HC Stealing baby Jesus?
HC Some folks are just some thievin' so-and-sos....
HC I'm gonna pray for them?
HC It's probably some bad kids?
HC I think we should get Redefined Diva on they azzes!
HC I'm still coughing a little?
HC This is the neverending flu?

HC I think folks at my job are using my illness as an excuse to call in sick?

HC I don't think they got it, let alone got it from me?
HC If you're REALLY sick with the flu, how come you don't sound any different?
HC I sounded like someone's little brother for a week?
HC And I lost five lbs. cuz I couldn't eat?
HC You're so "sick" but you have a trough of food spread out on your desk?
HC This person packs what looks like a duffel bag to me with food and calls it her "lunch?"

HC Ignant?
HC I'm trying not to let on to my boyfriend how I'm feeling and the whole Internet history thing?
HC I don't want to add any stress to finals?
HC I wish I wasn't a snoop?
HC Does that definitely mean I have trust issues?

HC Can't I just be a super sleuth?

HC I would do it again?

HC Have I no shame?!?!?!
HC I know it was not just a pop-up?
HC It very well may have started off that way, but he obviously did searches?
HC I am busting at the seams, I want to ask him about it so bad?
HC Should I?
HC How can I since I would have to admit that I was snooping in the first dayum place?
HC Oh what tangled webs we weave,...