Showing my age but who could forget the INFAMOUS misses on "Louie, Louie" I refuse to print what we all THOUGHT they were singing! Below are the actual lyrics as written by R. Berry in 1955:
Louie Louie, me gotta go
Louie Louie, me gotta go
Fine little girl she waits for me
Me catch the ship for cross the sea
Me sail the ship all alone
Me never thinks me make it home
(chorus)
Three nights and days me sail the sea
Me think of girl constantly
On the ship I dream she there
I smell the rose in her hair
(chorus, guitar solo)
Me see Jamaica moon above
It won't be long, me see my love
I take her in my arms and then
Me tell her I never leave again.
College versionNO MORE LOUIE LOUIE
Well, I got a little letter from the dean of student life today,
He was banning rock and roll and he was tellin me the song I can't play!
No more Louie, Louie, cause it makes the stadium sway!
When your jumpin up and down you know it makes some people afraid,
And insurance won't cover any damage when the stands all decay!
So no more Loule Louie cause it makes the stadium sway!
Engineering studies hasn't spotted any warnings and they've proven that the stadium's safe!
It's designed like a diving board that bends but it just doesn't break!
But no more Louie Louie cause it makes the stadium sway!
So if you wanna dance in the stands you can find some other place!
Only by rocking to the music and the songs we can play,
But no more Louie Louie cause it makes the stadium sway!
No more Louie Louie, no more Louie Louie, no more Louie Louie,
No more Louie Louie, no more Louie Louie, it makes the stadium sway!
Wooo!
If you read this far you obviously have a "lyric fetish" so here you go.
http://www.xs4all.nl/~tdg/lyrics.html#1