Pick up lines? Whats your best one?

[CASIGKAP]

Was your daddy a thief b/c he stole the stars from the sky & put them into your eyes.

When they made the alphabet, they should have put U and I together.

You are the most beautiful woman in the world. Wanna f*ck?

[Corsulian]

"ya know, I'm the guy responsible for those crop circles in England"

It worked on Seinfeld better than in real life

[Cardinal026]

I had a guy at work say to me last week, "I've got the "F" the "C" and the "K"....all I need is "U." Made me laugh.

[Imperial1]

I use whatever comes to mind. My pick-up lines are freestyled.

Imperial1

Pick up a packet of sugar, hand it to someone and say, "excuse me, you dropped your nametag" Works better if they have the "SWEET THING" artificial sweetner packets. IT's a riot.

[starang21]

excuse me miss...i'm _____, i noticed you across the room and wanted to introduce myself.




*doing the LL lip lick and the crooked smile*

[PiLove]

Originally posted by James
Funny stuff:

You look like a championship bass, I don't know whether to eat you or mount you.

LOL that's hilarious!!!!!!! Maybe if I get the courage enough, I'll use that on some guy.

Ok girls, here's a pickup line that works, in my experience anyway.

Get a lipgloss that has a nice smell/taste. I suggest the el cheapo Bonnebell Vanilla/Raspberry you can get at any Wal-Mart/K-mart or drugstore.

When you're getting to know a cute guy at the bar or club, casually apply your gloss, and encourage your girls to partake in the gloss also so that the smell goes around where you're at.

When the boy says "Wow, that really smells good...", smile, and reply in your most cutesy way, "It smells good but it tastes even better..." and then pucker your lips and ask him, "Wanna taste?"

Guaranteed 100% to work ONLY IF YOU'RE CUTE.

[madmax]

I think Cosmo did a survey of 10,000 women between the ages of 18 and 35 and according to the women, the most successful line is "hi, my name is madmax".

[KSig RC]

"How 'bout a three-way? You, me, and some of this pork"

[Proverbs31]

Last summer while in a grocery store in Chicago, this guy walked up to me and said "Hey baby, I lost my phone number so can I have yours"?

I didn't mean to laugh in his face but I couldn't help it! LOL

[sigma3]

Is that a keg in your pants? Cause I'd like to tap that a$$.