How Come-General Part 3...

[The Original Ape]

Originally posted by MsOnyx:
How Come I went to Victoria's Secret at lunch today trying to be cute.
How Come the strapless bras are $38 to $48
How Come i tried them on and LEFT!

How come ALL BRUHS want to know the answer to yo question?
How come I aint read anybody else's how comes?
How come it aint been that many how comes today?

[The Original Ape]

How come I forgot to put this in my last how come?
How come I'm sleepy?
How come I know why?
How come I'm waitin' on an e-mail from a stranga and I got people to see?
How come I aint waitin' no mo?
How come I miss my friend?
How come she always talk in parables?
How come she act like she don't know what the phuck I'm talkin' about all da time?
How come?
HOW IN THE HELL DID WHOOPI GOLDBERG EVER GIT DISCOVERED?

[CrimsonTide4]

HOW COME CT4 is at a workshop, right now I am home on lunch break because the workshop is 3 minutes away from the crib?
HOW COME we chatted Sunday evening upon our return from the NAP?
HOW COME I still have not cranked ?
HOW COME every time I say I will I don't?
HOW COME I always IM someone first and I keep saying I won't but I am curious as to how come that someone does not IM me so I break my rule?
HOW COME last night they had to eat SHEEP EYES last night on FEAR FACTOR ?
HOW COME they blindfolded the sheep?
HOW COME this one sheep was not and kept looking at the people?
HOW COME I cannot think of another HOW COME right now?
HOW COME I just remembered one?
HOW COME someone said she is going to start looking for a man?
HOW COME I want to tell her a woman is sought after she does not do the seeking?
HOW COME I want a man too but until he FINDS me I will be here?

[Ideal08]

How come I'm just dog tired today?
How come I am bored?
How come I need some excitement in my life?
How come I'm nosey and I wanna know wtf OA is talkin' bout?
How come SweetSista hasn't contacted me in a minute?
How come, Novella, how come?
How come it's only 9am and I'm ready to go home?
How come we have these Olympics at my job?
How come they are s'posed to be team building events?
How come this Friday's event is Bowling and Darts?
How come we have to pay for the Bowling ourselves?
How come a company sponsors team building if they aren't going to pay for it?
How come I'm not bowling simply because of that principle?
How come I'm gonna play darts, though?
How come I'm excited because I haven't played since college?
How come I have to get to work?
How come I'm gonna try to be as good today with GC as I was yesterday?

[Miss. Mocha]

How come The Steve Harvey Show is supposed to be set in Chicago, but the students have New York accents?

How come that's been bothering me since the show came on the air?

How come I agreed to let my daughter be the flower girl in an out of town wedding, and now I don't feel like attending?

How come I'm shady?

How come I'm always tired, yet I never go to bed early?

[Ideal08]

Originally posted by CrimsonTide4:
[B] HOW COME I had NOT forgot but I was just thinking of the actual date?
HOW COME I think I know who that COW is but don't she live in LOUISIANA "> /B]

How come I was just makin' sure you ain't forget!?
How come I'M the forgetful one in the friendship?
How come that COW does live in Lousyana?
How come I invited her ANYWAY so we ain't gotta hear her mouth?
How come she's MIA most of the time?
How come she hardly posts anymore?
How come she better be resting and not trying to be superwoman again?

[AKA2D '91]

How Come uhhhhhhh ONLY Louzianians can refer to Louisiana as Louzyana?

How Come non-Louzianians will not know why it's so Louzy?

How Come one must know it, live it, be it, hate it, do it, and experience it to understand?

[This message has been edited by AKA2D '91 (edited July 25, 2001).]

[kell1gs]

how come it is 10 oclock at nite and i am still in the lab workin?

how come im sittin here me and my partner plan on bein her till 3 in the morning?

how come im hungry but im in a clean room and we cant eat in here

how come NSA is years behind industry in terms of process but using state of the art equipment that i only can wish that the Rochester Institute of Technology could get ahold of?

how come they dont pay students more?

how come im playin with dangerous chemicals?

how come hydrofluoric acid wont erode your skin but will eat through your bones?

how come i feel the need to go on?

how come im going to make myself stop here cuz i hear alarms goin off?????




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[CrimsonTide4]

HOW COME last night as soon as I logged off there was a LOUD FIREWORKS SHOW sponsored by some unknown?
HOW COME my neighbors sat outside and watched?
HOW COME I wish people understood that you only need to hit the SUBMIT REPLY button once?
HOW COME otherwise we see double, triple, quadruple posts?
HOW COME I need them to know that YOU TOO can delete your own posts?
HOW COME a week from today on AUGUST 1, 2001 I will be 26 years old?
HOW COME I have no celebration plans as usual and am okay with that?
HOW COME gaining another year does not bother me like it does some people?
HOW COME I found a DOLLAR today and was soooo excited?
HOW COME Little Bill found a dollar today too and he had big plans for his dollar after he sang a song about it?
HOW COME the school secretary told me today that there are 5 more months til CHRISTMAS?
HOW COME I need to stop typing these how comes and get started on my lesson plans?
HOW COME I am still typing then?

[Ideal08]

How come we are kicking off CT4's bday celebration this Saturday, at the Ohio BP gathering?
How come we are tying up her bday celebration on 8/3 with First Fridays?
How come I hope she didn't forget about these?
How come her birthday is in the middle of the week?
How come I'm sure we'll do dinner or something that day?
How come we are going to ring in her 26th with a big bang?!
How come yall are welcome to join us?
How come I'm specifically referring the the COW who always says we don't include her?
How come I'm going to drive to both parties because I want CT4 to REALLY get her drink on?
How come I've NEVER seen her drunk in all the years I've known her?
How come we can even start with Pink Panties!

[CrimsonTide4]

Originally posted by Ideal08:
How come we are kicking off CT4's bday celebration this Saturday, at the Ohio BP gathering?
How come we are tying up her bday celebration on 8/3 with First Fridays?
How come I hope she didn't forget about these?
How come her birthday is in the middle of the week?
How come I'm sure we'll do dinner or something that day?
How come we are going to ring in her 26th with a big bang?!
How come yall are welcome to join us?
How come I'm specifically referring the the COW who always says we don't include her?
How come I'm going to drive to both parties because I want CT4 to REALLY get her drink on?
How come I've NEVER seen her drunk in all the years I've known her?
How come we can even start with Pink Panties!

HOW COME I had NOT forgot but I was just thinking of the actual date?
HOW COME I have only been drunk twice back in 1997?
HOW COME I think I know who that COW is but don't she live in LOUISIANA ?

[The Original Ape]

How come aint nobody got any more "How Comes"?
How come it rained here when 2D said it wouldn't?
How come people got busy all of a sudden?
How come I'm 'bout busy now too?
How come?

[AKA2D '91]

How Come the time on my taskbar is always 30 minutes or so behind?
How Come I get tired of adjusting it?
How Come I never told someone it wouldn't rain there?
How Come folks get their britches all in a bind because YOU don't follow the beat of their drummer?
How Come I don't care?
How Come I do what I want to do?
How Come folks have all other peeps following behind them, so why complain about me?
How Come I'm STILL living and learning?
How Come folks trip and say you don't call, write, visit, et.al. them and when was the last time they called, visited, written, etc. you?
How Come some people don't really know what another person is talking about?
How Come folks should stop BSing, beating around the bush, and say what's on their mind?
How Come folks should make it plain and simple?
How Come Exquisit, How Come?
How Come I hope you pass those exams?
How Come I remember those days like it was yesterday?
How Come it was just a couple of weeks ago?
How Come you, AKAtude, DG, and other Sorors and SFs are MIA?
How Come N4L had the audacity to come up in here and post a thread and then jet, AGAIN?
How Come he is wrong for that?
How Come I better end here?

[SweetestDiva]

Originally posted by #1 Leading Lady:
How come I met Morris Chestnut and Allen Payne ?

How come I got a hug and Pic?

How come I feel like CRANKIN?

How come I out to go CRANK?

How come you prolly felt like cranking because you saw Morris?

How come Morris always makes me want to crank?

How come I'm doing everything within my natural power to get to H-Town this weekend to see Morris at the Palace?

How come I want one of my friends from Houston to come get me so I don't have to drive because I don't like to?

How come he agreed but doesn't understand why I want to see this man?

How come he almost died when he met P. Diddy last week and called me from the store where he was signing autographs so I could talk to him?

How come I was in the shower?

How come I can hear P. Diddy on my answering machine saying, "She ain't there?"

How come I got excited even though I don't like him at all and refuse to erase the message?

How come he took pictures with him and Puff is just unbelievably bony?

[kitten03]

How come I have the most boring job?
How come I do nothing all day?
How come the other secretary is the worst..EVER?
How come she is 1/2 to 1 hour late every day?
How come today she was 2 hours late?
How come she took an 1 1/2 hour lunch?
How come she just went to take a 15 minute nap?
How come she starts all the chit in the office?
How come she accused someone of not having a valid doctors excuse for using sick leave?
How come she call the person at home to accuse them?
How come she wonders why no one likes her?
How come she's jealous that I get along with all the other secretaries.
How come she spends 2 to 2 1/2 hours outside of the office?
How come she spends 2 hours on the phone?
How come their are only 8 1/2 hours in our work day?
How come I do all the work?
How come I miss the other secretary when she's gone?
How come I work for a government agency?
How come my boyfriend works downstairs?
How come I'm getting tired of seeing him?
How come I'm going to see some strippers tonight?
How come I'm not telling him...about the strippers?
How come this is getting really long?
How come I havent heard from AKA4MJ?
How come I can't wait to get back to school?
How come I want to see my nephew?
How come I'm learning to drive?
How come my boyfriend is making me drive everywhere?
How come I'm making him go all the places I want to go?
How come Greekchat is my only refuge?
How come OA has me LOL?
How come I think he must be cute?
How come I just remembered I'm taken?
How come I want to see if other people relate to my how comes?
How come there are more how comes to come?