~Because I'm the only person in my department without kids to pick up at daycare, I'm the only one who ever has to stay late.
~People say "you look tired". I'm always tired dammit, and I don't need you pointing out my flaws, thank you!
~Men flirt shamelessly with you for like 3 months, and then when you say something regarding going out, they act like you're speaking Swahili to them.
~Ex's tell you that he can't help the fact that he still wants to sleep with you, even though he knows he can't. No shit sherlock!! I'm not sleeping with you anymore because I dumped your ass, so DEAL!
~Someone thinking I will be their booty call...I'll make those decisions, thank you very much!
~Bad grammar and spelling....sorry, I just can't stand when people say the word youse, as in "I can't go with youse". It's you or you all!!
~You go into the bathroom at a bar, restaurant, etc, and there's no toilet paper or anyone in there to hand you some, and you're already on the toilet doing your business!
OK, that's enough for now