Fake Problem Appreciation Thread

[AlphaFrog]

Originally posted by SOPi_Jawbreaker
I'm a popular sorority girl (I know, redundant). I have so many friends and so many invitations to parties and clubs. How ever do I choose? My time is precious, so I can't waste my time going to uncool clubs or parties. But sometimes, there's like two or three cool parties in one night. What do I do then?

It's called party hopping!! But you have to prioritize. You decided which is the absolute coolest, and you save them for last (because all the other really super popular people don't show up until late either!).

[mulattogyrl]

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
I have a problem making up words, i.e. upside downed.

Wow, I thought I was the only one with this problem. I use words like jerkamole, lady-ish, and happyosity, and it makes my daughter laugh. Why does she laugh at me?

[PerfectVerse06]

*boom boom, boom boom, dllllllll boom boom, duh dunna duuuu duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duh duhh dunanananaaaaaa dunannaaaa duh duh dunaaaaaa duh dunanaaaa duh duh dunaaaaa duh duh dunaaaaaahhhhhhhhh*

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AlphaFrog
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AXiD670
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BASED ON A TRUE STORY

In a world where petite women’s needs are often ignored, a place that allows people to congregate and complain about problems that aren’t really troubles becomes necessary for survival. Valkyrie stars as the innovator who would create the social order known as the Fake Problem Society. Watch as the members of this society struggle with issues such as which hot party to attend, where they should spend outrageous amounts of money, which hot guy to date, and where to go while on a lavish month-long vacation. Your heart will melt when you learn of all the horrific things these women have had to deal with.

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[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by mulattogyrl
Wow, I thought I was the only one with this problem. I use words like jerkamole, lady-ish, and happyosity, and it makes my daughter laugh. Why does she laugh at me?

The lack of 2 ________

[mulattogyrl]

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4
The lack of 2 ________

LMAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAO

[mulattogyrl]

DAMMMITTTT PV06 is a certified FOOL!!!!

[valkyrie]

PV06, I love you more than life itself. Together, you and I can make a real difference! After seeing your groundbreaking movie, women and girls the world over will unite and climb to the tops of their desks, bars, or tables at fancy restaurants and like the boys before them in Dead Poets Society, declare:

OH FAKE PROBLEMS MY FAKE PROBLEMS!

Carpe diem, girls. Or, um, how do you say "Sieze the fake problems!" in Latin? I studied it in high school but was too busy flirting with football players to pay attention in class. Gosh darn it, I've had such a troubled past.

[adpiucf]

Fake problem of the day: I just read this one FOR REAL on lawschooldiscussion.org

Oh I just took a practice LSAT and I got a 180. I am so afraid to take another because I think if my score goes down it will shake my confidence.

<<beats head against the wall>>

[Munchkin03]

If you're having fake problems I feel bad for you son
but I got 99 problems but midgets ain't one.

[SOPi_Jawbreaker]

PV06, you are killing me over here. Between this thread and the other thread, I can't breath anymore. Somebody better send a paramedic to do CPR...preferably a hot one.

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by Munchkin03
If you're having fake problems I feel bad for you son
but I got 99 problems but midgets ain't one.

CTFU!!!!!

[tunatartare]

Originally posted by Munchkin03
If you're having fake problems I feel bad for you son
but I got 99 problems but midgets ain't one.

LMAO

[PerfectVerse06]

Valkyrie, my muse!!!



We MUST take our story to Broadway. "Fake Problems Society-The Musical"!!!!

We can make sure the theater has a section for the little people, so they can see the stage. And sell t-shirts, but we have to make sure they fit the petite folks out there. Don't want them boy-cotting the play or anything like that.

We're going to be filthy rich, and it's going to be awful.




@Munchkin03, would you like to contribute that song to the 'Fake Problems Society' soundtrack? LOL!!!

[amycat412]

HEH GC has not been this much fun in a long time.

PV6, I know an agent we can use to get the most money possible out of your fine cinematic productions.

He is one of my fake problems, see he loves me so muvch I just don't know what to do. heh

[FeeFee]

Originally posted by Munchkin03
If you're having fake problems I feel bad for you son
but I got 99 problems but midgets ain't one.

CTHU
CTHU
CTHU