Yeah I said it, I bet you won't hit me...

[marquise1911]

Originally posted by lil_sunshine
It had to be said, so I apologize now if I disrespected your forum.

No, this thread is for that! You're right. It needed to be said.

[PerfectVerse06]

Originally posted by lil_sunshine
To my youngest sister: Please keep your son- however adorable looking- on a tight leash. The next time I come home from work and this lil nucca so much as looks at me wrong, I'mma slap the living $h!t outta you and not him. Why you? B/c YOU are his parent. Just because you use masked attempts at disciplining him doesn't mean that he listens to you. He is a 4 year old child with speech, hand and mouth problems. Your dumb azz knows that he likes to hit, punch and spit on me, yet you allow it b/c "you have things to do and can't always take the time out to calm him down when he cries." Well, you shouldn't have gone all the way to England during your Spring Break to ride his daddy like Mustang Sally without the use of contraceptives, you STUPID STANK WENCH!!!

You are the same dumb azz who never asks for help when you need it. I'm not a mind reader or Ms. Cleo, so get it together and ASK FOR HELP!!! Also, you knew what the hell you were getting into with single parenthood. You thought it was all that when you had your son, and you thought you could handle it on your own so how about you stay in your lane and keep your child with you. I thoroughly enjoy our relationship when we're NOT on speaking terms. Got it?

Oooooooh WEE!!!

This post deserves a sammich, chips, and a tall glass of red Kool-Aid!

Tell 'em why you mad!

[lil_sunshine]

Originally posted by PerfectVerse06
Oooooooh WEE!!!

This post deserves a sammich, chips, and a tall glass of red Kool-Aid!

Tell 'em why you mad!

Thanks for the sammich, Kool-Aid and chips. I'mma need it after opening a can of whoop azz on this girl.

But the reason I'm mad is that her son hits, punches and spits on me EVERY DAYUM DAY, and that $h!t does NOT tickle. That is NOT something I'm willing to tolerate, especially when he hits me in the face. So since said stank wench doesn't want anyone putting their hands on her chile, she can either expect an azz whooping with mine pimp stick or I can totally ignore his presence, which doesn't work for the first few minutes he hits and spits on me. I'm so proud of myself that I haven't gone and thrown this chile against a wall or something. I, being very heavy-handed, choose to ignore him and not hit him. I know I'd do him some SERIOUS bodily harm.

My mother says that this is just a phase he's going through, but how long is this phase gonna last? He doesn't do this to my mother or his mother, but he does it to me. Go figure.

[dzdst796]

I agree with Bernie Mac - If he is grown enough to hit you he grown enough to get hit back (Kings of Comedy, not verbatim but you get my drift).

Kick Momma's Azz

[PerfectVerse06]

Yeah, you need to have a lil talk with your sister, and if talking doesn't work there's always and .

[lil_sunshine]

Thanks for understanding and giving me the words of wisdom to deal with this. marquise1911, thanks for starting this thread. And PV06, if talking doesn't work, I'll be sure to follow your explicit instructions and whoop a b!tch's azz!!!!!!!

And to all that viewed my original post, no I'm not caray-zay, but I'm known for exploding at a moment's notice when $h!t gets on my last nerve. I feel like Madea right now; she 'bout to make me take off my earrings!!!!!!

[KAPPAtivating]

Originally posted by lil_sunshine
Thanks for understanding and giving me the words of wisdom to deal with this. marquise1911, thanks for starting this thread. And PV06, if talking doesn't work, I'll be sure to follow your explicit instructions and whoop a b!tch's azz!!!!!!!

And to all that viewed my original post, no I'm not caray-zay, but I'm known for exploding at a moment's notice when $h!t gets on my last nerve. I feel like Madea right now; she 'bout to make me take off my earrings!!!!!!

I feel ya sunshine. I work at a high school, and I tell the kids all the time---"If ya hit me on purpose or by accident please know that I will straight up FIGHT a kid." I don't give a dayum! I don't play wit kids like that. Phase my @ss!

[marquise1911]

Originally posted by KAPPAtivating
Phase my @ss!

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!! You know how long I haven't heard dat word. Frat you are straight hood.

***what ni99a, you want some? Come phase my @$$ then, b%$ch! Come do it!!***

[marquise1911]

Originally posted by KAPPAtivating
Phase my @ss!

Can we get a definition please? For those who don't know...

[lil_sunshine]

Y'all are funny!!!!!

[PerfectVerse06]

Originally posted by marquise1911
Can we get a definition please? For those who don't know...

Yes, inquiring minds would like to know what that means.

[marquise1911]

2 the MRI Tech yesterday: Ok I know you said that I wouldn't feel anything, but when I started to scream for help that should have been a sign that something was wrong. And how in the hell are you gonna tell me that the pain is all in my mind. The fact that your got-dang machine was electrocuting me should have concerned you more. So what if I scared your other patients, better that then for them to get up on there and get what I got. I ain’t ever said this before, but I wish I was a chick so I could slap the skin off of you and not feel bad about it.* And "Yo querdo Taco Bell" too b%$ch or whatever you said in spanish when I left.

*Marquise under no circumstances condones hitting women. Unless done by another woman, who is hopefully attractive and slathered in chocolate pudding.


2 the my parents: Y'all are supposed to be my parents. So why do y'all ask me for money every week? Why do you depend on me to get your light bill paid for? I'm still your child. If I was a dumb one you would still be taking care of me. Ma, I don't appreciate the fact that you have my pay period memorized and tear the corners of my bank statement envelopes to see how much I deposited. Dad, don't give me the, "let me hold something..." line again. That's what bank accounts are for. They hold my money, so people like y'all can't get a hold of it.

[marquise1911]

Originally posted by PerfectVerse06
Yes, inquiring minds would like to know what that means.

Phase- a term commonly used in the sentence “phase my ass”, by persons from the “hood” (see ghetto) or those from the south (especially FL). To phase means to fight, attack, or maim an individual. Phasing is generally a black thing. Phasing cannot occur unless both individuals know how to “throw their sets up”.

See KAPPAtivating for details.

[teena]

Originally posted by lil_sunshine
Thanks for understanding and giving me the words of wisdom to deal with this. marquise1911, thanks for starting this thread. And PV06, if talking doesn't work, I'll be sure to follow your explicit instructions and whoop a b!tch's azz!!!!!!!

And to all that viewed my original post, no I'm not caray-zay, but I'm known for exploding at a moment's notice when $h!t gets on my last nerve. I feel like Madea right now; she 'bout to make me take off my earrings!!!!!!

Girl, pop his little hands. Bad kids are not cute. They cut the fool in public and are little menaces to other kids. If you dont smack your sister up, someone else will because her son done hit someone elses kid.

[Rain Man]

Originally posted by marquise1911
*Marquise under no circumstances condones hitting women. Unless done by another woman, who is hopefully attractive and slathered in chocolate pudding.

*LOL*

That reminds me of the episode of Night Court ("A Day in the Life") where the elderly prostitute defendant who was selling herself at her retirement home said, "Sometimes I do it for pudding", whereby Dan promptly replied, "Sometimes I do it IN pudding."

Speaking of the above, I can only fantasize about Skee and Nonchalant being oiled up and duking it out in a ring. Whoa Nellie! . That would be one heckuva catfight, lemme tell you. Either that or them being in business attire duking it out ala the old TV show Dynasty. Which reminds me of a website that has capitalized off that very concept that I visited from time to time.

Anyhow, carry on...