Restaurant Horror Stories!!!!

[yasava]

From what I heard, the BK closed because too many people started getting food poisoning ...but there are some places that are real good. Next time you go to China Wonder, get the chicken cheese steak (yum) and I don't know if you've ever gone to LaBamba, but their grilled chicken sandwich, along with some sweet tea is on point Oh, the memories...

Ok, back to your reg. scheduled thread...

[Blessed1]

I will have to try those.....

[CrimsonTide4]

Aight I have been not eating any fast food since I started eating healthier but tonight I did not want to cook, so I went to KFC to FINALYL have some of the HONEY BBQ BONELESS WINGS. . .
I get there @ 7:18, wonder why the man in front of me is taking so long to place his order. I get to the speaker @ 7:22, place my order and pull around. I hand DERRIN my cash @ 7:24, get my change. **JERZEE MONET IS PROVIDING MY MUSICAL ENTERTAINMENT**

7:25
7:26
7:27
7:28
7:29
7:30
7:31
7:32 My order was 20 boneless wings, individual potato wedges and one biscuit
7:33
7:34 DERRIN comes to the window and says, "HI!!" MOFO, WHERE IS MY FOOD. He looks The KFC I went to not many BLACK folks go to so CUT THE GAMES
7:35
7:36
7:37 DERRIN opens the window and hands me my bag. NO APOLOGY!!! BAB BAB BAB BAB

I get home @ 7:43 ready to tear my food up. I open the box and there are NO FRIES OR BISCUITS!!! GET MY GAT!!!!!

Yall I called KFC and talked to Shane. I gave him blow by blow. He is probably talking to DERRIN NOW. Tomorrow I can go to KFC and get 20 BONELESS WINGS, FAMILY SIZE WEDGES, FOUR BISCUITS, and a CHOCOLATE CHIP CAKE!!

Say it with me now: GLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORY!!

[Gina1201]

You go CT4!

Today me and a few (okay 9 people) went to Ruby Tuesday's. One of the girls ordered buffalo wings. Do you know one of the wings came out cooked with the FEATHERS still attached? Needless to say our appetite stopped there.

[smiley21]

Originally posted by Gina1201
You go CT4!

Today me and a few (okay 9 people) went to Ruby Tuesday's. One of the girls ordered buffalo wings. Do you know one of the wings came out cooked with the FEATHERS still attached? Needless to say our appetite stopped there.

you are NOT serious!! no one can see a freakin feather on on a plate of food! tell me you complained!

[Gina1201]

Originally posted by smiley21
you are NOT serious!! no one can see a freakin feather on on a plate of food! tell me you complained!

She complained but did not want any new food. We've seen too many of those Fox expose shows where they show what happens when you send food back in the kitchen.

[Dionysus]

HC everytime I go there they screw up my order or something is wrong w/ the food?

Today not only did I get my food screwed up but I got extremely bad service. The woman at the drive thru window was being a straight binch. She was whispering so I couldn't hear what she was saying, asked her to repeat the total and she yells $5.............7.............5. When I pulled up to the window, she rolled her eyes at me as if she was gonna whoop my a$$ or something and shoved my order to me. HEFFAAAAA WENCHHHHHHHH better be lucky I was in a calm mood today!

Then I got home, I thought ahhh it looks like they got something right for the first time...the chicken looked a tad overcooked...but hey that's cool w/ me, better then undercooked. Then I bit into the chicken and it was hard as a brick, it was VERY pink inside, they barely cooked it. I assumed that they fried it on a very high temp for a short period of time in order for it to cook very well on the outside yet barely on the inside.

[hipshimmy]

You think that only restaurants are bad.

About 5 years ago I had an accident. I broke my jaw in two places and had to get it wired. After 7 weeks and a 20 pound loss, it was time to take out the wires. I wanted to make sure my weight didn't go back up so I started eating healthy stuff. One night I warmed up a LEAN CUISINE dinner. It was ravioli I think. I started eating then felt something crunch in my mouth. I immediately stopped chewing and pulled the crunchy part out and it was not food. IT WAS A TOENAIL!!! I called the co. and alerted them to the matter. Needless to say I never ate another LEAN CUISINE again.

[Rain Man]

Originally posted by KnowledgeEternal
There is a Chinese Restaurant in the area that used to get a lot of business in the mid-nineties. Well a friend of mine went to eat there and became sick that same night. She became so sick that her mother decided to take her to the hospital. *This is where it gets crazy* The doctor did whatever he had to do and determined that her illness was caused by bacteria in some food that she ate. Not just any bacteria though, bacteria that is found in HUMAN FECES!!! They traced it back to the Chinese restaurant when several other people got sick. I don't even want to think how bacteria from freakin-human feces got in her food.

Oh, I can't resist!!

KE, here's how bacteria from feces got into her food:

*RM presses down on the "magic toaster" and begins to read off a card*



The Chinese restaurant worker is also a bomber pilot who likes to practice a lot. He even yells, "BOMBS AWAY!" when he's _________ing.

Hope this helps

Anyway, I have a recent horror story that happened a few days ago:

Me and a colleague was in Hillsboro, Ohio for an audit (Hillsboro is 60 miles due south of Columbus, some rural, rinky-dink town). Well, this is our 3rd year down here in the boonies, and we are tired of the usual greasy-spoon restaurants. So we drive 12 miles out of Hillsboro to this one restaurant in the middle of nowhere (looks like the setting for a horror movie) to The Frontier Grill. Anyhow, the service and food is okay--we both get New York Strip steaks. Aside from a fly that kept getting on our bread, no problems.

But right after we paid the check, little Tuffy (Tom and Jerry's little gray cousin/nephew) comes out and makes a guest appearance and I shout out "WHAT THE FREAK!!" My colleague sees it too. And all the waitresses get together and say, "Aw, he's just a little baby mouse." and treat it like it's a freakin' PET. There was a couple sitting in a booth nearby and they were unfazed by the whole scene--thus I looked like a freakin' fool for even making a scene in the 1st place. Anyhow, I said to my colleague "Ready to bounce?" He said , "Yep", and we left there as fast as we could.

Too bad too b/c they give 1/2 price dinners on your birthday, and my b-day is next week and since I will still be out there I was gonna celebrate there and try to finish one of their signature 6 lb. steaks! I won't be celebrating there anyway...

[darling1]

This weekend my hubby and I go to get some grub since we had no power. We go to a local eatery and I order a half sandwich and half salad. The salad was subpar but I let that slide. I go to eat the sandwich and I find a hair in it. SO needless to say, I am upset. I am starving so I ask to have another made. While I am waiting I mentioned this to someone who works there and he asked me, "what type of hair was it?" WTF??!!??

I told him it didn't matter the type, it wasn't mine..period. Only because I ate there before did I even bother to stay. So I get my new sandwich and I dig in. I take a bite and my hubby asked, "what is that black stuff on your mouth?"; at the same time I feel something gritty. I look closer and there is a mound of sand/soil on my lettuce. Needless to say, I am UPSET. My mom's to be know that a pregnant, hysterical HUNGRY woman is not pretty. Add to that an A1 DRAMA QUEEN and there is an uproar.

I go up to the counter and yell at the manager "ARE YOU PEOPLE TRYING TO KILL ME??!! I am pregnant and you put hair in my food then you don't wash the lettuce?!!" The manager gives me some excuse about how the produce comes from the same person who distributes to many local shops. WHAT DOES THAT HAVE TO DO WITH THE PRICE OF TEA IN CHINA???

Thank God for peace of mind, I calmed down enough to tell the idiot of a manager that I want ALL OF MY MONEY BACK and I let my husband handle the rest.

this was how i felt after leaving that place.

That was a simply crackish experience and I wish for that not to happen to ANYONE!!

[RedefinedDiva]

That is too much!

[Lady Pi Phi]

I had family that used to live in Wisconsin. One summer we went to visit and decided to take a trip to the Wisconsin Dells (not a nice place...I didn't need to take an 18 car ride to a copy of Niagara Falls). Anyway, we stopped in this Burger King because we were starving and my mother needed to use the facilites.
Well this place was so disgusting. The floors weren't mopped, the tables weren't wiped down at all. They had crusted on food all over them. There had to be a million flies in the place. I didn't even see the washrooms, but my mother came out and was so disgusted, we just just walked out. Never have I ever been to a place as disgusting as that.

[Conskeeted7]

I had a serious craving for some IHOP. They just started building them in my area about a year ago and this was my first visit.

Well, the waitress sat us at a table that had all sorts of food underneath on the ground. That should have been the first sign. But I told her and she got teh sweeper to clean it up. Then we sit down and she brings out glasses of water for each of us. Why did my glass have red lipstick and grits on it?!?!

I was absolutely disgusted and asked the waitress for her manager. I told the manager to look at my glass and tell me what was wrong since I hadn't taken a drink yet. So, we get up to leave and she goes in the back and then comes out begging us to stay, saying that she just fired the waitres and she'll serve us herself. My appetite was just gone, so we left and I complained on the hotline.

The store owner called and left me a message because of my complaint. When I called the store back to speak to him, the lady hung up on me. Don't you know I called and complained again. They sent some flowers to my house and some gift certificates, but I just gave them away. I don't eat at dirty places.

[DELTABRAT]

Two:

One, I was at PF Chang and opened my fortune cookie and a toenail was in it. Not a fingernail, but a toenail.

Two:
Went to a restaurant, like a deli and was sitting across from a woman eating a salad. After like 10 minutes she (apparently) began chewing on something that was not lettuce or tomatoes, etc. When she finally had chewed what it was to the front, it was a Band-Aid..used..like wrapped up and taped, ya know, like fresh off the chef's finger and stuff. I was like "uh."

[Neosoulchild]

Originally posted by DELTABRAT
Two:

One, I was at PF Chang and opened my fortune cookie and a toenail was in it. Not a fingernail, but a toenail.

Two:
Went to a restaurant, like a deli and was sitting across from a woman eating a salad. After like 10 minutes she (apparently) began chewing on something that was not lettuce or tomatoes, etc. When she finally had chewed what it was to the front, it was a Band-Aid..used..like wrapped up and taped, ya know, like fresh off the chef's finger and stuff. I was like "uh."

@ the toenail

speechless @ the band-aid that is just gross