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Rudey · #**541** 11-25-2002, 11:03 PM

I have this dream...

there are spotlights on me...we're going at it...the audience loves it and is going insane...

They all scream...

"We love you Michael"!

And then when I'm done, I collapse and Beat It starts playing.

-Rudey
--Yeah girls, I want you to call me Michael...mmm...hmmmm

crystalline · #**542** 11-25-2002, 11:07 PM

OMG, this thread is totally off the wall, and I only read the first couple pages! I'll never think about pizza and cookies the same way again!

DWAlphaGam · #**543** 11-26-2002, 10:11 AM

So what do you like most about Michael Jackson? The pedophilia or the body dysmorphic disorder?

And why exactly does "Beat It" start playing at the end of your fantasy?

EM1843 · #**544** 11-26-2002, 04:08 PM

Cause he wakes up from the dream and that's his only choice....
Sorry dude...just too funny

alphaiota · #**545** 11-26-2002, 10:12 PM

maybe it's b/c of what rudey posted (i think it was rudey) before about getting the chic out of his bed so he can get some sleep.

shelley j
sigma k

Imthechamp · #**546** 12-01-2002, 09:20 AM

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Originally posted by EM1843
Can't let this thread DIE!

Here's one...

What do you like be called in bed? Or do you prefer no to speak?

I like the girls who moan

KappaTarzan · #**547** 12-01-2002, 10:33 PM

i get a little carried away in bed... i scratch my man's back up.. heh.. i also get loud sometimes, but it he likes it

Imthechamp · #**548** 12-01-2002, 10:37 PM

Cut your nails.

KappaTarzan · #**549** 12-01-2002, 10:40 PM

the guy i was engaged to loved it.

Imthechamp · #**550** 12-01-2002, 10:42 PM

How hard did you scratch him?

Cuz...that would hurt.

KappaTarzan · #**551** 12-01-2002, 10:50 PM

i don't know, i get carried away.. andy used to call them his "slave marks"... he'd have lil red streaks down his back for a day or so... once i broke the skin a little, not much.. eek. he used to love it though, he said it made things more fun...

alphaiota · #**552** 12-02-2002, 02:55 PM

i definately do the scratch thing. one time i was with this guy and i just tore his back up. he was really pissed. i found out it was b/c he had a gf. oops! too bad for him. bad idea to cheat i guess.

shelley j
sigma k

AGDPrincess70 · #**553** 12-02-2002, 06:25 PM

Okay, so I started dating this guy and things are really cool. We messed around for the first time last night, and his d*ck is BENT!!!

Like, you know how when a guy is hard and lays on his back, it goes stright up in the air (well, for the most part)? Well, it'll go up like normal for an inch or so, then it bends at a RIGHT ANGLE towards his feet. Can you guys picture what I'm talking about? Is that normal?????????????

please, oh please give me some feedback!

Dionysus · #**554** 12-02-2002, 06:30 PM

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Originally posted by AGDPrincess70
Okay, so I started dating this guy and things are really cool. We messed around for the first time last night, and his d*ck is BENT!!! Like, you know how when a guy is hard and lays on his back, it goes stright up in the air (well, for the most part)? Well, it'll go up like normal for an inch or so, then it bends at a RIGHT ANGLE towards his feet. Can you guys picture what I'm talking about? Is that normal????????????? If and when we ever have sex, is it going to be, you know, possible?

please, oh please give me some feedback!

Well, what exactly did you two do last night?

AGDPrincess70 · #**555** 12-02-2002, 06:35 PM

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Well, what exactly did you two do last night?

well, you know...STUFF

edited for CONTENT