I used to think:
I would always keep the same group of friends
If I was nice to people they would be nice in return
My mom was hard on me and she preached too much
I wouldn't make a friend on the internet because that was for weirdo losers
I would never understand the lessons momma tried to teach me
Santa Claus was real
It was the toys and gifts that made Christmas special
Church was a place to dress up and be bored for a few hours while grown people hollered
The tooth fairy was cheap because I got a dime per tooth and my friends got quarters and sometimes dollars
Money grew on trees
If you didn't pay your bills it would go away
My parents knew everything
It's not who you know it's what you know
I could eat anything I wanted without working out
That I could overlook major flaws and continue to focus on what was the bomb in our relationship
That since I was catered to, the world would cater to me
Once I got a bachelors degree everything would be smooth sailing
That since I thought I was fine, everyone should feel that way lol
By age 27 I would be in a serious relationship leading to marriage or married to the man of my dreams
30 was old
That after our relationship was over I couldn't take seeing him again
My soulmate would come in a specified package set by me (college educated, 6'0" minimum, over 200 lbs, black, nice haircut, pretty teeth, career, family oriented etc.)...but wait, that's what I want though