Kitso's 1st full day as a PE teacher

[lifesaver]

Dood, be like my elem PE coach was. Put on some horrid recording of "skip to the lou (who the phuck is lou anyway?) of my darlin'" makin us do mad ass circles around the gym in this half crazed skip/full ass run for 45 minutes non-stop while he went back to his office to hit the bottle.

*lifesaver sniffs at the fond memories of Coach Allred and that funny smell of Listerine he always had..."

[aurora_borealis]

Originally posted by lifesaver
Dood, be like my elem PE coach was. Put on some horrid recording of "skip to the lou (who the phuck is lou anyway?) of my darlin'" makin us do mad ass circles around the gym in this half crazed skip/full ass run for 45 minutes non-stop while he went back to his office to hit the bottle.

*lifesaver sniffs at the fond memories of Coach Allred and that funny smell of Listerine he always had..."

I had an evil teacher that made us SQUARE DANCE...another taught us waltzing moves to the Beatles "Rubber Soul"...and the worst was having to listen to a wretched 33 1/3 RECORD of The Captain and Tennille "Love Will Keep Us Together" for musical chairs/freeze tag/statues etc....That song has haunted me my whole life and I am sure that somehow it is related to my clown phobia.

[moe.ron]

Originally posted by aurora_borealis
I had an evil teacher that made us SQUARE DANCE...another taught us waltzing moves to the Beatles "Rubber Soul"...and the worst was having to listen to a wretched 33 1/3 RECORD of The Captain and Tennille "Love Will Keep Us Together" for musical chairs/freeze tag/statues etc....That song has haunted me my whole life and I am sure that somehow it is related to my clown phobia.

LOL. Captail and Tennille still give me nightmare.

[aurora_borealis]

Originally posted by Arya
LOL. Captail and Tennille still give me nightmare.

I think Kitso needs an authoratative hat like "The Captian's" Also the music for this song is SO 1970's CHEESY PORNO. Bow - bow bow bow bow bow bow - bow bow. I included a picture to PROVE the porno aspect. My sister had a 'Dynamite" magazine with those two pictured on it.

Love, Love will keep us together
Think of me babe whenever
Some sweet talking guy comes along singing his song
Don't mess around,
You got to be strong
Just Stop, 'cause I really love You
Stop, I'll be thinking of you
Look in my heart and let love keep us together

You, You belong to me now
Ain't gonna set you free now
When those guys start hanging around talking me down
Hear with your heart and you won't hear a sound
Just Stop, 'cause I really love you
Stop, I'll be thinking of you
Look in my heart and let love keep us together

Whatever young and beautiful
Someday your looks will be gone
When the others turn you off
Who'll be turning you on

I will, I will, I will, I will
Be there to share forever
Love will keep us together
Said it before and I'll say it again while others pretend
I'll need you now and I'll need you then
Stop 'cause I really love Ya
Stop I'll be thinking of Ya
Look in my heart and let love keep us together

http://www.cdshakedown.com/1099/willis_tenille.jpg

uh,

there will be no porno music in my classes. These kids are young and impressionable.

and there's no way in hell we're diong any kind of dancing. I'm having a hard enough time getting these kids to play ultimate frisbee, if i pull that dancing crap out i'm likely to get stabbed.

Kitso
KS 361

[aurora_borealis]

Originally posted by AggieSigmaNu361
uh,

there will be no porno music in my classes. These kids are young and impressionable.

and there's no way in hell we're diong any kind of dancing. I'm having a hard enough time getting these kids to play ultimate frisbee, if i pull that dancing crap out i'm likely to get stabbed.

Kitso
KS 361

But you don't have a problem with the hat, just the dancing and the hideous 70's music? In fact I am sure we have plenty of hats we could lend you around here. Definitely a Viking helmet and a rhinestone tiara are ready at hand.

[MoonStar17]

AWWW teaching is great!!!

I love that feeling where kids all want to be around you and talk to you!!

I still have 1 1/2 years til im done with school, but im doing ALOT of field work now and my class this semester is GREAT!!!
the cutest little 1st graders..those kids are hillarious

They are seriously alot smarter than most give them credit for...little peoples walking around with their own drama's and universe....its great!!!


GOOD LUCK!!!

ps. good to hear of more male teachers...in my ed classes there is like ONE male to every 20 or so females..LOL

Originally posted by MoonStar17
ps. good to hear of more male teachers...in my ed classes there is like ONE male to every 20 or so females..LOL

I KNOW.

At A&M, the college of education graduated with my college and i swear the ratio was like 3 to 1 in terms of girls to guys. I was sitting there like damn, i shouldn't have wasted my time in Recreation Park and Tourism Sciences, i shoulda went over to teaching

Kitso
KS 361

[MoonStar17]

LOL 1 in 3 is still pretty good...i knew one guy who when we went around the class talking about why we went into education and stuff like that he was like..

he was like....well i love kids and i want to be a good role model to middle school kids, then he said..being around all these women in my education classes is a big plus..keeps me going to class...of course we were all laughing but seriously there arent many males

[Shine]

This is a good and happy thread.

[33girl]

Ladies in the center, back to back
Gents promenade the outside track



I can beat that though...we had to do indian club routines to Night Train (aka the 1950's stripper tune). Wearing our gym clothes. With the guys watching. In SENIOR high.

My senior high gym teacher was the bomb, but I think she got really stoned the night before she had to turn in this unit to the curriculum review board.

[FAB*SpiceySpice]

Kitso I think you would make the best PE teacher EVER! I am sad that I never had a teacher like you. My 5th grade PE teacher was the worst. She made us use the community showers everday after class and she'd sit in her office and stare at all of us. It was soooooo creepy. And plus when you're in 5th grade and you're flatter than a board, can I tell you how embarassing it is to have to change and stuff in front of all these other girls? Especially the 6th grade girls, they were the worst!


Gahhh, I am SOOO glad that I got done with PE in 9th grade.