like this is the LAST cake on earth)
4. The film gets developed, but ain't NO pictures of the birthday child
5. They knew they was having hotdogs, but ain't NO ketchup, relish, or hotdog buns
6. All the clothes that the kid gets are 2 sizes too big *so he/she can grow into them*

lol. Let's not even TALK about ghetto weddings!

[AKA2D '91]

PLEASE, TALK ABOUT GHETTO WEDDINGS...I am ready to ROTFL!

Delta Brat,

I kid you not girl, the school is all I described and more..reading your post about the barb wire...the dorm's do have barb wire around it...which is constantly being repaired due to people cutting holes in it in order to avoid having to go all the way to the front entrance to enter the campus..one way in and one way out! Like i said i went there looking for a program in education and I wanted to go to a HBCU since I had not had that experience before...and this is the state I found the school in. Let me be the first to say though that there are some highly acclaimed professors there and the school has a tremendous program in aviation...I guess they just need to fix the presentation of the school campus, and tell the staff to leave some behaviors at "home". A professional and educational setting should not look like that!

[DELTABRAT]

See thatgirl...

Why are you tryin' to start stuff up in here...you KNOW someone is going to have to take advantage of the ghetto weddings topic.
I'll start off...

YOU KNOW YOU ARE AT A GHETTO WEDDING IF...

The bride and groom's son is the ring-bearer and their daughter is one of the flower girls.

The food is "catered" by M&M's Soul Food Resturant and consist of fried catfish/chicken, macaroni and cheese and cornbread.

[Sexy Mocha]

Blu-theatrics, you are crazy girl!!! It's been an hour since I first read your post and I'm still laughing! Well, now that this thread has been taken to a whole new level...here's how to know if you're ghetto Corporate:
1. Your version of a conference call is when you call your friends and plan what you are doing for the weekend.
2. When you are on a personal call you laugh so loud your co-workers on the other side of the office come and ask you what's so funny.
3. You go get your hair cut/done during lunch and come back two hours later.
4. You use your corporate card to buy clothes, pay bills, personal plane tickets.
5. Your nails are so long you can hardly type.
6. You don't like your supervisor and a couple other co-workers and you tell them off on a regular basis and wonder why you haven't been promoted.
7. You brag about how you haven't done anything all day and have the nerve to say when you get home "I am so tired".
8. You call in sick on Friday because you went out on Thursday.
9. You get chicken, ribs, or fish and french fries everyday for lunch.
10. You go shopping at lunch and come back with a lot of bags and proceed to show everyone what you bought.
11. You bring your kids to work and they rin all over the office.
12. You come to work on Fridays dressed for Happy Hour.
13. You cuss creditors out for calling you at work.
14. Your kids call your job and say to the operator, "Let me speak to my mama".
15. You call in sick on payday Friday and send your cousin to pick up your paycheck.
16. You contribute $1 to the officeX-mas party, eat most of the food and take a platter of chicken and potato salad home to your family for dinner.
17. Your kid's school supplies all have your company's insignia on them.
18. You use the company's postage machine to stamp your letters to your mate in the penitentiary.
19. You've handed out more business cards at the clubs than Career Fairs.
20. You have a miniature briefcase that holds your business cards and snaps shut, just like the real ones

Oh! one more...you know you're Greekchat.com ghetto when you have no goddam idea what ROTFLMAO means. (hint, hint, maybe someone could explain it for me...I mean for all those idiots that may not know)

[DELTABRAT]

Sexy Mocha:

Check the DST page, I included a post requesting information about the acronyms myself. Zeta Ace included a website that has ALL the acronyms on the net.

[thatgirl]

Oh! one more...you know you're Greekchat.com ghetto when you have no goddam idea what ROTFLMAO means. (hint, hint, maybe someone could explain it for me...I mean for all those idiots that may not know) [/B]

Girl please. I had to ask m'self. Rollin on the floor laughin' my @ss off.

NOT THE GHETTO WEDDINGS:
I've been to quite a few, so what does that make me?

I KNOW I'M AT A GHETTO WEDDING IF:
1. The bride has a gold tooth.
2. The invite said B.Y.O.F.
3. Somebody has to stand in the middle of the aisle to coax the 1yr old flower girl down.
4. One *or more* of the groomsmen has to walk down the aisle more than once because there are more bridesmaids than groomsmen
5. The bridesmaids nails match their dresses (wedding colors: red and black; nails: red and black)
6. The photographer is dude from the club *complete w/polaroid camera*
7. The maid of honor didn't bother to take that tacky chin ring (think 'Tyrese') out.
8. At the reception, the dj keeps referring to the bride by her maiden name.
9. The dj plays the unedited versions of every rap song in the book *curse words and all*
10. You catch the bouquet and someone snatches it from you *usually the lady with all the kids*
11. The event is 'catered' by KFC/Popeye's (everybody brought a box)
12. The bride's processional is to the tune of 'Forever My Lady'.

I could go on and on. I've seen too much in my 22 years.

[onesavvydiva]

Okay, I was laughing SO HARD, that my mother came in here to see what was going on!!! I really LMAO at "Go Man-Man, It's your birthday!!!"

You know you are at a Ghetto Wedding:

1) When one of the groom's men pager goes off, during the ceremony (ya'll it happened!!)
2) My brother and all my cousins turn the reception into a stepshow!!
3) Your hostesses have to get back-up against your great-aunt's cousin's sister-in-law...b/c they can't sit at the table with "immediate family".
4) The flower girl is out of rose petals b/f she is half-way up the aisle.
5) The Bible-bearer is ALWAYS the child who is on the floor looking up the bridesmaids' dresses.
6) There are more people at the reception, then there are at the wedding.
6b)There are more people in the wedding party than there are in the audience.
7) People are holding up the serving line, waiting for the hotwings to come out.
8) The people who want to make the toast, are always the ones who either never SAW an English class, or the ones who can't shut up.
9) The preacher has to get beeped b/c he is late to rehearsal.
10) And speaking of the preacher, why did he have that big $ sign around his neck? (this really happened also!
11) The wedding director, never has any valid experience, she's just somebody's momma that wanted to help.
12) There is ALWAYS that one bridesmaid, who's dress isn't quite working for her hmm..shape and she desparately needs either some sleeves or a cloak!


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[DELTABRAT]

blu_theatrics...

Why,why,why?

I am laughing so hard, I am CRYING...literally

mama 'nem...that is too much.

That is really how it is, girl.

Whoo!!!

[blu_theatrics]

I'm sorry for what I have turned this forum into, but you know I'm loving it........lol

[Sexy Mocha]

O.k. ladies...here we go again.

You know you're a ghetto Christian if:

1. You lie on an application to get a job and then get up and testify how "GOD made a way out of NO way"
2. You get mad at a visitor and call them out for sitting in YOUR seat
3. You tell the preacher to baptize you from the neck down because you just got your hair done
4. You take two hours to get ready for church, get there late and leave early
5. You open your bible and you cough from the dust that flies out
6. Your wedding song is "Secret Lovers"
7.You say aliens abducted you, but the Lord set you free
8. You don't lift your hand during Worship because your acrylic nail is broken
9. The only time you like to sing in the choir is when they let you sing "your" song
10. After you've done wrong and someone has rebuked you, you don't repent , but say "Well the Lord knows my heart".
11. You have ever said " Show me in the Bible where it says Thou shall not smoke"
12. Your favorite part of the service is the benediction
13. You think the Trinity is a new female gospel group
14. You just got finished smoking outside of the church and then try to lead a song, get choked up, holding your throat and say to the congregation "The devil don't want me to sing this song."

[1savvydiva]

[Steeltrap]

Originally posted by 1savvydiva

You were busy last night, weren't you?