Sorry ladies, but I have to ask..........

[sageofages]

Originally posted by LXAAlum
Reminds me of a story from my father in law - back in the disco '70's (just a reminder, for those of you too young to even remember disco - it's DEAD...thank you)...his brother in law fell and broke his ankle while dancing.

Remember - 1970's. Disco. Polyester. Polyster pants.

At the ER, the doctor directed the staff to use scissors to remove his pants. He refused and tried to fight off the nurse.

Once restrained, the pants were removed.

Gasps of astonishment. Laughter. Seems his brother in law, in an effort to "endear" himself to the opposite sex, had taped a large portion of a kielbasa to his....thigh.

I dated a guy who did that with a roll of socks...quite the surprise when he insisted on turning off the lights before undressing the very first time....LOOLOLOL

He said "hey girls pulled the ruse all the time with their bras when he was a teenager, turn about fair play!"

I couldn't stop laughing.