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04-18-2003, 01:24 PM
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Originally posted by ladeia
Damn, LaDeia said watching the news.
"Police still don't know the cause of the blaze. It is under investagation. Now for the local area report..."
she turned off the TV and check her watch. The design meeting in an half hour and the head designer can't be late. Grabbing her portfolio for the upcoming spring/summer shows, LaDeia knows that Mr. Manolo will be pleased. The MintClassics she designed were his favorite. She shipped the proto pair to Steeltrap for advertisement. Steel couldn't stopping about how much she loved them. The shoes debut will be September 2003. The ringing of the phone broke her train of thoughts.
"I'll get it later..."
Checked the mirror,grabbing her keys she open her door then she was greeted with...
Looking down the barrel of a gun with a voice saying "leaving in a hurry are we?"
LaDeia
"...may you give all that you can in life..."
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Stephano been looking for you for a long time. Now, how can you leave the man that was in love with you? playyboy asked.
He didn't love me...he wanted my designs to start his business. LaDeia managed to say stubbling over her coffee table.
You are lovely, playyboy said as he stoked the gun across her blouse. It would be a waste to...shoot you but I will reconsider if we got down.
Yea, she replied, we can get down. You first...
The right blow caught playyboy by surprise. Then a swift kick to his chest knocked him off balance. The gun flew to the ground. Playyboy tried to grab it but LaDeia beat him to it.
He wants the diamonds, LaDeia playyboy cried.
With a blaze in her eyes she stated...
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Remember what you did to my girl 1savvy? Punk I told you if I ever got the chance I 'll kill you...
four bullets accompanied playyboy's body
after realizing that she killed Stephano's main stooge, LaDeia dialed 1savvy's number.
The line was busy. That's weird she thought.
Walking over to the trash of playyboy's body, she pondered on how to dispose of it.
911, yes this officer LaDeia Allen badge #0721 I like a unit over. I just shot an intruder.
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Girl these shoes are banging and the lace holes are BEAUTIFUL! The rhinestones make them a classic. Steeltrap raved.
Well you know that diamonds are a girl's best friend, LaDeia said.
Officer Allen a unit is on there way with an ambulence, the operator stated.
Thank you.
Love or not Stephano's next.
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The doctor stood over herpatient and listened to her crazed mutterings. She had fallen asleep watching COPS and was dreaming that she was a policewoman again. Dr. DeltaQTE shook her patient's shoulder in an attempt to waken her. Ladeia came up swinging at the doctor.
DeltaQTE: Calm down or I will have to restrain you again.
Ladeia: No, Doctor QTE, I am sorry. I was dreaming again.
DeltaQTE: Tell me about the dream.
Ladeia: Well doctor, I keep dreaming about that night when I was at my house and was getting ready to leave to go have dinner with some friends when Playyboy stopped by. I hated him. I loathe bad grammar. I could only take so much. He came by that evening and was antagonizing me with his debate on who was FINNER. The man had no clue over the inappropriateness of his question, not to mention the grammatical murder.
DeltaQTE: Hmm. Who was finner indeed?
Ladeia: He had been going around polling men for weeks. He kept using bad ANGLISH and I was not having it. That night he came over as I was getting ready to leave. He began to pontificate on the FINNER qualities of the AKAs and the DELTAs. All of a sudden I was in a full blown rage and SHOT HIM. He deserved it as much as he had MURDERED the English language. After I killed him, I had to come up with a way to avoid prison. So I called 911 and told them that this man had crucified the LANGUAGE of the white man and it was my duty as an American citizen to kill him in retaliation. I plead not guilty due to temporary insanity.
DeltaQTE: I see. You know you are about as funny as the Olsen twins. I think I need to up your dosage to keep you stable.
Ladeia: No, please!! I am stable. I just want to draw. I have shoes that I need to design. I can design you a pair if you like. I can make you some crimson Manolo boots and you will be the ONLY one with them.
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04-18-2003, 01:33 PM
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Dr. DeltaQTE looked at her watch. She thought "ah...lunch in 15 minutes, thank God!" She gave ladeia her medicine and went to the breakroom. She flipped on the local afternoon news to see what was new in the world
"Our top story today, the hospital fire was ruled to be an arson. Police found a container of Piggly Wiggly generic lighter fluid at the scene. More details as they become available."
DeltaQTE thought "Lawwwwd, somebody done tried to blow up the hospital across the street."
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04-18-2003, 01:43 PM
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See what I mean Librasoul, they after me. Stephano came by and brought me some take out and I have been feeling weird ever since. Po-Po has been by here twice before you got here.......or wait, someone saying they were Po-Po came by here asking about a fire, so I am just trying to keep on my toes..... I just asked Stephano for some West Indian food and I tell you he and Two One Three are out to get me. BUT, I am not going out without a GOOD fight! BELIEVE THAT!!!
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Librasoul said "Gyrl, calm down. Lemme see who is at the door, we need to get everything under control."
Librasoul opens the door and it is Fee Fee, panicking.
Fee Fee - "Yo man, I need a place to stay! I have cops at my house and I know they are gonna think I did it!"
Librasoul - " Did what?"
Fee Fee looks at librasoul. "The fire?? Hello? It is all over everything. They found Piggly Wiggly lighter fluid! I bought some earlier today, so now it looks like it was me!"
Librasoul - "Why on earth did you buy lighter fluid?" She looks at Gyrl7.
Gyrl7 - "Ooooohhhh, no. Don't look at me like that. I order my lighter fluid online!"
Librasoul - "Aiight, listen. I can't be harboring fugitives. My baby Richard Maxwell JUST got locked up, with his fine azz. Did y'all light up the hospital or what?"
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04-19-2003, 01:43 AM
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Originally posted by OneOneTwo
Dedicated1 makes her move towards Luda and motions for him to come on the bed.
"Come on, Luda," we are going to have so much fun.
"Naw, that's alright. I'm celibate."
"Sella-what."
"CelIbate." Luda says walking to the door. "I don't have sex."
Dedicated1's eyes get real big and bulge like they are going to fall from her face. Her mouth drops as she can't hide the shock from her face.
"But if you want to have one, you can go to my homeboy's room down the hall." Luda opens the door and shows Dedicated1 the way out.
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Luda picks up the phone to call his girl, 1savvydiva (@ Dedicated1=  ) "Hey baby where are you?"
1savvy, "I am extremely busy right now...some trick stole my cousins new green Manolo's, the hospital caught on fire, and someone has sedated my girl! I am on my way back to the hospital to get her checked out. I have a bone to pick with you anyway..."
Luda, "What?"
1savvy, "Pushing up on some girl in the club, the SAME girl who stole my cousin STEELTRAPs shoes...WTF is wrong with you? I thought you loved me?"
Luda, "You know I do...that's just business baby, who am I on the phone with? I thought you said that you could handle it? You know that I am saving myself for you...that is if you can handle all of this that comes with it...can you?"
1savvy, "Well, yes Luda...I just..."
Luda, "Good, because I have something to ask you...can you come by when you get through at the hospital?"
1savvy, "Yeah, I guess so"
Luda, "Okay, and tell Steeltrap I will buy her not only a pair of green Manolo Blahnik's I will buy her another pair of salmon pink Manolo's just for her trouble!"
1savvy, "Oh baby...you are so sweet!!"
Luda, "I know...I'll see you later?"
1savvy, "Yes baby...Love you!"
Luda goes to his suitcase and pulls out the plain blue box that holds the flawless platinum engagement ring..."I love you too baby..."
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04-19-2003, 08:38 AM
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AKA2D’91 drives off from the interstate and she turns on the radio to WDST
Radio Announcer: We are here live at GC General Hospital where a fire has taken the life of one nurse and injured a few other.
“Oh my God, let me get to that hospital.” AKA2D’91 says while making a U-Turn and racing to the hospital on the other end of town. “Lord, I hope my daughter is okay.”
She looks at TwoOneThree in the rearview mirror and shakes her hand, “I will deal with my nephew another day.”
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AKA2D'91 is at the hospital and she is changing from her casual Sunday where to her Tuesday night fight gear. She looks up at the rearview mirror where a picture of her daughter, NinjaPoodle is hanging on the right corner of the mirror.
"Girl, I hope you are okay."
AKA2D'91 runs out of the car, but first, she looks in the mirror to make sure that her hair is straight and that she doesn't look a hot mess. Then she exhales and she power walks to the entrance of the hospital. AKA2D'91 an still smell the smoke in the air but she has easy access to the hospital seeing that most of the commotion is clear and almost everyone is back in the building. She walks to the counter where she see's a good friend of hers, Finer Woman10-A-91.
"AKA" Finer Woman10-A-91 yells, forgetting that she is at work.
"Finer Woman," AKA2D'91 runs to the desk and gives her friend a hug, "Girl just the woman I need to see."
"Why what's up?"
"Other then the fire, you tell me," both of the ladies laugh and AKA2D'91 scans the room real quick and does not see NinjaPoodle. "I am looking for my daughter. Have you seen her."
"No, some of the staff went home, but I couldn't tell you if your daughter is one of them."
"Can you check her records from her computer?"
"I wish I could do that for you, but I can’t. But if you want, you can go to the Children’s Hospital and see if they can pull up her records there. It is possible that she went home and didn’t clock out because we have had a significant case of that today.”
“Okay.”
“I understand where you are coming from. I remember when LegacyPBS was kidnapped and we couldn’t find him for weeks.”
“Girl, don’t remind me. Well, I guess my daughter is okay. Let me try calling her again.”
“Here, use the office phone.”
AKA2D’91 takes the phone away from Finer Woman10-A-91 and begins to make the call.
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04-19-2003, 08:43 AM
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Re: Re: Re: Meanwhile...
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Afrochic, Sugar_N_Spice, and SevenOhTwo stand in a circle amazed that NoworNever passed out. As they stood there watching, SevenOhTwo's sister EightOhEight came up to hug her brother. She looked down at NoworNever.
808: Ain't one of yall gonna help her up? What happened to her?
702: Man, I don't know, Baby Sis. She looked at me and just passed out. You know that NO WOMAN can resist the ICE COLD magnetism of an ALPHA man.
808: You have been an Alpha man for like 7 minutes and now you wanna talk mad junk. Before you were an Alpha man, you could not buy a date.
702: You think so?
808: I know so. You have been sweating Gina1201 for 2 1/2 years. I don't see her up here now sweating you.
702: Man, I don't know where Gina was. I was really hoping she would have been here tonight. I have been writing her poetry once a week for the past two years.
Afrochic: You have got to be kidding me. You are WHIPPED.
702: Man soon I am going to get my chance to whip it on GINA. That SWEET SEXY THAAAAAAAANG GINA.
While they stood there talking, NoworNever lay there faking her fainting to gather this info on 702. She decided it was time to "wake up." She tentatively sat up, "Where. where am I?"
Afrochic: Girl you fell the hell out.
NorN: Afrochic don't try to clown with that lopsided afro of yours. **singing** You need to pick yo afro Daddyyyyyyyy cuz it's flat on one side.
The group laughed as they helped NoworNever up off of the ground.
NorN: I am headed back to the dorm. I have stuff to do.
S_N_S: But there is a party up at the center in an hour.
NorN: I said I have stuff to do. I will try to roll through later.
S_N_S: What are you going to be doing? Or is it WHO?
NorN: Mind yo business. I have . . . .
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"Mind yo business. I have to go home now, my man will be here any minute now." NoworNever tells SugarNSpice as she is dusting herself off and heading towards her room.
"Alright girl, you be careful," Sugar-N-Spice, Afro-Chic, SevenOhTwo and EightOhEight hug NoworNever as she leaves the Alpha plot and heads towards her dorm.
Sugar-N-Spice and Afro-Chic look at each other and shake their heads.
"Her man... this is the first time NoworNever mentioned having a man. I wonder who he is." Afro-Chic asks.
"Me too, lets go find out."
Sugar-N-Spice and Afro-Chic leave the Alpha plot and they follow NoworNever to her room.
"All I got to say is that he better be sexy." Afro-Chic says as they follow her.
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04-19-2003, 08:56 AM
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Meanwhile...
OneOneTwo makes his way into another residence hall...
"Time for me to pay RedefinedDiva a visit... and make her day!"
OneOneTwo laughs to himself as he runs up the stairs and begins to put his plan to work. He jogs to RedefinedDiva's dorm and he follows her into the room as she is opening the door.
"Aahh!" RedefinedDiva screams as she feels OneOneTwo grab her from behind and slam the door.
RedefindedDiva struggles to get herself freem but she cannot break free from OneOneTwo's grip. OneOneTwo walks RedefinedDiva to her side of the room and lays her on the bed and he gets on top of her. He takes his hand from her mouth, where she tries to bite him and she misses.
"Why you screaming girl! You don't recognize me?" OneOneTwo yells in her ear.
"Oh my God, tell me this is a joke!" RedefinedDiva yells, "Whoever it is get the hell off of me right now! This htis ain't funny!"
"It's me baby, and I'm back to take my spot, next to you." OneOneTwo nibbles on her neck and then he gets off the bed. RedefinedDiva takes a look at OneOneTwo and shakes her head.
"You bastard, I thought you were dead."
"I thought I was too, but lets just say I had a resurrection."
"Where have you been all this time?" RedefinedDiva yells as she slaps OneOneTwo, "You have no idea how hard I cried because I thought you were dead."
"You have no idea what it is like to deal with a crazy ass girl like Gyrl7. Breaking up with her took longer than I thought. She just wouldn't take no for an answer."
"So that's what you were arguing about?"
"Yeah. Look RedefindDiva, I know I have been MIA for a minute, but everyday I was gone, I was only thinking of you. You have no idea just how bad I wanted to come back to GC and to spend nights with you. There are so many girls that I could have smashed while I was away from you, but I couldn't. I want you, only you."
"Look One..."
Before RedefinedDiva could finish her sentence, OneOneTwo kisses her and they fall on her bed and become one.
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04-20-2003, 11:29 PM
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The man stood on the sidewalk across the street from the library. He had been waiting hours for her to come out. He longed to see her again and touch her and caress her ebony skin. He had wanted to write her or call or at least e-mail, but he had been scared. He had hurt her and hurting her had hurt him. He had never meant to hurt her. He had loved her for years.
Waiting was not his thing, but for her he would wait the rest of his life. He had learned perseverance. He believed that she was worth waiting for.
As he stood waiting, he saw people he recognized but thanks to his clever disguise no one recognized him. He had missed this place. The University of GC had been good to him. It had introduced him to so many wonderful things and ideas and people. The most special had been her. He had been around the world and seen hundreds of beautiful women but no one had captured his heart like SHE had. She had stimulated him in so many different ways. He had laid in bed many a nights dreaming of her -- her scent, her voice, her smell, her beauty, her touch, and her laugh.
There she was. She had finally emerged and he wanted to do a dance at the sight of her. He wanted to run across the street and pick her up and kiss her with all of the pent up passion that he had supressed these past two years. He had to make sure the timing was perfect though when he chose to reveal himself to her.
But WAIT, who was that walking with her with his arm around her! It was his former roommate, RAIN MAN!!  How dare he take his beloved! What made her get with him? How could Kelli do this to him?
He had to get closer to the two of them so he could find out the depth of this relationship. . .
Who is back to claim Kelli as his own? What made Kelli get with Rain Man? Tune in the next time I feel like finishing this story line.
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04-21-2003, 09:58 AM
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Librasoul said "Gyrl, calm down. Lemme see who is at the door, we need to get everything under control."
Librasoul opens the door and it is Fee Fee, panicking.
Fee Fee - "Yo man, I need a place to stay! I have cops at my house and I know they are gonna think I did it!"
Librasoul - " Did what?"
Fee Fee looks at librasoul. "The fire?? Hello? It is all over everything. They found Piggly Wiggly lighter fluid! I bought some earlier today, so now it looks like it was me!"
Librasoul - "Why on earth did you buy lighter fluid?" She looks at Gyrl7.
Gyrl7 - "Ooooohhhh, no. Don't look at me like that. I order my lighter fluid online!"
Librasoul - "Aiight, listen. I can't be harboring fugitives. My baby Richard Maxwell JUST got locked up, with his fine azz. Did y'all light up the hospital or what?"
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What Hospital? I don't know nothin about nothin!
Chal errybotty know about Richard Maxwell being locked the heck up, but listen to this shizzy...........Word on the street is OneOneTwo is messing around with Redefined Diva  He so busy trying to cut it off with me, that his behind is creeping from one campus to the next. I hope she doesn't fall for his "I could have been with so many girls, but you were the only one I could be with" crap because he can be smooth, but when he is tired of her he'll move to the next.
AND ANOTHER THING, OneOneTwo better pay these bills he got while living under my roof! He ran up the telephone bill to $480.00 talkin bout he was talkin to his friend Earl, ERRYBOTTY know Earl is DEAF! Then there is the tickets he got on my car, that is a good $1,250.00, now he is using the excuse his cousin was driving the car. Redefined, before you fall for that man, you better call a sista and find out his credit history first before you start giving him all your income tax....Hmmppphhh!
LibraSoul, chal I know you told me not to take him back, but shoot it wasn't like no one else was knocking at my door so I had no choice, but he BETTA PAY ME MY DAM MONEY, THASS ALL I KNOW. Or he will be MIA permanently.
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04-21-2003, 03:20 PM
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While all of this is going on
LadyGreek looks around the Alpha Probate but doesn't see Dean Professor.
oh well she sighs I might as well go on home
As she heads back to her car, her cell rings and she recognizes 411's number.
Hey Sweetie, how are you? Did you get my message?
Yeah, I did Lady. You mean to tell me that woman is a perp?
Yeah she is. Girl she didn't go over because she lied about being pregnant by our BigSisterShaft's man, DoggyStyle. So they made her drop line.
Oh my, LadyGreek. That is horrible. She is even the president of the alumnae chapter here.
Well, we have to do something. Let me check with a few more people and then I'll get back to you tomorrow. Just maybe she ended up crossing an alumnae chapter somewhere.
I don't think so because her sweater says ZX but do let me know what you find out.
Okay, I'll talk to you tomorrow.
LadyGreek hangs up the phone and ponders the conversation she is going to have first thing in the morning.
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04-22-2003, 10:07 AM
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AKA2D'91 is at the hospital and she is changing from her casual Sunday where to her Tuesday night fight gear. She looks up at the rearview mirror where a picture of her daughter, NinjaPoodle is hanging on the right corner of the mirror.
"Girl, I hope you are okay."
AKA2D'91 runs out of the car, but first, she looks in the mirror to make sure that her hair is straight and that she doesn't look a hot mess. Then she exhales and she power walks to the entrance of the hospital. AKA2D'91 an still smell the smoke in the air but she has easy access to the hospital seeing that most of the commotion is clear and almost everyone is back in the building. She walks to the counter where she see's a good friend of hers, Finer Woman10-A-91.
"AKA" Finer Woman10-A-91 yells, forgetting that she is at work.
"Finer Woman," AKA2D'91 runs to the desk and gives her friend a hug, "Girl just the woman I need to see."
"Why what's up?"
"Other then the fire, you tell me," both of the ladies laugh and AKA2D'91 scans the room real quick and does not see NinjaPoodle. "I am looking for my daughter. Have you seen her."
"No, some of the staff went home, but I couldn't tell you if your daughter is one of them."
"Can you check her records from her computer?"
"I wish I could do that for you, but I can’t. But if you want, you can go to the Children’s Hospital and see if they can pull up her records there. It is possible that she went home and didn’t clock out because we have had a significant case of that today.”
“Okay.”
“I understand where you are coming from. I remember when LegacyPBS was kidnapped and we couldn’t find him for weeks.”
“Girl, don’t remind me. Well, I guess my daughter is okay. Let me try calling her again.”
“Here, use the office phone.”
AKA2D’91 takes the phone away from Finer Woman10-A-91 and begins to make the call.
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As 112 wakes from his nightmare, he realizes he's late and must make a mad dash to work. He's been late three times this week. If he's late again, he's going to get FIRED by his supervisor, AKA2D.
"Dayum" he says. "How am I going to explain this one?" Without taking a shower, brushing his teeth, or changing his underwear, 112 gets in his ride and rides out to work!
As he thinks of an EXCUSE, he sees carpoolers Professor, Sphinxpoet, Doggystyle and Nupe4Life entering the ramp on I-08.
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04-22-2003, 10:59 AM
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As 112 wakes from his nightmare, he realizes he's late and must make a mad dash to work. He's been late three times this week. If he's late again, he's going to get FIRED by his supervisor, AKA2D.
"Dayum" he says. "How am I going to explain this one?" Without taking a shower, brushing his teeth, or changing his underwear, 112 gets in his ride and rides out to work!
As he thinks of an EXCUSE, he sees carpoolers Professor, Sphinxpoet, Doggystyle and Nupe4Life entering the ramp on I-08.
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Secka'tare: Good Morning One One Two's Office how can I help?
Gyrl7: Yes, Hey is he there yet?
Secka'tare: No im afraid he is running a little late this morning he is stuck in traffic, so he is on his....................
Gyrl7: I know he there, TELL HIM THAT HIS GYYYYRRRRRLLLL SAID, THAT IF HE DON'T PAY ME MY DAM MONEY, IM AFRAID OF THE SCENE IMMO CAUSE INFRONT OF ALL HIS CO-WORKERS......P.S. AND TELL HIM I AINT SCURRED EITHA!
Secka'tare: Well, I don't know if I could tell him..............
Gyrl7: LOOK BALDY BEAN I KNOW YOU WEAR A WEAVE AND A WIG, SO DON'T GET NEW...................................BAM!
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04-23-2003, 09:58 PM
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Lady Greek hangs up the phone after talking to the executive director at Delta headquarters.
Just as I thought she thinks to herself, there is no record of an Alice Chaucey nor Alice DuBois on file. And to think she has been perping so hard that she is president of the Jamaica Alumnae Chapter. I've got to call BigSisterShaft and tell her this news.
Just as she is about to pick up the phone it rings.
Lady Greek here
Hey Lady, I just left your perping line sister 411 laughs she said to tell you hey and that you should come down and visit her.
Ain't that a trip. She has lied so hard and for so long that she probably believes it herself. Well, you know what? I think BigSisterShaft and I just might do that. I have a lot of vacation time coming and a trip away from this cold just might be what the doctored ordered. Tell you what, don't tell her we are coming, let's make it a surprise. Can you book a hotel for us?
Girl, you don't need a hotel, you can stay with me. I've got two spare bedrooms.
Wow, I knew you were doing well but I didn't know things were that good. Okay let me call BSShaft and then I'll let you know when we're coming.
Great, I can't wait to bust this woman out, oh and of course it will be great to see you, too. 411 chuckles
I hear ya, okay ttyl. Delta love.
Delta love to you, too. Bye.
As she dials the phone to call BSShaft, LadyGreek contemplates how they are going to not only expose Alice for the perp that she is, but also pay her back for what she did to BSS and Doggy all those years ago. Damn she thinks revenge really is sweet
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04-24-2003, 01:33 PM
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Secka'tare: Good Morning One One Two's Office how can I help?
Gyrl7: Yes, Hey is he there yet?
Secka'tare: No im afraid he is running a little late this morning he is stuck in traffic, so he is on his....................
Gyrl7: I know he there, TELL HIM THAT HIS GYYYYRRRRRLLLL SAID, THAT IF HE DON'T PAY ME MY DAM MONEY, IM AFRAID OF THE SCENE IMMO CAUSE INFRONT OF ALL HIS CO-WORKERS......P.S. AND TELL HIM I AINT SCURRED EITHA!
Secka'tare: Well, I don't know if I could tell him..............
Gyrl7: LOOK BALDY BEAN I KNOW YOU WEAR A WEAVE AND A WIG, SO DON'T GET NEW...................................BAM!
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Gyrl7 spins around and looks at librasoul.
"Why'd you do that?!" asks librasoul. "You can make threatening calls on your own phone, that one will get traced back to me!"
Gyrl7 -- "OneOneTwo thinks I don't know he's alive. I hope that scretray gives him the message exactly as I said it. Cept for the baldy bean part."
Librasoul -- "Okay look...I really need to know wha--"
The phone rings.
Librasoul -- "Hello?"
"I need to talk to Gyrl7. NOW."
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04-24-2003, 04:19 PM
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Originally posted by librasoul22
Gyrl7 spins around and looks at librasoul.
"Why'd you do that?!" asks librasoul. "You can make threatening calls on your own phone, that one will get traced back to me!"
Gyrl7 -- "OneOneTwo thinks I don't know he's alive. I hope that scretray gives him the message exactly as I said it. Cept for the baldy bean part."
Librasoul -- "Okay look...I really need to know wha--"
The phone rings.
Librasoul -- "Hello?"
"I need to talk to Gyrl7. NOW."
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Secka'tare: Good morning OneOneTwo, you have a message from a Gyrl7
OneOneTwo: PLEASE DON'T SAY THAT NAME  . You know that heffa called my house, my mama's house, the DMV, Child Support, America's Most Wanted(no lie), and had the nerve to make rounds to every restaurant in town posting pictures of me and paying them not to serve me..........  . Even McDonals, and you would think I DERSERVE a break after all this ISHT. I puh'my right hane up fo'gawd immo kill this chick(  )
Secka'tare: Yes well she sounds pretty upset, and I don't think that you have heard the last of her, because she is or said she will come up and..........................
OneOneTwo: She WILL NOT be in this office, BELIEVE THAT! Call security immediately if she comes.
SecKa'tare: Well I don't know what she looks like.
OneOneTwo: Just look for a mad crazy woman that's it! Hello Libra, look put Gyrl on the phone cuz immo........whoo-hoo-hoo, LAWD immo break her neck!
Gyrl7: THIS AINT LIBRASOUL FOOL IT'S ME, AND YOU AINT DOIN JACK! AS A MATTER OF FACT IF YOU FEEL SO BIG AND BAD MR. ROSE ON THE 3RD DAY GO ON OUT TO YOUR CAR AND COME SEE ME.............TALKIN BOUT BREAKIN MY NECK, YA CAN'T EVEN BREAK DANCE NOW GET THE HELL OFF MY PHONE! BAM!
OneOneTwo: See this chick play too much, Tare, please take any messages I have a family emergency. Thanks!
OneOneTwo: Well, i'll be......................she, wait, wait a minute............this fool, my car is smokin..........she done set my dam car on fire...............AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! WHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY, IMMO KILLA! IMMMMMMMOOOOOOOOOOOOOO KILLAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
Last edited by Gyrl7; 04-24-2003 at 04:25 PM.
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